Hooves of war ch. 3: Roasted pony and guards armor
A/N: I do not own My Little Pony, only my OCs; any reviews would be nice, and a shout-out to my editor and any reviews would be nice. This is my first anthro MLP
Storm stomper, who had stopped by after reading the note his brother left to take him to breakfast, looked at his best friend with a bit of glee, as Grimm was blacked out from having been up all night with twilight and the CMC trying, and failing oh so epically, to learn how Equestria was made and how to conduct himself as her friend put it
"In polite society and not like some uncultured pony" and started insulting him to begin a rap battle yelling
"I know you think this all has no reason, but with a mug like yours, you should be tried for high treason! Your brains, your reigns, they're all but a joke! The more the kids grow, the more they lock your spokes! I see you with them kids, acting like a big ass choppa, but your new prison nickname should be changed to weak ass hoppa!" and Grimm smiled before tucking Scootaloo into the bed that twilight had prepared for him and whispered
"You think that you are all that because the past you had but the fucked up love just turned out bad. The times you trained you thought you were slick but just taking a look around I only see a huge dick" and as they started to smile Scootaloo woke up and was listening in, even though the boys wished she wasn't, as she said
"You want to try and be as good a flyer as dash but both you can kiss my ass and Storm you think your tough but your just a fucking bluff" and with no warning he lashed out and caught Scootaloo right in the face sending her sprawling out all over the breakfast that Grimm had not touched yet. Throwing herself back over the table at Storm they started a furball causing Sweetie belle to wake up and she bit scootaloo's tail as Grimm shoved his buddy into another room and grabbed a pair of hoofcuffs muttering
"Twilight is kinky but oh well" and strapped Storm to the chair and drug it into the main room where Scootaloo had a black eye and with a single kick sent cloud kicker reeling. As the furball settled down Dash and Spitfire flew back with Dash giving her opinion of the newest Pegasus and they were stunned seeing twilights library a mess with Grimm panting and bloodied as two were tied down and covered not revealing who they were. Gently pulling on the blanket closest to her Spitfire saw a Cutie mark of a Cake with wings encasing a grenade and muttered
"Who the hell is this" as Dash uncovered Scootaloo and asked in a stern big sister voice
"Young lady what the hay happened here and I want to know the truth" and before she could say anything Storm said in a rapper style not knowing what his friend had become by the mark on his flank and his personality
"The chicken thought she could fly but the dictionary couldn't teach her how not to cry" and Grimm slugged him before glancing at a shaking sweetie belle, who was trying not to cry as Princess twilight came by from visiting Luna after noticing the skull mark and said looking at Grimm, who during the fight ended up with a shiner that dash and Spitfire both thought made him look more like a rebel without a cause
"I have talked to my sister in law and the other princesses and you will be a wonderbolt if you pass their training and Shining Armor will train you how to be a royal guard and if you agree I will tell you what your jobs will be and I request you be my personal guard if you accept" and Grimm stood there slack-jawed and said
"Princess I need some time to think about that but I promise you will have your answer just I want to get settled in first and try to build a place of my own" and just as he was getting ready to leave Storm said
"Well you are one of them and can cover my infractions? Wear the wonderdouche shades cause I'm running with the faction" and Grimm slammed his back hooves into Storm's head knocking him out before spreading his wings to try and find the perfect place to call home. Starting to look Dash, who had followed him airborne, saw the weariness in Grimm's eyes and flight and stopped him on a cloud before asking
"What are you looking for in a home and I may be able to help you find or build the perfect home" and Grimm said quietly
"A place for me would be a few rooms because my big brother and best friend doesn't have a place to stay and I would like to have friends over if I ever make them" and he went on to outline he would prefer to be grounded because the injuries could flare up but in the air it could be dangerous. Seeing the request Dash turned and took off to see Jack leaving Grimm as lost as ever on what to do. Flying back to the streets of Ponyville Grimm started crying and thus wasn't looking where he was going until he ran head long into a pony with a stunning red and yellow mane and looking up seeing she was knocked down he picked her up saying
"I am so sorry I wasn't watching where I was going and forgive me" and Sunset saw that he was upset and said
"I forgive you and my names sunset. What's yours and I haven't seen you around before" before sticking a hoof out and Grimm said trying to work up the courage
"Names GrimmSteel Flyer but I prefer Grimm and I just came here recently but you would not believe me on how I got here" and she could tell he wasn't crazy and said
"Try me and come on lets go get something to drink and I assume no offense that you don't have a single bit to your name" and Grimm nodded as he limped after his new friend. Sitting down in a corner booth she ordered them a meal and Grimm, trying to be a tough guy but failing, broke down in tears relaying the life he lived in Canterlot and the life he had and trying to live the life he had now and had no money to his name but didn't want to be a burden and muttered
"I wish I was dead and no one would miss me because I have no friends" and a sting on his muzzle had him looking at Sunset and Dash, both of whom were standing there with Spitfire, and sunset said, her voice just low enough to avoid peoples looks but still carrying the venom
"Horseshit, I just met you but I feel like you and I have so much in common and Dash seems to really care for you so cut the petty self-harm bullshit" and Grimm said, stunned that a girl he just met was telling him he was loved
"Well then will I be having my home set up or do I have to build that myself?" and Dash said smiling
"My friends, well I mean our friends, want to meet you as the CMC spun tales about you and Twilight said that you are a royal" and Grimm got up and slugged the shake and walked out to the house on the edge of town which was done into the colors of the wonderbolt's and the Navy blue on his legs. Saluting Princess Twilight he looked at the others and saw Luna, looking like a regular mare, glance his way giggling that he was so uncomfortable and he said
"I don't know how to say this but I moved here a few days ago and have had no friends and was staying out in the field near the wonderbolt HQ and the guards are so damned loud I never got a decent night's sleep but I was a gopher" and everyone else laughed and Luna said, walking up and draping her arm over his shoulders
"Well boy you have some friends here and I hope you find that someone will be closer to you than just a friend" and both Sunset and Dash blushed. Chuckling Grimm said
"I think I'll go for a flight with my brother because we have some talking to do" and as they took off Grimm suddenly felt dizzy and Sunset and Dash screamed as Grimm slammed right into the ground giving him a scar on his muzzle and limped back muttering
"Oh god that hurt so much" and he collapsed on his bed in the room and sunset just sat next to him and dash laughed before saying
"Night mountain pony and you can be the best wonderbolt and guard ever" before flipping the light off letting him rest. Slowly waking up with his eye giving him a nice shiner on his right eye and he muttered quietly
"At least it isn't swollen shut which is my biggest fear" and glancing around the darkened room he saw Sunset was asleep on his floor so he helped her up and then tucked her in. As Grimm started to go walk around he saw the kitchen which was a very large, and he instantly started planning a feast before he went up to his room, and seeing sunset still asleep said soothingly
"Morning sleepyhead I just did I quick trip around my house-" and seeing how she had looked like she had a decent night sleep for the first time in forever and asked her
"So sunset do you have any place to stay and be honest?" and she shook her head and said
"Lived where ever I could and I tried to go to the battered mare shelter but I couldn't and the filly shelter said I'm too old now" and Grimm hugged her saying
"Well lets go to get some breakfast in my, I mean our new Kitchen and I know I need to tell the princesses but I may not find that out myself for a bit" and then the two walked to breakfast ignoring the time while seeing his brother walk in, carrying a coffee machine saying, which annoyed sunset who was trying to learn more about friendship
"Oh don't trust crazy old Stormstomper he'll kick you in the face if you look at him wrong" and Grimm said casually
"You kinda did so" and Storm replied
"I know I am saying I am fucking crazy!" and Sunset nodded before saying
"The new guard is a total badass" and she hugged him close before starting to make breakfast.