Dear Delilah,
I'm still an old man, huh? I should've been expecting that.
I am extremely jealous of your rock climbing skills. 'Taking a piss' is like 'just kidding' or 'messing around'.
What are you: South or North Jersey? I think it's kind of interesting.
What do you draw? And I know what you mean about the expressing yourself. That's why I sing. It kind of calms me. What kind of stories do you write?
I perform with my band. We're called 'White Eskimo'. We won this competition a while ago. I'm actually going to try out for this television show in a couple weeks. It's called 'X-Factor'. I don't know if you've heard of it before. And I mostly sing.
I have ten toes in total. That's kind of a tongue twister. It's good to know how many toes you have. I was wondering, but didn't want to ask and be rude.
The guy is probably kicking your foot because he likes you. Us guys, we do stupid things to get the attention of a girl we like. Try talking to him instead of kicking him back.
You're a ninja? I am, too! That's so awesome. We should get together and do ninja things sometimes.
I love John Mayer. I like his 'Free Fallin'' song best. How about you?
I'm in my living room with my mum right now. I stayed home today because I'm sick so I'm messaging you from home. We're watching movies and eating soup. Are you jealous? You should be.
My mum says hi. She thinks the whole school project is really cool. She keeps going on and on about how she wishes they had this when she was in school.
Alright, so you know that it's the last week of this project, right? Then school's ending for the summer. So… do you want to maybe keep messaging as something that isn't a school project? Tell me what you think.
I got to go. We're starting a new movie. Message me back about the continuation of messaging. And try not to beat up too many kicking boys.
Sincerely,
Harry (who is not an old man)