The following fic is on ' You Again' which is basically about this girl findimg out that her brother is going to marry her highschool bully. The following scene is the one where she is on the plane heading to her hometown and she realizes who the bride-to-be is.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama

You Again-Hijimitsu

Okita Sougo was in shock. The flaxen haired man sat on his a little less than comfortable flight seat, airphone between his shoulder and ear and holding his cellphone with one hand.

The police officer was coming back home after quite some time for his sister's wedding, as he was talking to Kondou san about how he had yet to see the groom, he decided to check who the lucky man was...only to find out that it was the man who single handedly ruined his entire highschool life (by dating his sister).

The flaxen haired man got up, shock slowly turning to denial as he said ," Nice joke Kondou san, I'll be sure to pay you back in double". On hearing silence on the other end of the line Sougo continued, this time more panic filling his expressionless tone," It's the doppleganger isn't it, that Toshi guy who liked anime a lot".

" Sougo ", Kondou tried his best to talk in a gentle tone," You know that Toshi has been dating Mitsuba since highscho-".

" But they broke up once", Sougo reasoned, people were beginning to stare at him, an airhostess was heading his way.

" Sougo", Kondou sighed," You and Toshi work in the same precinct, you had to know about the wedding".

Sougo distinctly remembered classy envelops being handed around, but they mysteriously seemed to disappeared everytime he came close enough to look. That mayora, he made sure that Sougo couldn't find out until a sacrificial lamb was there to tell him.

" I thought that the mayonnaise last week would have done the deed", Sougo sadistically said.

" Hey! wait a second Sougo, is that the reason Toshi had to go to the ER las-"

The brunette air hostess ripped the airphone from Sougo's hand with suprising strength." Sir, the flight is about to take off", she said with a terrifying smile.

Now if Okita Sougo wasn't a trained and certified sadist from Yale university, he would have complied with the scary air hostess but there was no masochistic bone in his body and so he simply said," This is an emergency", and with a flash of his batch continued panicking over the phone.

After numerous attempts to get the flaxen haired man off his phone the brunette looked just about ready to murder someone.

Just when all hope was lost a black haired man tapped Sougo's shoulder, holding up an ID," Excuse me sir", the man said," You should listen to the air hostess, after all us civil officers should set an example ".

Sougo turned around, the voice sounded strikingly familiar, he registered the long black hair along with brown eyes and a ridiculous pirate's captain hat and eyepatch.

" I don't think a criminal should be telling me how to act in the public", Sougo said in a deadpanned tone as he clicked handcuffs around Katsura Kotaro's wrists.

A few minutes later Hijikata, Sougo and Kondo sat on the last seats of the airplane, celebrating their achievement with a bottle of champagne. They had gone undecover to catch the Rampant Noble and the plan they had devised had worked out great, despite the minute mishaps. Now all three were going to hand over the criminal to the police waiting at the next station and take a break to their hometown.

" Oi Sougo", Hijikata called," Did you actually spike my mayonnaise last week?"

" Of course not Hijikata san ", the flaxen haired man said," Remember I had a date with China at that time".

Hijikata nodded, a sense of uncertinity still present in his stomach. For some time the two watched their commander's failed attempts to woo the brunette air hostess before Sougo asked," And the thing about you marrying my sister, that was a lie too, right?"

The silence that followed was enough confirmation that Sougo had done a good job by carrying his bazooka and poisons in his suitcase.

The End

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I hope you liked this, it took me some time to update this fic and I've decided to update this weekly and during exams or anything else, I'll try to update more than usual just before they start.

I may write an okikagu version of this fic inwhich Kamui is panicking ( though it's pretty half baked ).