Chapter 8: New boys

Sasuke: ... Grrr

Naruto: sorry...

Sasuke: stfu

Naruto: I really am...

Knight: haha! Wimp!

Sasuke: *whacks him over the head with a brick*

Naruto: ...o.o disclaimer she doesn't own Naruto... AND SHE NO LONGER OWNS THE BRICK! *runs away from Sasuke*

Sasuke sat in front of the TV bored out of his mind. Naruto, Mariko and Kou all weren't home. Who knows what Itachi and Knight were doing. He slowly stood up since his ass hurt and went to the kitchen. What to eat... Hm.. Sasuke stared at the doughnuts and looked around before grabbing them. He dashed upstairs to the room and slammed the door shut and began stuffing his face in glazed doughnuts.

...

Naruto was bored out of his mind. He didn't even know why he had to watch Mirako's sister's son. He sighed as the kid pretended to fly around like an airplane. Gods... This was definitely boring. He yawned and suddenly heard a whimper. He looked at the kid. He stepped on a Lego. Oh shit! Naruto cursed in his head and went over to the kid and picked him up. Stepping on Legos hurt like a bitch.

"Naru my foodie hurts!" He cried.

"It's ok Crane..." Naruto told him. Yup, his name was Crane. He's a cute kid, growing fast to. Naruto could tell he was going to be sexy when he grew up. He had nice silky jet black hair, pale skin, sapphire blue eyes, and he loved black. He was like those hot emo boys. Just wasn't hot yet. He's six years old and he keeps telling Naruto about purple clouds. He says they can do many things. He even told Naruto something about the purple cloud giving an old hobo he saw on a sidewalk a new makeover and a boner.

"Naru I wanna see da purple cloud." Naruto stared at the six year old. He had a funny way of speaking. Not like a normal six year old who would complain about people cutting him in line. He spoke with using d a lot and using a lot. Like when ever someone told him something he'd answer ya! Instead of yes. Naruto learned that pretty quickly.

"Crane, I'm pretty sure it's just some girl wearing a purple cloud outfit and she rubbed the hobos dick." Naruto quickly shut up. He wasn't supposed to say bad words in front of Crane. That's what Mirako told him. Crane had the habit of repeating bad words in front of adults so they would think he was cool.

"Hey Naru can I play inline skating?" Crane asked. Naruto sighed and to,d him he could. Crane got in front of his game cube and turned it on and grabbed a controller. He quickly turned the TV on and waited for the game to load. Naruto watched as he hit the A button to pass through all the stupid ad things. When it finally got to the menu Crane hit play, chose his file, and waited for it to load. When it finished loading he hit the start button and the options popped up and he went to the music and changed it so it would play the songs he liked while playing. When he was done he began skating. The first song that Naruto heard almost every time began to play. P.O.D youth of the nation. Naruto thought it was a very meaningful song. He listened closely as it played.

Last day of the rest of my life

I wish I would've known

Cause I would've kissed my mama goodbye

I didn't tell her that I loved her and how much I care

Or thank my pops for all the talks

And all the wisdom he shared

Unaware, I just did what I always do

Everyday, the same routine

Before I skate off to school

But who knew that this day wasn't like the rest

Instead of taking a test

I took two to the chest

Call me blind, but I didn't see it coming

Everybody was running

But I couldn't hear nothing

Except gun blasts, it happened so fast

I didn't really know this kid

He wasn't part of the class

Maybe this kid was reaching out for love

Or maybe for a moment

He forgot who he was

Or maybe this kid just wanted to be hugged

Whatever it was

I know it's because

We are, We are, the youth of the nation

Little Suzy, she was only twelve

She was given the world

With every chance to excel

Hang with the boys and hear the stories they tell

She might act kind of proud

But no respect for herself

She finds love in all the wrong places

The same situations

Just different faces

Changed up her pace since her daddy left her

Too bad he never told her

She deserved much better

Johnny boy always played the fool

He broke all the rules

So you would think he was cool

He was never really one of the guys

No matter how hard he tried

Often thought of suicide

It's kind of hard when you ain't got no friends

He put his life to an end

They might remember him then

You cross the line and there's no turning back

Told the world how he felt

With the sound of a gat

We are, We are, the youth of the nation

Who's to blame for the lives that tragedies claim

No matter what you say

It don't take away the pain

That I feel inside, I'm tired of all the lies

Don't nobody know why

It's the blind leading the blind

I guess that's the way the story goes

Will it ever make sense

Somebody's got to know

There's got to be more to life than this

There's got to be more to everything

I thought exists

We are, We are, the youth of the nation

That last line kept repeating and Naruto found himself sad that the song was over. The song really was a great song. He looked at Crane who just continued playing. He wondered why Crane liked the song so much. Sure he was too young to understand the lyrics. Unless he just liked the beat.

"Hey Naru.. Why ya starin at meh?" Crane looked up at Naruto after pausing his game. Naruto smiled.

"I was just wondering why you liked the song so much." He replied. Crane looked down.

"It reminds me of someone." Was all he said. Naruto stared at him for a moment and then cleared his throat.

"You hungry?" He asked. Crane grinned.

"I'm always hungry!" He hopped up after saving his game and turning the stuff off. The two headed to the kitchen and made supper. Naruto wasn't bored anymore, and all of his worries, if he had any, were gone.

...meanwhile...

"Mirako... Mirako... Mirako... Mirako..."

"SHUT THE HELL UP OR I'LL STUFF YOU IN THE TRUNK!" Mirako shouted. Sasuke immediately shut up and turned on the radio. He was so bored. He couldn't wait till they got to the house. Then he could see Naruto. Oh Naruto, the sunshine to his day. The light of his day. The ONLY good part of his day. He sighed dreamily as he thought about the blonde. Couldn't Mirako drive any faster?

"NARUTO!" Sasuke yelled as he barged in the house. Naruto and Crane nearly had a heart attack. It'd been so quiet and they had been so concentrated. They had been painting stick figures. Though Crane's figures didn't look like stick figures. His painting actually looked like it had a lot of emotion. There was a little boy with wings standing in the middle of a field with an arm over his face and you could see a couple drops of tears falling. Dang, Crane was a good painter, Naruto thought, his was just a stick figure making out with another stick figure. Of course Naruto added hair to them.

"Naruto!" Sasuke leaped on top of Naruto. Crane just stared at them in curiosity.

"Are you guys like together?" He asked. Naruto grinned and nodded.

"Yup, Sasuke is my adorable lil uke." Naruto shut up again. He really couldn't control his hole.

"What's an uke?" Crane asked. Sasuke and Naruto exchanged nervous glances. Rut row. Little boy asking awkward question. Naruto's eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets when Sasuke spoke up.

"An uke is the dude who bottoms in a relationship between two dudes." Sasuke explained. Crane nodded.

"Ah, and the one who tops is the seme." He said. Sasuke and Naruto nearly fell to the floor. Where did this kid learn the language of Yaoi? They stared at him in astonishment.

"What?" He asked innocently.

"How do you know the language of Yaoi?" Sasuke asked. Crane shrugged.

"Internet." He muttered casually before heading upstairs. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other before bursting into laughter. Oh Internet, how loved you are.

"So what do you wanna do?" Asked Naruto. Sasuke smirked and leaned forward. Naruto stared into Sasuke's dark eyes and felt his warm breath coating Naruto's lips. Naruto couldn't wait any longer. He crushed his lips against Sasuke's. Sasuke pressed closer to Naruto for more friction. The two ended up in a heated make out session.

"So that's what real dudes kissing looks like." Sasuke and Naruto separated and looked at Crane who was standing innocently with a camera in his hand.

"Crane? Why do you have a camera in your hands?" Naruto asked eyeing the six year old suspiciously. Crane smiled.

"I was just gonna go outside and take some pictures of nature." Crane said before dashing out of the room. Naruto and Sasuke chuckled.

"Want an amusing boy." Sasuke chuckled and hopped off of Naruto's lap. Naruto stood up to and grabbed Sasuke and dry humped him. Sasuke squeaked and turned into a tomato and quickly escaped.

"BAKA YAROU!" He screamed running outside. Naruto rolled on the floor laughing his ass off.

Crane looked at the yelling Sasuke and then went back to spying on the boy. The boy was 15 years old and Crane, even though he was only six, was madly in love with the fifteen year old. The fifteen year old had brown hair and emerald green eyes. He had a tan body, and was pretty well built. His birthday was coming up pretty soon to. Crane was dying to see him take his shirt off. Of course there was no way Crane would ever tell Naruto or anyone else that he was in love with someone who didnt even know he existed.

"Crane! Your moms home!" Crane groaned and went back to the driveway. He stomped on Naruto's foot.

"She's not my mom." Crane growled. Naruto stared at him.

"But Mirako said-"

"No, she's not. She's just taking care of me." He said and walked back to the house. Naruto stared after him and sighed. Why exactly was Mirako' sister taking care of Crane?

"Um, excuse me?" Naruto suddenly heard a British accent and looked up. A pair of emerald green eyes were staring into his.

"Uh.. Yes?" Naruto asked staring at the boy.

"Well, I was wondering if you knew who that lil boy was that's always watching me." The British boy said. Naruto looked the boy up and down. He was well built, he had brown hair, and had a nice tan.

"His name is Crane." Naruto replied. The boy nodded.

"Tell him I found something of his, and to please come visit me." The boy said before turning around. Naruto stared after the boy unsure if he should do as the Britain asked.

"Ok.." He said. Maybe it'd be ok. The British boy looked about... What... In his teens? Yeah probably.

"Oh yeah, tell him I do live next door." The British boy murmured and then disappeared into the bushes that worked as a fence to separate Mirako's sister's house and the brown haired boys house. Naruto cursed. He forgot to ask what the dudes name was.

"Shall we go?" Sasuke asked. Naruto nodded.

"Just hold on a sec, I gotta tell Crane something." Naruto murmured before hurrying inside the house. He saw Crane looking out the window.

"Hey! The boy next door told me to tell you to come and visit sometime." Naruto told him. Crane blushed and nodded.

"Ok..."

"And he does live next door." Naruto said remembering what the boy said. Crane nodded and thanked Naruto for telling him. Naruto exited the house and wrapped an arm around Sasuke's shoulders.

"Let's go home babe." He murmured in Sasuke's ear, making the devil blush.

"Ok..." He mumbled turning his head so Naruto couldn't see his face.

Mirako said bye to her sister and got in the car and drove the love birds home.

THAT'S THE END OF THAT CHAPPIE! I HOPE YOU LIKED IT! ANYONE CURIOUS WHY THE HOT BRITISH BOY WANTS CRANE TO VISIT HIM? WELL YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT! THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS! THEY MAKE THE SUNSHINE SHOW- OK YEAH! HAHA PLEASE REVIEW! SAYONARA FOR NOW!