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Hinata was shocked speechless at what she was seeing. Naruto's chakra was running through the walls of the cave, lighting up portions of it. When it was finally done all the walls and the ceiling were covered in glowing pictagrams that had been hidden before.
"Wh-what the, Naruto how did you know this was here and how it worked?" Sakura asked.
"Well this was one of my favorite hiding and hangout spots while I was here last time" Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his head with his hand.
Not for away Shikamaru and Neji were looked at the carvings and trying to desipher their meaning with some help from Sakura and Shino.
"Hey Naruto how do you read these carvings?" Shikamaru asked as he walked around the room, studying the wall carvings as he went.
"Start on the bottom right side of the enterance, the simbols are read right to left, bottom to top." Naruto sighed as he sat down while his friends got started. Naruto wasn't feeling helpful at the moment and found himself an out of the way spot, rolled up Hinata's coat as a pellow, and went to sleep.
No sooner did Naruto fall asleep then Kiba let of a wolf whistle at the sight of Hinata's body with only an armoured mesh shirt and a sports bra on. For his actions Kiba was summarily smighted by Hinata and Kurenai before Hinata walked over and wrapped her body in Naruto's coat, there by removing Kiba's eye-candy.
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Somewhere deeper in the cave a fluffy, red ear twitched at a loud noises that were filling the cave and a pair of soft green eyes fluttered open from all the light filtering back to them.
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Shikamaru was feeling a little bit putoff by his lack of progress in desyphering the story that the wall carvings held. He was sure he was reading them like Naruto said too. It was just that it seemed he was missing a large part of the story somewhere and it wasn't apparent to him where it was. He was about to wakeup Naruto and get some answers when a voice enterupted him.
"Hey Nee-san, whats with all the lights?" a tired voice asked.
Everyone spun around to find the voice. behind them stood a little girl, 'bout eleven years, with shoulder lenght red hair and green eyes. She was wareing a green, sleeveless t-shirt that was tied off below her bust and a pair of red shorts that stopped just above her knees, at the moment her feet were bare.
The girl rubbed the sleep out her eyes for a moment before the people in the room registered to her and she dropped into a defensive stance.
"Your not my Nee-san!" she shouted "Who are you people?, what do you what?" the girl started to reach for a sword handle over her right shoulder.
"Wait please we arn't here to pick a fight!" Hinata shouted, she regretted speaking up a moment later when when the girls eyes went wide.
"Naru-sama?" the girls eye suddenly narrow as she rips a short sword from the scabbard on her back.
"Ya'll have five seconds to explain what you've done to Naru-nii-sama before I start takin' heads!" the girls voice had changed to a viceral snarl that made everyone's neck hairs stand on end.
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Out in front of the cave Acco the Postasuchus stirred in his sleep when his nose caught a wiff of a fimiliar scent. He opened his eyes for a quick scan when he spotted a girl walking out of the forest towards him. She looked to be maybe sixteen or seventeen with long red hair, blue eyes and tan skin. the girl was wareing a blue tank-top under a green duster with brown pants and brown sandels. Acco gave a reptilian smile when he finally recongized the girl.
"Yo, Nami-sama, what cha doin here?" the girl looked up at the sound of her name and smiled at the sight of the massive predator laying in front of the cave.
"Well if it isn't Acco-chan, what brings you to these parts?" Acco growled at the fimiliar tease as he sat up to remind Nami who was bigger here, though Nami didn't seem all that impressed or intimidated by the display, so he went on to tell her about Naruto. Nami was very happy to know that her friend was here and nearly died of laughter when she heard about his little 'problem'.
"Well I told you why I'm here so why are you here Nami-sama?" Acco finally got around to asking.
"I'm here to get Sakura-chan and escort her home" Nami said but paused when she saw the predator pale "What?"
"Sakura-chan is in there right now?" Acco asked.
"Dah!" Nami sighed at his densness.
"With Naruto and his friends?" Acco continued.
"Probibly" Nami was getting annoyed with him.
"And Sakura-chan is HIGHLY protective of her 'Naru-sama'".
"Aguin DAH!"
"And Naruto and this other girl are currently in different bodies at the moment?" Acco was actually starting to sound scared. Nami looked proplexed for a moment before a three foot long section of two by four with the word 'CLUE!' on it come flying out of the forest and tagged her in the side of the head as a light bulb flashed on. She was about to say something when they were both struck by a wave of kill intent.
"Oh shit!" they said and Nami bolted for the cave.
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In the cave Hinata and the rest slowly began backing away from the little girl who was throwing out more kill intent than any three of them can produce combined. It didn't help when they saw the girl grow a pair of red fox ears and a long red tail but they weren't focusing on that at the moment as the very sharpe sword in her right hand held they're complete attention.
Tenten and Kurenai move to the front to try and calm the kid down.
"Please just calm down and we'll take you to Naruto" Kurenai said but it wasn't getting through and she know it. Just when she was about to try aguin the girl launched at her. Tenten immediately jump in front of her and crossed a pair of tou-fan in front of her.
Fat lot of good that did as the girls sword wrapped itself in a layer of chakra and carved right through them, the girl then planted a right heel kick in Tenten's crouch followed by a pivoting side kick to her head which sent Tenten tumbling off to the side. The girl then locked onto another target, Sakura, and headed after her.
Sakura was trying to figure out a way to stop the kid without hurting her when a pair of voices ripped through the cave.
"Sakura nee-chan freeze!"
"Brat stop it right now!"
Before anyone could move a brown blur blasted its way through the group and collided with the little girl, knocking her sword out of her hands and tackling her back acrossed the cave. before the girl could get up aguin Naruto had enterposed himself between the two groups and was glareing at the kid.
"Sakura-chan you had better of had a good reason to attack my friends"
"What?, Naruto I didn't attack anyone!" Sakura Haruno said angrily.
"Not you Sakura-chan, that Sakura-chan!" Sakura looked proplexed for a moment before a two by four with the word 'CLUE' on it fell on her head and she wonderstood that the kid was also named Sakura, oh this was going to get confusing.
"Well she won't be awake for a while" said the girl now holding a sleeping Sakura as she walked back towards the group of ninjas "I really most appalagize for her behavior, you see Sakura nee-chan here is HIGHLY protective of her 'Naru-sama', Oh before I forget, my name is Nami and I'm the High priest/rule of the land your currently standing in. Its a pleasure to meet you all. And its always a pleasure to speak to you Naruto-chan".
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Chapter end
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Ok now that I'm done laughing it your turn