Chapter 4: ummmmmmmmmm... COME LITTLE CHILDREN

Taylor: I WHIP MY BOOBS BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY BOOBS BACK AND FORTH!

Gaara: *watches as she whips her boobs around*

Knight: you're drooling

Gaara: *ignores him*

Knight: you're drooling

Gaara: ...

Knight: you're. Drooling.

Gaara: ...

Knight: drooling!

Gaara: stfu!

Taylor: vicious... Me gusta... Disclaimer! She doesn't own Naruto or my boobies!

Sasuke yawned and looked at the clock. He was late for school. He didn't care either. He rolled over and went back to his sweet Narutofull dreams.

"Sasuke! Wake up!" Sasuke groaned.

"No! Me no wakey!" He growled covering himself with the soft blankets. Naruto sighed.

"We'll I can't get up if you're sleeping on me." He murmured. Sasuke sat up and realized he was indeed sleeping on top of the blonde.

"I'm sorry!" He yelled and ended up leaping off the bed. Naruto laughed and got off the bed to.

"You certainly are amusing." He chuckled. Sasuke blushed slightly and stood up.

"Hey, do you think the school would care of I just skipped out?" Sasuke asked. Naruto looked at him and sighed.

"You're going to school whether you like it or not." Naruto replied and headed to the bathroom. Sasuke sat there dumbfounded.

"I don't wanna go!" He rolled on the floor screaming like a little kid with a tantrum.

"Dad? Why the hell are you on the floor screaming like a little kid?" Kou's head peaked through the door. Sasuke mentally cursed himself for acting so immature and sat up.

"No reason..." He smiled slightly. Kou looked at him weirdly before coming in.

"Naruto says that I'm going to the same school you're going to. He says it's a school for all ages so it's ok," Kou grinned, "I also heard Kono's going there to! I'm so excited!" Kou clapped his hands. Sasuke felt like chewing on a napkin or something. He hated Konohamaru for stealing his precious Kou's heart!

"So you're going to be in 7th grade?" Sasuke asked. Kou nodded enthusiastically.

"Yup! And so is Konohamaru!" He smiled one of those rare smiles. Sasuke sighed. He'd never seen his son so happy before. It kind of made him happy to. Though he still wasn't fond of Konohamaru.

"Sasuke! The bathrooms free for you to use." Naruto came into the room with just a towel around his waist. Sasuke tried not to drool as his eyes ran over that's sexy

muscular chest. Oh how he urged to run his hands over it.

"Sasuke?" Naruto now stood in front of him.

"Huh?" Sasuke said reaching out. Naruto smirked.

"Nuh uh, no touching Sasuke." He stepped back and went to his closet. Sasuke sighed and went to the bathroom, slightly gloomy because he didn't get to touch Naruto's tan muscular chest.

Kou sighed happily as he walked with Sasuke and Naruto to Cross Worlds Academy for the gifted. He couldn't wait to see Konohamaru. Before, when there was the rumor spread, that was at the park. Which was where all Konohamaru's friends hung out almost all the time. Kou followed Sasuke to the junior high area and he went inside a classroom and saw Konohamaru. He tried not to leap hug him since there were others there. He wasn't sure if Konohamaru would like that or not.

"Class, this our new student, Kou Uchiha." The teacher said looking at the class. Kou looked at the hand that was on his shoulder and got this weird feeling in his stomach. The teacher seemed really strange and it made Kou's stomach turn.

"Are you ok?" Konohamaru stood up and walked over to Kou. Kou smiled and nodded.

"I'm fine." Sasuke glared at the teacher.

"Excuse me sir, do you mind taking your hands of him?" Sasuke hissed. The teacher glared and moved away from Kou. He soon stopped glaring and eyed Sasuke up. Sexy, he thought to himself. Konohamaru grabbed Kou's hand and led him to the back of the room. Kou happily sat next to Konohamaru and waved to Sasuke. Sasuke waved back. He had a tiny smile on his face before he shot a glare at the teacher.

Sasuke headed to his class and sighed. He really did despise school. The teachers were asses and freaks. Some of them were perverts, just like the one he had jus spoken to when he dropped Kou off.

"Hello." Sasuke spun around when he heard the voice. It was Kakiro. Sasuke glared at him. He felt awkward talking to him ever since that incident where Kakiro was doing that dude... Teru was it? Sasuke sighed as Kakiro walked over to him.

"About what you saw at the apartment... Could you please forget about it?" He asked. Sasuke looked at him funny. So what? Was that just a one night stand he had with that guy?

"Why?" Sasuke crossed his arms over his chest. Kakiro's turn to sigh, that it was.

"Because I told you to." Sasuke scoffed.

"Who died and left you boss?" Sasuke growled. Kakiro groaned.

"You really won't forget about it?" Kakiro asked. Sasuke nodded stubbornly. Of course he wouldn't forget about it. Seeing someone having sex wasn't something that you could just easily forget.

"I won't forget." Sasuke mumbled before stomping off to class. He squeaked when Kakiro suddenly grabbed him and pushed him against the wall. He glared at Kakiro.

"Let me go you bastard." Sasuke hissed. Kakiro smirked. Now that he had Sasuke trapped he could take him to the demon kingdom for his father. Sasuke struggled against Kakiro's grip, but Kakiro was stronger. Sasuke wished his devil powers worked better, but they weren't really budging.

"Damn you." Sasuke muttered and finally stopped struggling. Kakiro grinned in accomplishment. He flung Sasuke over his shoulder. Sasuke starting flailing around and punching Kakiro's back, which made him wince a little.

Naruto sighed as he rounded the corner, heading back to the classroom. He had just gotten out of the bathroom. The teacher was probably wondering where he went. He's taken a while on the toilet since he had taken a shit. When he's gotten up from the toilet he had shits that were almost the length of Naruto junior. Well of course it had been a while since he'd taken a shit. He yawned and saw Kakiro with Sasuke over his shoulder. He noticed Sasuke was struggling and dashed over to them. His eyes widened when Kakiro and Sasuke starting disappearing. Naruto didn't notice that he was disappearing with them to.

...

"Let me go!" Sasuke shouted. Naruto was lying on the floor of the palace, and Sasuke was watching as some servants were stripping him. Sasuke felt anger building up inside him as they stared and touched Naruto. He stomped on one of the demon servants that were holding him. They didn't even seem to notice that he'd stomped on them.

"Who's this blondie?" A tall man with long black shaggy-ish hair. Sasuke looked at the guy. He was weird. He seemed to eye Naruto in a weird way. That made Sasuke's anger flare even more. He watched as the guy went over to Naruto. He bared his fangs as the guy leaned down and sniffed Naruto.

"I want him." The guy told Kakiro who was standing near the stairs. Kakiro looked at Sasuke, but knew he couldn't resist the king.

"Yes." Kakiro said.

That's when it happened.

OMG I AM SO SORRY! YOU MAY STAB ME WITH BUTCHER KNIVES OR SICK WOLVES ON ME! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I've been stressed lately... I just broke up with my boyfriend on like Tuesday and I've been having a serious case of writers block... I'm serious about the writers block but I've got my ideas back! I'm sorry about the shortness of this chapter and I will start working on the next one! Thanks for the reviews! Please excuse any grammar mistakes. Please review! Sayonara for now!