Chapter 3: NMI(need more info) instead TMI (to much info) and WTF
Sasuke: fucking ponies!
Taylor: pony ass!
Gaara: asses
Naruto: uh...
Isamu: fucking Nadito
Nadito: Isamu... *chases Isamu around with a frying pan*
Mikoto: disclaimer! She doesn't own Naruto, just the plot and ocs, and horrible mistakes. :|
Kakiro was out reading in the shade during lunch. He didn't really need to eat since he was demon, not a devil, but a demon. He was different from devils in many ways. He can make contracts with humans. And they can do many other things that devils can't do. Demons and devils still don't get along because they're all jealous and want each others powers. But Kakiro, he just wanted one thing, and that was Sasuke Uchiha, prince of Hell.
"Huh?" Kakiro felt his phone vibrate. It was Sasuke.
Sasuke: dafuq is wrong with you
Kakiro stared at the text smirking.
Kakiro: nothing
Sasuke: I met you this morning and you still didn't tell me!
Kakiro: because there was a human eavesdropping on us
Sasuke: :(
Kakiro: haha
Sasuke: ass
Kakiro: no
Sasuke: just tell me what you r!
Kakiro: no
Sasuke: TELL ME!
Kakiro: no
Sasuke: fucking a$$ hole
Kakiro: ^_^
Sasuke: tell me or else
Kakiro: or else what?
Kakiro was smiling, which was a scary thing, because he never smiles a real smile.
Sasuke: I will pill you
Kakiro: pill me? Haha
Sasuke: no! Fucking auto correct! I will sperm you!
Kakiro: O.O
Sasuke: mutherfucking piece of shit! I will kill you!
Kakiro: Hahaahahahahahahahaha!
Sasuke: *kills you*
Kakiro: seriously? Role playing the kill? Haha
Sasuke: u want me to actually do it? Cause I will!
Kakiro: *laughs hysterically* yeah right!
Sasuke: I will, I never go back on my word
Kakiro: *falls over laughing ass off*
Sasuke: bitch
Kakiro: *acts like a female dog*
Sasuke: ugh! Ttyl bye a$$hole!
Kakiro: bye honey muffin
Sasuke: fuck u!
Kakiro: ok
Sasuke: hmph bye
Kakiro put his phone in his pocket and smirked evilly. Oh Sasuke, how amusing you are, he thought with a grin.
"Kakiro? It's class time." A boy came out from the corner of the building. Kakiro glared.
"I know." He snapped, standing up and heading to class. The boy clenched his teeth.
"Why are you such an ass?" He asked as Kakiro passed him.
"You should know why Teru. You should definitely know why." Kakiro replied. Teru clenched his fist.
"It wasn't my fault! It was yours! Stop blaming everyone else for once in your damn life! Face the truth. It was your fault!" Teru shouted passing him with a shoulder shove. Kakiro grabbed Teru and shoved him against the brick wall.
"How was it my fault? I was trying to help!" Kakiro leaned closer. Teru squirmed in his grip.
"Your so called help was what did it!" Teru shot back. Kakiro growled.
"Fine! It was aaaallll my fault!" Kakiro said making the word all sound longer. Teru growled.
"Yes! It was!" Teru struggled. He froze when he felt Kakiro's mouth on his neck. He felt himself gulp. Kakiro smirked and licked Teru's neck.
"Get offa me!" Teru exclaimed. Kakiro licked his lips before sinking his teeth into Teru's neck. Teru gasped and trembled. Stupid Kakiro, he thought. He finally stopped struggling and let Kakiro have some blood. He knew demons, unlike devils, craved blood. It was something that made demons... Well demons. When Kakiro pulled away Teru coughed and looked at Kakiro dazedly. Kakiro smiled evilly and Teru noticed that he had a hint of lust in his eyes. In all the years Teru knew Kakiro, he'd never been bitten or been looked at with lustful eyes by Kakiro. He gulped when he felt Kakiro's knee rub his area.
"D-don't!" Teru cried. Kakiro smirked and did it again.
"Why?" He asked. Teru stared at him.
"Because I don't want you to." Teru said. Kakiro laughed.
"And you think I care about what you want?" Kakiro said.
"No, because you don't care about anybody but yourself." Teru replied. Kakiro clenched his teeth, which still had some blood on them.
"I do care about others! I do. But all you think about is yourself and how much you think I hate you. Have you ever thought about getting your facts straight? That's one thing I don't like about you. With you it's assumption after assumption." Kakiro sniffed Teru's hair.
"I don't think you hate me, I know you hate me. You blame me for everything. For once though, I want you to acknowledge that I'm not always to blame." Teru whispered. Kakiro pressed his forehead to Teru's.
"I don't hate you." Kakiro murmured. Teru sniffed looking up at him.
"Serious?" He asked. Kakiro nodded. Teru felt a tear leak out of his eye and he wanted to wipe it away but Kakiro had his wrists. Teru felt more tears leak out of his eyes and apologized. He was surprised when Kakiro licked the tears away. Since when could Kakiro act sweet? Teru looked at him curiously and Kakiro smiled. He picked Teru up and teleported to his apartment.
Sasuke looked at the clock waiting for the class to be over. He jumped up when the bell rang and dashed out of the class. He ran all the way to the bathroom. His teacher was rude and wouldn't let him to to the bathroom. He was happy when he could finally let it out.
"Sasuke?" Naruto murmured from next to him. Sasuke turned his head to look at him.
"Uh...Hi." Sasuke said. Naruto chuckled and zipped up his pants.
"Haha, Sasuke I'm going to take a picture of you if you make that face again,
"You do and I'll smash your camera to pieces." Sasuke replied. Naruto grinned.
"Feisty!" Naruto said whistling as he exited the bathroom. Sasuke stared after him.
"Ugh, he didn't wash his hands." Sasuke mumbled as he washed his hands.
"Hi." Sasuke murmured as he sat next to Shikamaru. Shikamaru was a friend he made recently. Shikamaru smiled.
"So... What's up?" He asked knowing about Sasuke and how he liked Naruto. He kept Shikamaru updated on thing that happened.
"Nothing... I met this guy named Kakiro, he's really weird." Sasuke told him. Shikamaru sat sat up.
"That dude? He's cool, weird, but cool." Shikamaru looked up and then held up a hand, his pointer finger up.
"Oh yeah! Today's dorm day. The dorm is actually an apartment the school rest on dorm day." Shikamaru murmured.
"Uh... why?" Sasuke asked.
"Because the school likes treating us, so every week on Thursdays it's dorm day." Shikamaru said. The two stood up and Shikamaru drove Sasuke to the "dorm" that the school had.
"Here's a room." The two grew quiet when they heard a noise from the other room that sounded like moaning.
"Aaah! Faster! Mm! Kakiro!" They heard a boy yell. Sasuke and Shikamaru exchanged glances once they heard Kakiro's name.
"Teru!" Sasuke heard Kakiro moan. Sasuke blushed and looked at Shikamaru who looked disgusted.
"Want a new room?" He asked. Sasuke nodded. They exited the room and Shikamaru stood in front of the room they heard the moaning from. Shikamaru kicked the door open and the two saw them on the bed.
"You forget today was dorm day?" Shikamaru growled. Kakiro looked at them and froze when he saw Sasuke.
"Uh.. I forgot." Kakiro said. Teru looked at them and blushed. Shikamaru and Sasuke left the door open and Kakiro gritted his teeth. Great, Sasuke saw them.
"Kakiro?" Teru asked looking up at him with teary eyes. Kakiro smiled.
"I'm sorry." Kakiro apologized.
"Sasuke!" Naruto came over to him and glomped him. Sasuke smiled and patted Naruto's head like he was a puppy.
"Hi Naruto." Sasuke murmured images from earlier kept popping in his head. He felt scarred for seeing them.
"What's up?" Naruto said. Sasuke turned and replied.
"Nothing really.." Sasuke whispered. Naruto saw Sasuke was blushing. He thought it was kinda cute.
"Wow Sasu-chan, you can be cute~" Naruto said licking Sasuke's ear. Sasuke jumped back covering his ear. He did a ninja like pose and Naruro laughed.
"Haha! Your so amusing Sasuke!" Naruto smiled and grabbed Sasuke's hand.
"Let's go shopping!" He exclaimed. Sasuke remembered all the times that he and Naruto went shopping for manga and how he had practically been obsessed with it.
"Ok." Sasuke said knowing he didn't have a they arrived at a clothing store Sasuke remembered the time he was shopping with him and they dressed up in dresses.
"Ooh! Here.. Here! Here! Take this! And this! And that!" Naruto was piling Sasuke up with clothing.
"Try all of these on or else." Naruto glowered at Sasuke. Sasuke nodded and took the large pile of clothing into the dressing room.
Sasuke tried every outfit on and Naruto surprisingly had a lot of money and bought all of the clothes for Sasuke.
"There! Now you don't have to wear the same thing every day or wear my clothes.
"Thank you." Sasuke murmured turning slightly red.
"Its basically like an early Christmas present! Oh yeah! Here's my number! So you can text me whenever! See ya later!" Naruto had brought Sasuke home and then he left for cram school.
Naruto: hi!
Sasuke: ur already texting me?
Naruto: wut? You don't want me to?
Sasuke: rnt u supposed to be at cram school?
Naruto: I am
Sasuke: then stop texting me!
Naruto: no
Sasuke: y?
Naruto: becuz cram school is boring
Sasuke: dumbo
Naruto: y u callin me that
Sasuke looked up.
"I need to talk to you." It was Kou.
Sasuke: I gtg ttyl bye
Sasuke shut his phone and gestured for Kou to come over.
"What is it?" Sasuke asked. Kou looked down.
"I... I got in a fight with Konohamaru." Kou said looking down gloomily.
"What was the fight about?" Kou looked like he was on the verge of tears.
"Rumors are spreading about him and I. He thinks Im spreading them." Kou wiped his eyes.
"What type of rumors?" Sasuke put an arm around his almost crying son.
"People are saying we do bad things with each other." Kou said and finally a tear leaked out of his eye.
"Do you know who spread the rumor?" Sasuke asked. Kou shook his head.
"Sadly no. But when I find him, I will kill him." Kou said and evil glint in his eyes.
"Ah Kou! You're like I used to be when I was younger. But now I'm more mature... So I want you to know that violence isn't the answer. You should try to talk it out with Konohamaru. Tell him it wasn't you and that you want to find out who did." Sasuke said.
"...I guess I'll call him. Thanks dad." Kou stood up grabbing the phone.
"Hi Konohamaru. It's me Kou." Kou looked a little happy when Konohamaru answered.
"Hi." Konohamaru replied.
"Listen... I wanted to talk to you about the rumors-" Kou was cut off.
"Can I come over?" Konohamaru asked. Kou told him yes and met him at the door.
"Hey Kou." Konohamaru murmured not smiling like he usually was.
"Hi... I didn't spread the rumor-" Kou was cut off when Konohamaru pushed him up against the wall. Konohamaru got really close to him.
"I'm sorry I accused you." He murmured trapping Kou. Kou squirmed trying to escape. Kou was wondering why Konohamaru was acting differently than he usually did.
"I-It's fine! Please let me go." Kou struggled. Konohamaru sighed and pressed his lips to Kou's neck.
"Ah!" Kou gripped Konohamaru's shoulders as he sucked on his neck. He pulled away admiring his work.
"Kou... I know who spread the rumor." Konohamaru murmured. Kou stopped.
"Who?" Kou asked. Konohamaru closed his eyes.
"I'm sorry." He apologized. Kou looked at him curious.
"Who?"
"Me." Kou's eyes widened.
"But.."
"I know. I blamed you. I'm sorry. I fell in love with you." Konohamaru murmured. Kou blushed?
"I- I love you." Kou whispered. Konohamaru smiled leaning down. He pressed his lips against Kou's and Kou wrapped his arms around Konohamaru's neck.
"Mm." Kou moaned opening his mouth when Konohamaru's tongue had touched his bottom lip. Konohamaru's tongue explored the contents of Kou's mouth happily.
"Aah!" Kou moaned when Konohamaru's hand accidentally touched his nipple. Konohamaru wanted to explore Kou's sensitivity more and did it again purposely.
"Ahem!" Konohamaru pulled away blushing along with Kou.
"Konohamaru just what do you think you are doing to my son?" Sasuke smiled a dangerous 'I'm gonna kill you' smile. Kou moved so he was in front of Konohamaru.
"Dad! We are in love!" Kou shouted. Sasuke blanked out taking in what his son just said.
He fainted.
"Dad?" Kou's voice was heard as Sasuke opened his eyes. He found himself looking into dark blue eyes.
"Uh...?" Sasuke smiled nervously.
"Dad! I want you to accept me and Konohamaru's relationship!" Kou squeezed his eyes shut and bowed.
"Yes! Please!" Konohamaru bowed alongside him. Sasuke blinked. He felt a sharp pain on his head and winced.
"Um... Who are you?" Sasuke asked. Kou and Konohamaru looked up at Sasuke.
"I'm your son! He's my boyfriend which you thought was a friend!" Kou exclaimed. Mirako came in the room.
"I believe he hit his head and is anemic." She said and left the room with the thing she had grabbed.
"Anemic..." Kou sighed.
"Well... I guess we'll have to figure out how to get it so he's unanemic. If that's a word..." Konohamaru murmured.
"Yup..." Kou and Konohamaru exited the room and smiled at Naruto who had just gotten home.
"Hi Sasuke!" He grinned. Sasuke still touching his head looked at Naruto.
"Who are you?" Sasuke asked. Naruto tilted his head to the side.
"I'm Naruto..?" Naruto said.
"Anemic." Mirako said walking by the room. Naruto ohed and and sat down next to Sasuke.
"I'm Naruto! The dude you've been living with for a while. " Naruto smiled. Sasuke suddenly felt a strange attraction towards him.
"I-I'm Sasuke." Sasuke glanced at Naruto shyly.
… . . .
"Uh..." Naruto sweat dropped when he felt Sasuke hugging him.
"Mm." Sasuke wrapped his legs around Naruto's and fell asleep. Naruto groaned. How on earth was he going to be able to sleep like this? And on Christmas night to. He was starting to like Sasuke in a way he shouldn't. It wasn't good. He knew that Sasuke had been with him in his angel days... So he calls them. But it still didn't mean it would be alright to like him in this world. Naruto stared at the ceiling and sighed. He glanced at Sasuke's sleeping face which pretty cute.
"Sasuke..." Naruto fell asleep.
"Naruto?" Sasuke was straddling Naruto's hips. Naruto's eyes shot open and he stared at Sasuke. Sasuke smiled.
"Merry Christmas!" Sasuke put his hands on Naruto's shoulders and leaned down, kissing Naruto. Naruto's eyes widened and he pushed Sasuke away.
"Sasuke! Why'd you just kiss me!?" Naruto exclaimed. Sasuke tilted his head cutely.
"Because I like you." Naruto blushed and told Sasuke to get off him. Sasuke did and Naruto stood up.
"You shouldn't say things so easily. People might not think you mean it." Naruto said heading towards the door.
"But... I do mean it." Sasuke whispered. Naruto turned to look at Sasuke who was looking down.
"Sasuke?" Naruto started to turn around but Sasuke stood up and rushed passed him.
"Sasuke!" Naruto tried grabbing his arm but Sasuke was too fast and was already headed down the stairs.
"Merry CHRISTMAS!' Kou shouted as Sasuke came down the stairs. Sasuke looked at Kou and ran towards him.
"Naruto hurt my feelings!" Kou laughed and hugged Sasuke back.
"Sasuke! Come here! Please!" It was Naruto. Sasuke pouted but went towards him. Naruto smiled and held out a hand. Sasuke slowly took it and Naruto pulled him forward so there lips met. Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke and licked his bottom lip asking for entrance. Sasuke opened his mouth allowing him entrance. Naruto put his hands in Sasuke's hair tussling it. Sasuke moaned in the kiss when suddenly everything came back to him and he pulled away gasping.
"Wh-why were you just kissing me!? And in front of Kou!" Sasuke shouted. Naruto sighed.
"Because, I figured I'd try to see if it helped. You were anemic." Sasuke touched his lips. It was just like how Naruto kissed him when he as an angel. His lips were still soft. Sasuke sighed and smiled shrugging it off.
"Merry Christmas." He murmured. Naruto nodded and everyone was down there opening presents. Kou was really happy. He got an iPad mini, a cell phone, a couple pairs of headphones, iTunes cards, a couple of outfits, and a Walmart gift card.
Sasuke got headphones, iTunes card, iPhone, socks, and hair gell.
"Why did you get me hair gell?" He asked Mirako.
"I thought you used it to give yourself the chicken butt style. Sasuke shook his head.
"No. My hair is like that naturally." Mirako shrugged.
"Give it to Naruto. He likes playing with his hair." Sasuke tossed it to Naruto.
"Merry Christmas." He said before going to charge his new iPhone.
Naruto was grinning. He had a lot of to: me from: me presents. He bought himself an iPad mini, headphones, iTunes card, headphones, and some socks. Mirako got him a fox hat. Sasuke got him an iTunes card knowing he had an iPhone and Kou got him a card that said "merry christmas, you hurt my dad, I kill you. Now hurry up and make him yours or else." And there was a picture of Kou killing him at the bottom of the card. Naruto had laughed. Kou was a great artist.
"Yum!" It was dinner time and everyone was stuffing their faces. Kou couldn't wait till later since Konohamaru was going to come and visit.
..later..
"Kono!" Kou ran over to Konohamaru grinning. Sasuke bit his napkin angrily.
"Grr! My precious, delicate little Kou! He hurts him and I chop his head off!" Sasuke growled. Naruto heard it and laughed. Sasuke glanced at him and Naruto kissed his cheek. He decided to wait a little bit longer before making a move. When he did make his move, he was going to confess to Sasuke. He just still needed time to sort out his feelings.
OMG! I'm sorry for making you all wait so long! Please excuse any mistakes ^_^ ...I've kinda been busy lately! Hope everyone had a great Christmas! I'm going to make a short New Years bonus chapter! I'll try my best to finish it by tomorrow. I hope you liked the chapter! Thank you for the reviews! XD please review! Sayonara for now!