Chapter 2 - New Worlds
I woke up laying on top of a grassy hill with a harsh feeling on my back
"DAMNIT IT FEELS LIKE I LANDED ON MY BEERS!" I yelled furiously
I stood up but fell back down, I hadn't realized yet, but in place of my legs and hands were
"HOOVES! WHAT THE FUCK I'VE GOT HOOVES!" I screamed trying to shake them off
I saw my Reflection in a lake, I had a white coat, with a Very light green mane
I reached back to the source of the pain to feel wings in the place of the pain
I had white wings as well!
"Oh... WAIT A MINUTE WHERE'S MY BEER!?" I asked Angrily
Just then Applebloom walked over to me
"Sir are ya' lost?" She asked looking up at me
"Well yes I... TALKING PONY" I said excitedly
"Maybe I should take you to twilight..." she said looking oddly at me
"TWILIGHTSPARKLE?" I asked still slightly drunk
"Why are you acting so weird?" She asked
"Nothing, just take me to twilight's" I said somewhat frustratedly
"Okay" She said as I began to walk with her all the way to Twilights
When I finally got to twilight's house I noticed Tarin... or what Tarin would look like if he were a pony, was sitting in twilight's chair, and twilight was acting like a therapist
"Tristan is that you?" He asked getting up
"Ya what have you been up to?" I asked
FLASHBACK!
Tarins P.O.V.
"TRISTAN! get your drunk ass back here!" I screamed "wait where the hell am I?"
I looked around "Oh god did hollywood kidnap me again." I said. then I saw a bright colored pony. "Or did Tristan trick me into drugs again?"
I walked up to a small white pony with pink and purple mane.
"Hello, I'm Sweetie bell what's your name?" The white pony asked.
"What the fuck! You can talk?" I asked
"What does fuck mean?" the pony asked
"Nothing. Where am I?" I asked
"You're in Ponyville." The pony said
"What kind of drug did he get me to try?" I said to myself
"I don't know but if you have a problem then you should see Twilight." The pony said "Here let me show you where she lives."
END OF FLASHBACK
Tristans P.O.V.
"And thats how I came here." Tarin said
"Twilight do you have beer?" I asked
"What is beer?" Twilight asked
"Good one twilight" I said laughing
"No really" She said
"WHAT?" I asked starting to get mad
"What is beer?!" She asked getting frustrated
"Its a magical drink that takes you to your own mental dimension" I said obviously overexpressing it a little bit
"Okay..." She said with an odd look on her face
"Okay I don't think I can do this alone, I'm going to get my friends" Twilight said walking out
"What about us?" Tarin asked
"Do anything that ISN'T DESTRUCTIVE" She said as she closed the door
Just then Spike came downstairs to see us sitting in various spots around the room
"Oh look a lizard with scales." Tarin said
"For god sake Tarin its a dragon" I said facehoofing
"No Dragons, are huge with wings, or mustaches." He said in a snooty voice
I facehoofed again
"Allow me to introduce myself, My name is spike, and I'm Twilights #1 assistant" He said looking proud
Tarin gave him the DAFUQ? Look
"You guys are new here, aren't you?" He asked
Both Tarin and I nodded in agreement
Spike then replied, "Well hopefully Twilight doesn't take long, but in the meantime, would you like somthing to eat?" He asked
My stomach rumbled in agreement at that exact moment
"If its not too much trouble" Tarin said in a nice sort of way
"Spike at your service!" He said then walked into the kitchen
"I wonder what hes going to get us" I said
Just then he walked back in with a bowl of various gems
"What the hell?" Tarin asked looking at them
I on the other hoof reached into the bowl and began to chew one
"Crunchy" I said with an odd expression on my face,
I then proceeded to throw it right back up
"I'll go get the mop." Spike said
"Thanks" I replied with a dizzy look on my face
"Tristan we have been here for 30 minutes and you already barfed?" Tarin asked giving me a mean look
"Well gems taste like dog shit" I said trying to get the taste off my tongue
"Well that was probably his snack." Tarin said facehoofing
"God if all the food here tastes like this i'm going to starve to death" I said
"Ha! Sucker!" Tarin said laughing
Soon enough Twilight arrived home with her friends
Her, Fluttershy, Pinkie pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack eventually walked inside
"Well HOWDY Partners" Applejack said running over and shaking Tarins hoof, then mine
"Well aren't you two just DARLINGS" Rarity said
"Eh..." Rainbow Dash said giving us a short glance
Fluttershy was just standing there silent, with a scared expression on her face.
"Welcome, welcome, welcome, a fine welcome to you! Welcome, welcome, welcome, I say how do you do. Welcome, welcome, welcome, I say HIP HIP HOORAY! Welcome, welcome, welcome, to ponyville todaaaaaay!" Pinkie sang jumping up and down and then giving us both somewhat creepy - but happy looks
"Thanks?" I said slightly creeped out
Tarin had a big grin on his face
"Hey what's your name?" Tarin asked Fluttershy
"Im... Fluttershy..." She whispered
"What was that?" He asked again
She softly yelped looking scared of Tarin
"Her name is Fluttershy" Twilight said
"Judging by your cutie marks, you guys are pretty fast." Rainbow Dash said
I looked to my flank to see a Lightning bolt,
Tarin had a shadow as his cutie mark
"I'm not quite sure how fast I am." I said
"I can't even tell what mine is even of." Tarin said with a confused look
"It's a shadow" Twilight said giving Tarin a book
"How did we even get here" I said rubbing my forehead
"You were drunk at the library" Tarin said sighing
"YOU LIKE BOOKS?" Twilight asked getting a HUGE grin on her face, and her tail shot up
"Not really" I said facehoofing
"I was just there for research on my project." Tarin said
Twilights tail returned to normal and she lost the grin from her face
"Sorry" I said
"Its okay" She said in an upset voice
"Its getting pretty late, do you guys have places to stay?" Twilight asked
"No" I said
"OOH OOH OOH! One of them can stay with me!" Pinkie said jumping up and down
She then grabbed Tarin and started running
"Okay then.." I said watching her drag him off into the distance
"I suppose.." Fluttershy started to say
"I'll take in the other guy." Rainbowdash rudely interrupting Fluttershy.
"Okay" I said getting up from the chair I was sitting in
On the way out of the door I couldn't help but notice Fluttershy looked sad
I walked down the street following Dash to her house
When we finally arrived at her house I walked inside and made myself comfortable in a chair
"Okay I REALLY have to know how fast you are" Dash said
"What are you saying?" I asked
"You, Me, Race, Ghastly gorge" She said
"Okay you're on" I said
We set off for ghastly gorge, and when we got there, I did NOT like what I saw,
The place looked like a bomb of hell went off on it
"You ready?" She asked
"I guess" I said
"Ready, set, go!" She yelled as we both flew off
I actually was in the lead
"Man you're pretty fast" She yelled
"Oh wow" I said noticing how far ahead I was getting
-10 minutes later-
We were near the finish and I had maintained the lead
"Okay, you're fast, BUT TOO BAD I'M FASTER!" She yelled
I was confused until I heard a loud boom, and She had a trail of rainbows coming off of her
"AVALANCHE!" I yelled
She finished the race, and I was hit by a giant rock,
I was a LOT less lucky than she was
The boulder smashed me into the ground, not just my wings
I felt blood running down my face
and eventually I blacked out
-Tarins P.O.V.-
As soon as we left Pinkie started talking about this huge party she was gonna throw for me.
"Pinkie are you always this hyper?" I asked
"Yes!" She said somehow teleporting to the right
"So where are we even going?" I asked
"To Sugarcube corner. So I can pick up the cake for the party, silly!" pinkie said
When we got there the light were off. Pinkie flipped the switch and a bunch of other ponies.
"How did you..." I trailed off topic.
Pinkie grabbed me and started to show me to everypony. "This is Diamond Mint, Berry Punch, Shoeshine, Lyra Heartstrings, Lemon Hearts, Daisy, Amethyst Star, Minuette, Rose, Lily Valley, Candy Mane, Lyrica, Royal Ribbon and there are others but they couldn't make it"
"Um...ok..." I said wondering how I'm going to remember all their names
"Everypony this is...um... oh silly me what's your name?" Pinkie asked
"I'm Tarin." I said
"Ok. Everypony this is Tarin!" Pinkie shouted
"Hi Tarin" They said almost simultaneously
"LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Pinkie shouted in my ear.
We all shouted, "YAY!" at the same party lasted all night. After the party pinkie showed me to my room and handed me a cupcake.
Tristan's P.O.V.
I woke up in the hospital
I looked around, and I saw nothing inside of a dark mysterious room
Almost every bone in my body was broken, So I couldn't really do anything
I could still see, hear, and talk, but that was about everything
My body was wrapped in bandages, to the point where I looked like a mummy
"Um.. What's your name, you have visitors" Nurse redheart said
"My name is Tristan, and send them in" I said sighing
Slowly, Rainbowdash and Fluttershy walked in slowly
"Oh my, you look awful" Fluttershy said softly
"I feel awful too" I said
"Did I cause this?" Rainbow Dash asked slowly
"Yes" I said
"What's your name anyways? none of us have asked that yet" Fluttershy asked
"Tristan" I said
"Oh okay" Fluttershy quietly replied
"Don't be scared i'm not gonna hurt you" I said
She blushed and smiled
"I'm gonna go talk to twilight, see what she can do" Rainbow dash said flying out at about 100 MPH
Fluttershy sat down in a chair next to my bed
I couldn't turn my head to see, but I knew she was there
I eventually fell back asleep
(A/n im going to upload one chapter every day/2 days, so Review please.)