Chapter 9: PURPLE CLOUD

British dude: why am do people think I'm so hot?

Crane: maybe... Because you are

Naruto: Crane... Stay away from that pedo

British dude: pedo?

Crane: pedophile?

British dude: I'm not a pedophile

Naruto: *holds Crane close* stay away pedo

Sasuke: ... Disclaimer she doesn't own Naruto or any flying pillows *ducks*

Naruto: *goes on a rampage and throws pillows everywhere*

Naruto was watching Crane again and Sasuke was bored as fuck, once again. He hated it when Naruto was gone. He always had nothing to do. He nearly had a heart attack when his phone started ringing.

'Sha la la!' He quickly answered it, not wanting Mirako to hear his ring tone.

"Ello?" He said. He heard a loud noise and a thud in the background.

"Help!" As all he heard before the phone went dead. He pulled the phone away from his ear and stared at it. Who the hell was that? He tried calling the, back but all he got was a voice mail. His eyes widened, it was Mirako's sister's cell phone. He stood up quickly and dashed out of the house, ignoring Mirako's yelling. He ran all the way to Mirako's sisters place, worried as hell. When he got there he rushed inside the house to see Naruto and Crane playing candyland. Sasuke bent over and gripped his knees panting.

"Why did you guys call for help?" He asked. Naruto stood up.

"Cranes going to the British dudes house. Imma need some help making lunch. I'll be lonely to." Naruto feigned innocence. Sasuke chuckled and kicked his shins.

"That's what you get for making me worry." He growled. Naruto grinned and apologized.

"So imma go..." Crane said and slowly stood up. Sasuke and Naruto nodded, watching as he stood up and headed to the door.

"Stay safe!" Naruto called. Crane acted as though he hadn't heard the stupid blonde. He exited the house and walked around the fence and onto the British dudes property. He clutched his shirt nervously as he went up the steps. Just as he was about to knock on the door, it opened. The hot, sexy, amazing British guy stood there in all his glory. Crane couldn't believe himself. He was only six years old and he was thinking about the naughty. What has the world come to?

"Hey..." He murmured. The British dude smiled and stepped aside to let Crane in. Crane slowly entered the house, taking in the British dudes scent.

"I'm Alistair, you're Crane right?" He asked. Crane stared at him. Alistair huh? It suited him.

"Yes.. So you are naturally British?" Crane asked. Alistair grinned and Crane felt his heart beat quicken. He couldn't believe he was in love with a 15 year old hot, gorgeous, sexy British guy with a sexy name. He was only six!

"Uh.. Yeah I was born in England and I moved here when I was 8. It's a nice place and I'm glad to be here." Alistair answered. Crane nodded.

"So why did you move here?" He asked looking at Alistair wondering if it was ok to sit down on the soft crimson red couch. Alistair chuckled and told him to sit down.

"My cousin, Kakiro, lives here so my parents sent me here so I could get a better education. Kakiro is hardly ever home so I basically always get the house to myself. Though his dad comes once in a while with money. He's not really the best father to Kakiro. That's why he's so messed up." Alistair explained. Crane watched him as he spoke. Kakiro... Hm... Interesting.

"What school does your cousin go to?" Crane asked, wondering if it was the same school Naruto was going to.

"Cross Worlds Academy for the Gifted... Something like that. I might transfer, but Kakiro makes the school sound so creepy so I don't know if I would want to go, you know?" Crane nodded.

"Naruto told me its pretty creepy to." He stated. Alistair's emerald eyes seemed to follow Crane's every move. It was kind of creeping Crane out.

"So.. Alistair, have you seen the Purple cloud?" Crane asked curiously. Alistair chuckled.

"The purple cloud? Yeah one time I saw it turn someone older... Into a hobo." Alistair laughed.

"Really? I saw it give a hobo a boner... And a make over." Crane smiled. Alistair found himself mesmerized by Crane's adorable smile and was sad that the boy was only 6. He wished Crane was his age so he could make him his.

"That's... Interesting." Alistair smiled and walked to the kitchen. Crane followed him, unsure of what to do. Alistair opened the fridge and leaned down, giving Crane a good view of his fiiiiine ass. Yup, that ass was fine! Crane wanted to smack it, but it'd be awkward if a six year old smacked a fifteen year old's ass.

"You want anything to drink?" Alistair asked, his ass moving a little as he looked around in the fridge. Poor Crane, was being tortured by Alistair's sweet godly ass.

"Uh... Milk please." Crane cleared his throat and leaned against the wall. Alistair stood up and grabbed a glass from the cupboard that was next to the fridge. He set it down on the table, opened the milk, and poured some milk into the glass. He then handed it to Crane who was feeling like he was about to have a seizure.

"Uh... Thanks." He cleared his throat again and took a big gulp of the milk. He kond of preferred strawberry milk, but he'd live.

"No problem," Alistair grabbed some mayonnaise from the fridge and set it down on the table.

"You hungry?" He asked Crane, who was staring at the mayonnaise like it was some kind of god.

"Ahem... Yes." He smiled and strode over to the red kitchen table. The finger tip of his index finger slid over the surface of the table. It was cool to the touch and felt smooth. He liked smooth things. He looked at Alistair's arms. Oh they looked smooth. Alistair's skin looked pretty smooth. Crane felt the strange urge to just touch it. He quickly averted his eyes. For a six year old, he sure was perverted.

"What do you have?" Crane asked. His voice sounded kind of raspy, but he didn't give a crap.

"You ok?" Alistair asked, looking at Crane with a worried expression. Crane nodded and smiled.

"Just hungry." He murmured and pulled a chair out and sat down.

"You like turkey or ham better?" Alistair asked holding two bags of lunch meat. Crane practically started drooling. He'd love to see Alistair's mea- he cleared himself of those dirty thoughts and pointed to the turkey.

"Turkeys cool." He said. Alistair nodded.

"I agree, Kakiro thinks we always have to have ham. Which I don't get because he barely ever comes home. He's such a chip." Alistair sighed. Crane looked at Alistair funny.

"Chip?" He asked. Alistair looked at him in confusion before his emerald eyes seemed to spark.

"Sorry... He's a fry." Crane pondered for a moment and face palmed himself.

"Right, sorry I forgot you people from England called them chips or whatever." Crane muttered. Alistair laughed.

"It's ok, a lot of people forget that we do." Alistair grinned. Crane sure was amusing to him. Oh how he wished Crane was older.

"I'll be right back." Alistair cleared his throat and stood up, walking up the stairs to the bathroom. Alistair slid down against the door. He had a but of a hard on. Being so close to Crane was enough to make him hard. He felt so dirty and horrible for getting an erection over a six year old.

Crane leaned back against his chair and sighed. He looked at the stairs before standing up. He looked out the kitchen window as he leaned on the counter. Something purple caught his eye. His eyes widened and he dashed out the door and ran towards the purple cloud. He stared at it with great interest. It came towards him and suddenly he was engulfed by the purple cloud. It moved up and down like a scan and suddenly Crane seemed to me moving farther away from the ground. He waited as the purple cloud kept doing its thing. It then moved up and away from Crane, obviously finished with it's business. Crane huffed and went back in the house. Alistair was still upstairs. Crane slowly crept up the stairs and heard a noise from the bathroom. He strode over to the bathroom door and out his ear to it. He heard a moan.

"Nngh.." Crane's lips formed into a smile and he opened the door. Alistair looked up his eyes wide.

"Y-!" He didn't get to finish. Crane crashed his lips against Alistair's. Alistair pushed Crane away.

"Who are you?" He asked. Crane tilted his head in confusion.

"What do you mean? I'm Crane, you know the one you wanted to visit you?" Crane asked. Alistair stared at him. Crane looked at the mirror and his eyes widened.

"Why do I look 16?!" He exclaimed. He stopped. He knew why. Oh yes.. He knew. And damn did he look sexy.

"Crane?" Alistair exclaimed. Finally realizing it was in fact Crane.

"The purple cloud!" Crane yelled.

"The purple cloud did this to you?" Alistair asked. Crane nodded.

"It was moving up and down like a scan... Or like when someone gives themselves a hand job." Crane said. Alistair looked at him like he was some alien. Crane shrugged and licked his lips as his eyes moved down to Alistair's erection. Alistair blushed and covered it. Crane smirked.

"Why are you covering it?" He asked Alistair. Alistair just shook his head and kept it covered. Crane smiled and leaned down, pressing his lips to Alistair's. Alistair kisses him back this time. He moved his hand up and tangled his fingers in Crane's jet black silky hair. Crane nipped at Alistair's bottom lip and Alistair happily opened his mouth, allowing Crane entrance. Neither of them could believe they were actually kissing each other. It seemed almost impossible. It was as though they were in wonderland. They separated for air. The stared in each other's eyes panting.

"That... Was amazing." Alistair murmured dreamily. Crane chuckled and stood up straight.

"AIR!" A loud voice yelled. Alistair nearly jumped out of his skin and he stood up. He zipped up his pants, relieved that his erection had gone away as soon as his stupid cousin's voice had boomed.

"YEAH!?" Alistair shouted back.

"WHERES MY HAM?" The voice responded. Crane was confused. Who on earth was downstairs?

"FRIDGE! DUH!" Alistair rolled his eyes and splashes his face with water. He dried his face off and gestured for Crane to follow him. Crane happily did.

"Kiro why do you have to barge in and yell every time you come back?" Alistair asked. Kakiro looked at him and smiled.

"Hey Air... Well because I always have problems finding my most prized ham." He replied.

"It's always in the fridge." Alistair rolled his eyes. Kakiro smiled.

"That, I always forget." He grinned and ate the whole bag of ham. Crane stared at him in astonishment. Did he just seriously eat that whole bag of ham? Crane was amazed.

"So... Kiro... Why are you back?" Alistair asked. Kakiro threw the bag into the trash and leaned on the counter.

"Teru... He seems to think that we have a relationship now." Kakiro sighed. Alistair sighed to.

"You know how much he loves you. Why can't you just accept him?" He asked. Kakiro glanced at Alistair.

"Because! He's not Sasuke! I've always wanted Sasuke but I'll never have him because of that stupid blonde." Kakiro through his hands up in the air.

"Then kill the blonde!" Alistair exclaimed. While the two argued about how they were gonna kill Naruto, Crane was processing what the two said. His eyes widened.

"You can't!" He his deep voice making them both shut up and stare.

"What do you mean? And who are you?" Kakiro asked staring at him. Crane stood tall.

"You won't kill him. You can't have Sasuke." He growled. He had this weird feeling and felt hot. His body seemed to be hot and his muscles seem to move a little.

"Crane? You ok?" Alistair set a hand on Crane's shoulder. Crane took a deep breath.

"Who are you to tell me?" Kakiro asked getting in Crane's face. Crane clenched his fist.

"If your hurt Naruto I will kill you." His voice was dark and threatening. Kakiro felt a shiver down his spine. He could tell Crane was dangerous, but wouldn't show his fear.

"CRANE!" Naruto's voice was heard from outside. Crane looked at the door. He then remembered the purple cloud and how it made him older.

"I'm coming!" He said in his six year old voice and took a deep breath. Kakiro was glaring icily at the door.

"It's him." He said. His voice was ice cold and Crane had to keep himself from lunging at him.

"I'll see ya later Alistair." He murmured and pulled Alistair into a quick passionate kiss before opening the door and leaving. He slowly walked to the house, taking deep breathes.

"Who..?" Naruto asked when he saw Crane. Crane explained the purple cloud and Sasuke chimed in saying he saw the purple cloud groping a dude in the dorms one time.

"It has to be some wizard or something. It's impossible for a cloud to make someone older or grope some guy." Naruto said. Crane sighed.

"It's a magical cloud ya idiot." He said. Naruto glared at him.

"How are we going to explain this to Mirako's sister? Huh?" Naruto asked. Crane looked down.

"You won't have to." Mirako said coming out of the shadows, her sister right behind her.

"Mirako?" Naruto exclaimed. Mirako smiled and looked at Crane.

"It's time we told you." She said looking at Crane. Crane took a deep breath.

"Told me what?" He asked. Mirako looked at her sister then back at Crane.

"I'll tell him." Her sister said. Mirako smiled.

"Ok Mariko." She stepped back and let her sister take the spot light.

"Crane.. You are a werewolf." She told him. Crane stared at her as if she had just grown a penis.

"What?" He asked.

"You. Are. A. Werewolf." She said. Crane's mouth fell open.

"But... That's impossible!" He exclaimed. Mariko shook her head.

"No... You come from a lineage of male werewolves who got pregnant. Mpreg as you people call it." Mirako explained for Mariko.

"Pregnant males?" He asked. Mariko nodded.

"Yes."

"I'm not bottoming." He said thinking of Alistair. Mariko, Mirako, and Naruto choked on air.

"What?" They all asked in unison.

"Alistair is bottoming. Not me. I'm not getting pregnant." Crane said. Mariko and Mirako cornered him.

"Who's Alistair?" They asked. Crane gulped. They jumped when they heard a knock on the door.

"We'll talk about this later." The two sisters hissed. Sasuke opened the door to reveal Alistair and Kakiro.

"Uh hi?" Sasuke said when he saw Kakiro. Kakiro smiled and walked swiftly passed him.

"Crane. You kissed my cousin?" He asked shoving Crane against the wall. Mariko and Mirako exchanged nervous glances.

"You might not..." They trailed off. It'd give them a chance to see Crane in his other form maybe.

"Yeah, so?" He asked shoving Kakiro back. Kakiro glared at him and shoved him again.

"Kiro!" Alistair tried to pull Kakiro away, but failed.

"I'll kill you!" Alistair groaned. Kakiro was way to over protective of him.

"Kiro stop! I love him!" Alistair cried. Kakiro ignored his cousin's pleas and punched Crane. Crane's eyes widened and he felt as if a wave of electric had sphust shot through his body. Mirako and Mariko backed away as Crane fell agains the wall, his muscles rippling. Alistair backed away to, confused. Crane fell on all fours and arched his back. It felt as though electricity was flowing through his veins. Kakiro watched as he slowly and painfully turned into a big jet black wolf. Oh shit was the first thing that went through Kakiro's mind.

THAT'S IT FOR THIS CHAPPIE! A major whoa huh? XD I wanted to make him a werewolf for some reason... I'm weird like that... Since the purple cloud made him older he can finally experience his wolf abilities! I hoped you liked the chappie! Sorry if it was boring or anything! thanks for the reviews! I wuv them! They are like Pringles to me. I love Pringles! Oh yeah and the purple cloud is an inside joke thing that me and my bestest friend came up with. haha! Anyways please review! Sayonara for now!