Dear Harry,
You're sick? I guess you're still recovering from that hip replacement, huh? I'm just messing. Hope you feel better. Who else will give me advice on boys who kick me? That advice, by the way, was exceptionally good. I refrained from beating him up and talked to him and now we have a date. Thanks, old man.
The New Jersey thing is completely boring. It's a snooze fest, but since you're weird and care I'll entertain you. I'm neither South nor North Jersey. *Gasp* I'm Central Jersey, which is the third option that is pretty much just a mix of the two. Fascinating, I know. (Insert sarcasm here.)
I like to draw animals and trees. On my good days, I draw animals in trees. On my bad days, I draw trees in animals. Alright, I'm kidding about those last parts. I do draw animals and trees though. Sometimes I draw people, but not very often. Animals are better, because they don't get mad if the picture turns out ugly. And animals are adorable. Sometimes I draw like the ocean or the sun, but those are kind of boring after a while. I like to paint as well.
Most of my writing is poems. When I do write stories, I write fiction about random stuff. I normally get bored with it before I get far. That's why I like poems more. They're not as long and you can normally write them before the mood to write is gone.
We have an X-Factor here, but you're probably talking about the U.K. version. I never saw it before, but I assume it's a lot like this show that we have called "American Idol". I've seen a few American Idol shows and it's like a singing competition show with judges.
I can't pick my favorite John Mayer song! I love them all. I do like the "Free Fallin'" song though. At least now I know that your taste in music doesn't suck toads. What does 'suck toads' mean? I have no idea.
Tell your mom I said "Hi". I think it's funny how you say "Mum".
Yes, I am jealous of your movie marathon and the soup. I love soup. Actually, I love all food. It's a bit funny though. My mom stocks the fridge and I empty it by the next day. My friends say that I'm the skinny on the outside and fat on the inside. My mom says my stomach is like a black hole.
About the continuation of messaging each other, I'm going to have to say 'no' to that. You seem nice and all, but really? It was a stupid project to start with and we both know it. Let's just leave it as a fun experience in our memories.
I got you, didn't I? You thought I was serious, huh? Silly old man, of course, I want to keep on messaging. We both like John Mayer, have ten toes and are ninjas. We were obviously destined to be best friends.
Alright, I must be off to shower now. I'm awfully smelly and it's rather late. Thanks again for the advice on boys. You're the best creepy old man ever!
Sincerely,
The currently smelly Delilah