Sorry I know it has been more than a week. No excuses here, I'm extremely sorry, so without further ado the next chapter

You Again-Bonus Okikagu

Kamui stared in shock as he saw the photo of the sandy haired bastard staring back at him.

The redhead could not believe that his only sister was getting married to that annoying piece of shit who ruined his highschool years.

" Captain, aren't you exaggerating a bit too much", Abuto said as he saw the young redhead harrasing one of the helicopter drivers to fly him to Edo ( it wasn't harrasement, Kamui argued, all he did was give people his trademark smile, it wasn't his fault that they were scared of that).

Kamui turned to his comrade," Really Abuto, do you want to know what that sick bastard did to me back in my highschool days".

Despite Abuto's shouts of protests, a flashback began to play.

Flashback

Kamui sits on the terrace of his school ( because that is where all protagonist's sit and also because he exchanged his parfait for the terrace keys with an idiot perm head teacher).

As he eats his tenth red paste bun a glimmer of sandy brown catches his eye. The red head looks up to see a boy sitting on one of the tanks of the terrace, a solemn expression on the boy's face as he stares into the infinite horizon.

" Oi ", Kamui yells," You're in my territory punk, what do you think you're doing ?", Kamui says in his best gangsta tone.

The boy ignores him.

Kamui does not get angry, no instead he just smiles, like he always does and kicks the tank that the boy is sitting on and watches in glee as the sandy brown haired kid falls off the edge due to the earthquake like vibrations.

" Tch", the boy scowls," You're not even from this school asshole, I should be the one telling you to lay off my turf".

Kamui's smile widens, " It dosen't matter what branch a bird decides to hop to and from", Kamui saus wisely when in actuality he knows it's utter bull as the only reason he's here so often is to challenge the cyclopse delinquet.

The fight begins and ends pretty fast, between one punch and the next, Kamui's specially saved sausage falls out and Okita steps and slips on it.

Kamui falls to the ground, holding the corpse close to him as the sandy haired boy crashes into a dark haired sensie out for a smoke.

" Noooo!" cries Kamui, thinking of all the pain he went through to hide that sausage from his gluttonous sister and how carefully he picked out the size and flavour.

" Not here, not now, you could have recieved your death in a happier way ( in my stomach )".

Kamui promised that he would get revenge, he turned to the sandy haired boy, murderous rage in his eyes, but then his stomach grumbled. So he made a promise that he would return again and sooth his vengence and jumped off the roof with the sensei shouted at his back.

End of Flashback

" That's it", Abuto said bewildered," Over a stupid sausage, I thought you were going to say something like how you're sister was too young and much too good to get married to the sadist".

Kamui wrinkled his nose," Did you hit your head Abuto, only because thoes fanfiction authors make my character to be a siscon and write", Kamui shuddered," Incest fics dosen't mean I'm actually one, I mean my character has in the anime made no indications of that".

Kamui straightened up," As it is, my sausage wasn't the only victim, I got a fractured arm thanks to that bastard".

" That's because you jumped off a terrace, this isn't the anime where you have superhuman yato strength, you should feel happy you escaped with just a fracture".

Kamui ignored his statement, " Anyway Abotu, we have to go to Edo, the only way I can avenge my sausage is by taking his, specifically the one hanging from his crotch".

Abuto silently prayed that this wasn't going to turn into an Okita x Kamui fic and after a while told Kamui," Captain you know that you can't go right".

" Why not ", Kamui asked innocently as he grabbed a machine gun.

" Because that sandy haired bastard is a part of a special force unit with guards and stuff for his wedding and you", Abuto paused to catch a breath," Are a part of the chinese mafia and no one is going to give you an army to invade a heavily guarded wedding just to kill a guy".

Kamui blinked and for the first time in history agreed with his vice commander.

Abuto was so happy at the maturity of his commander that he weeped in joy." Let's just send a bomb to him before the wedding", Kamui said with a smile.

The tears of happiness turned into tears of dispair

The End