Daffy Duck ran towards Donald Duck. Donald was tackled to the ground, and was pummeled in the face. Donald bit Daffy's finger, causing him to to get off.
"Ow, ow. Darn it, you bit my finger! Your dessssspicablle." said Daffy. He then grabbed a switch, and pressed it. Nothing happened.
"Ha, now..." Donald was interuppted by a piano...that fell ontop of him. Daffy then jumped onto the piano and began playing, with each key hitting Donald on the head. That's when Donald jumped up, grabbed Daffy, and placed his head under the top of the piano. He then bashed Daffy's head in, over and over and over again.
"You do realise this means war!" proclaimed Daffy. He got up and threw a pie in Donald's face. The pie exploded, sending Donald flying into a wall. Daffy then ran after towards him.
Donald got up and grabbed a paint brush. He then painted a tunnel into the wall and ran through it.
"Oh no you don't!" Daffy then ran up to the wall, only to be squashed. Daffy was as flat as paper, with birds circling around his head.
"Why does this always happen to me?" He then turned around, only to be punched by Donald. Duffy's bill spun around his head, and when it stopped, it was backwards.
"You are trully desssspiccabbllleeee." Daffy then fixed his bill, and grabbed his blaster from Duck Dodgers. He then blasted at Donald, but he ducked. The blast hit a mirror, which conveniantly hit another mirror, which hit another mirror, which hit another mirror, which hit another mirror, which hit another mirror, which hit Homer's lightsaber, which hit another mirror, which hit another mirror, which hit another mirror, and so on.
"Well that sucksss," said Daffy, as he turned around towards Donald. He then kicked Donald in the face, who was knocked back. Daffy then grabbed a paint brush and drew a hole into the ground. He then taunted Donald, who ran over to him.
Donlad however, passed over the hole.
"What! Their was a hole right there," yelled Daffy. He then walked over to the hole, and fell into it.
"Dang iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" cried out Daffy.
"Yea, I win, I..." Donald was then hit by the beam, and was disintergrated.