Disclaimer: Right guys! So this is the last one for this weekend and it's another Snow/Charming story. Emma is still living in the house and is nearly 29. Neal is 11 months. Will get round to other requests when I have time.
Warning: Will contain adult spanking, language, and childish punishments given to adults. Don't like, don't read.
"Come on Neal. Who am I?" Charming said as he waited at the checkout of their local store.
Neal, the 11-month-old baby Charming was talking to, just looked back up at his dad and giggled.
"Come on buddy, say Da Da." David said in an encouragingly babyish voice.
Ever since Neal had turned 9 moths, he had started to show a slight interest in saying some words. His first, much to David's disappointment, was Mama, then Hen-wy, then Emma, and now was only small words such as dog, cat, and others like this, but he was still to say Da Da. That's why this morning when he realised that Snow was feeling like she needed a rest, something that was shown through her shouting at him for almost everything, that he put himself up to take his newborn son out to the store with him. Secretly, what he was really thinking was that he could take this as time to bond with his son and to get him to say that one word he was still to say.
"Come on Neal. Say Da Da." David said as he came closer to the till.
Neal just giggled.
"Oh for fuck's sake Neal! Just say Da Da."
"Fuck," Neal said, in a squeaky voice.
Oh God! What do I do now! Snow's going to kill me when she hears him saying that! Well me, then hopefully him, and then me again. I have to sort this out before I get home or I can really get prepared for sleeping on the couch tonight.
"No! Not that! anything but that!" David quickly said back to Neal as he realised his mistake.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck." Neal chorused as David turned red with embarrassment.
Soon, they finally got to the till and paid for everything they got, well, with Neal continuing to say the same word he'd just learnt while David tried to ignore what happened. After they paid David rushed out to the cruiser and once they got in he turned tragically to face his son.
"Come on buddy, say Da Da."
"Fuck."
"Neal, mommy's going to kill me if she hears you saying that and the loft will be as noisy as it was this morning. Do you want that?"
"Fuck."
David sighed as he imagined how Snow would react if she could hear what he'd taught their son. Likely outcomes for when you teach an 11 month old to swear: couch for a month, shouted at like I'm one of the kids, probably get punished in the same way Emma does _ this evening definitely isn't going to be pleasant.
"Come on Neal. Do you really want to see Daddy in trouble? If not, say Da Da." David pleaded.
"Fuck." Neal commented proudly.
"At least I know how to stand up for you in future buddy." David said as he got Neal buckled in to his car seat and began to drive off.
...
Back at the loft, Snow had been having an almost stress free day. Emma had agreed to help out around the house which originally, Mary Margaret had taken her up on. It had also been agreed that while the help was available, Mary Margaret would have a quick rest and try to sleep for a bit. This backfired big time because when she woke up she found that the entire kitchen was a mess and a lot of things were broken. Emma was in the middle of it and was looking ashamed of herself and as if she knew what was coming towards her. Mary Margaret's first reaction was to grab Emma's left arm with one hand and with the other she laid a hard and effective smack across her butt and then put her into a nearby corner and told her to stay there for half an hour, that she would be cleaning up after that and that she'd be going straight to her room when she finished.
Charming and Neal arrived in when Emma's timeout was only half way through.
"Well, how're my boys?!" Snow said excitedly.
"Good." Charming said as he past Neal to Snow and then headed to their room so he could hopefully avoid being shouted at.
"Well, how are you, wee man?" Snow said in a babyish voice to Neal.
"Fuck." Neal said in a squeaky voice and both Snow and Emma, from the corner, gasped.
"What did you do?" Snow said
Charming froze but didn't answer.
"DAVID; WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
Charming turned round before answering.
"I must say, you've never looked so gorgeous before, honey. Have you changed anything since this morning, my love? Oh, it might just be the hair." Charming said as charmingly as he could manage.
"Don't think you're getting out of this hole to easily."
"I didn't even teach him that word!"
"Neal, who taught you that word?"
"Da Da."
"Yea, now you say it." Charming mumbled.
Snow then turned round to face him.
"Go and sit on the couch until I'm ready to talk to you."
"You're putting me in timeout?" Charming asked shocked.
"Hmm, I don't know David. Am I?"
Charming sighed into himself before he sighed and headed towards the couch. But then he stopped as he thought of something. Maybe I could just try to change her mind one more time.
"Sure you can't forgive me now?"
"One more time and it will be a phone confiscation for you." Snow said sternly and Charming instantly obeyed what she'd been saying.
...
As soon as Emma's timeout had finished Mary Margaret told her to get the kitchen started. This took around another half hour to do because while Emma knew her magic would fix all the problems, she knew she would be punished if she was caught doing this. So although she knew it would be quicker, she did it the long way. Then, as soon as she finished she was sent up to her room and told to stay there until dinner time. When she had successfully managed to get Emma into her room, Mary Margaret took a minute to sit down. She'd been tired all day, her tiredness levels had been playing on her mood, she'd already had to punish her daughter, and now she was having to punish her husband. In a way, Emma had got off lighter than Charming would, but Mary Margaret already knew she wasn't going to ignore anything that happened today. The timer Snow had set for Charming's timeout went off when she was still deep in thought. Before she would settle this, Snow took a deep sigh into herself, and then went over to the couch Charming had been sitting on and stood in front of him.
"You shouldn't have taught him that!" Snow said firmly.
"I was trying to get him to say Da Da."
"Yes, and in the middle of that, you taught our son to swear. Explain to me why you did that!"
"Well, I was trying to get him to say Da Da, he didn't say it, and then I lost my temper."
"And that is the temper you should've kept inside. David; he's only eleven months old! He will show his love for you in his own time!" Snow took a minute to take in a breath of air. "Now, you can lean over the arm of this couch and stay like that so we can get this punishment dealt with. We will deal with the rest later."
"Y, you're spanking me?" Charming asked nervously.
"Yes. Now let's get this with."
"But you can't!"
"Yes, I can, Shepherd Boy! Now get over that arm or you're getting extra! Is that what you want?"
"N, no."
"Last chance then." Snow said a bit more serious.
Charming realised how Snow's tone had changed and decided to get himself over the arm of the couch before he would get extra. Once he was leaning over it, he could feel the shadow of Snow behind him and was so happy he had a piece of clothing to grab on to. He closed his eyes before his punishment would start.
Smack smack smack smack smack
Smack smack smack smack smack
"OW S, SNOW I, I'M SORRY!" David cried.
Smack smack smack smack smack
Smack smack Smack smack smack
"O, OW, P, PLEASE STOP!"
Smack smack smack smack smack
Smack smack smack smack smack
"S, Snow, I, I'M SOOOOOOOOOORY!"
"Nearly done." Snow said softly.
Smack smack smack smack smack
Snow let Charming have a few minutes to calm down and once he was sure the spanking had finished, David got up again. However, when she saw that he had got up, Snow turned Charming round to face her.
"You have anything you want to say to me?" Snow asked firmly.
"Sorry."
"What for?"
"For teaching Neal how to swear and trying to avoid my first punishment by denying I was to blame."
"One of those is right. However, I am also not happy about how you avoided that punishment and that brings me to agreeing to give you two more punishments. Since you taught our eleven month old how to swear, as always you're sleeping on the couch for a week. And so I can cover what you did when it came to your first punishment, you're grounded for a week. Sound fair?"
"Yes Snow." Charming said as he hugged and kissed her. "Love you."
"Love you too Charming." Snow said and then waited until they stopped. "Now go and sort our son out."
Charming listened to her order.