AN: Alrighty hope everyone enjoyed the little side chapter I made there. So we're right back into the next child, which is another set of impossibility. Hehehe
Oh and yes Chrom is gonna be such a pimp!
Chapter 4: Crouching Coward, Hidden Thunder
"That's the last of those brigands milord!"
Chrom nodded towards Frederick as they cleared out another caravan of slaves. He was disgusted by these bandits, since they were about to sell off people. Though he felt rewarded for accomplishing another good deed. He took note of his children chatting with someone he has never met.
"Good to see you again." Lucina hugged the girl.
"Hooray I love family reunions!" Cynthia grinned dancing around until she tripped over air. "I'm fine!"
"I'm glad my favorite sister is here." Inigo smiled warmly.
"That's why I'm not smiling for you pervert." muttered Severa with a very dark glare.
When Inigo said sister, Chrom sighed to himself wondering what kind of daughter was this one. He sighed again as he glanced at his wife, who was tending to the horses. He approached the children.
"Hey kids." Chrom greeted all of them.
"Father you're all right!" Lucina smiled in relief.
The new girl with them seemed very shy, due to her fidgeting from Lucina's hug. Chrom took note she was the one who escaped one of the prisons and used a bow very effectively. The young girl clutched her bow tightly and approached the king.
"H-Hello." she said.
"Hey there." Chrom answered gently as he patted her head. "You must be one of my children from the future."
"I'm Noire, it's finally nice to see my father." she introduced herself.
Instinctively Chrom's eyes wandered around her body to check for the Mark of Naga. His eyes wandered around her chest area where he could see a partial Mark of Naga.
"On her bosom..." Chrom muttered.
"F-Father what a-are you doing?!" Noire asked as she hid behind Lucina.
"Huh?" Chrom realized his actions.
"Such a gifted spot for her brand!" Inigo declared with the biggest grin on his face.
The mercenary was quickly whacked by the hilt of a killing edge.
"Pervert!" Severa growled.
"Oh gods, I'm sorry Noire." apologized Chrom.
Suddenly a lightning bolt struck down the nearby camp. Chrom realized it's where his Shepherds were recuperating.
"Everyone let's go!" Chrom ordered, full of alert.
As he and his children approached the camp, everyone acted like it was normal. He was shocked that the strike of lightning was close to his own tent.
"Oh Chrom there you are!" Robin approached the group with a smile.
Chrom could smell smoke coming right from the tactician.
"Robin that lightning strike, what in gods name was that?!" he demanded suddenly.
He didn't know how his anger got the best of him, however he was deeply worried for her.
"Oh that." Robin gulped with a sheepish smile. "Well the storage got too many weapons so I decided to give some weapons to the people we freed."
"And the lightning?" Chrom asked again.
"Oh my elthunder tome broke." Robin answered.
Chrom can only sigh from how casual the answer seemed to be.
"So that's how tomes break." Inigo gasped.
"Woah I suddenly got this cool idea for a new entrance." Cynthia beamed up.
"M-Mother?!" Noire wondered as she approached Robin.
"Mother?" where both Chrom and Robin's thoughts.
Chrom for the first time, saw Roin's shocked look. It went well on how flustered she seemed as well.
"W-Wait a minute, you don't have much a resemblance to me or Chrom." Robin examined the shy archer.
"Uh sorry I forgot you guys didn't know." Noire apologized nervously. "Well my real mother told me to call you my second mother."
There was silence within the group. Suddenly Robin sighed a little too loudly.
"Tharja what is it now?" Robin sighed at her usual stalker.
The dark mage approached the group and stared at Noire with unknown intent. The archer got nervous as she held unto Chrom's arm, much to his dismay. Tharja stared right into Noire's scared eyes. The young woman never realized her daughter putting on a talisman.
"You're my daughter with this man." Tharja pointed out.
"Blood and thunder! I am the princess of a fallen kingdom!" Noire screamed out suddenly with the most bloodthirsty smile. "I have returned to prevent this catastrophe with all of my beloved siblings."
"Oh I do not miss that part of her." Inigo sighed.
"All of the beloved siblings except Inigo!" the crazed archer corrected herself.
"H-Hey!" whined Inigo.
"Serves you right." Severa growled.
Chrom can only stand there in shock of this daughter. She seemed so shy and sweet but suddenly she turned into this psychotic person. He patted Noire hoping to calm her down.
"N-Noire don't worry anymore, your father is here." he attempted to reassure the girl.
"Idiot this is the cause." Tharja sighed to herself as she ripped the talisman.
"W-Wait I-I need that to be strong." Noire cried out suddenly in fear.
"Pfft seeing you take those wyvern riders and pegasus riders, you were good enough without the damn thing." Tharja pointed out. "So my future-self made this, interesting."
"M-Maybe you're right." Noire said.
"Of course hehehe." giggled Tharja rather disturbing and cutely.
"Hehehe." Noire giggled as well. "Hahahaha!"
Suddenly her bloodthirsty side came out without the talisman! The two are suddenly laughing together rather darkly.
"So does this mean Tharja doesn't have to stalk me anymore?" Robin wondered with a glint within her eye.
Robin knew right away Tharja would be interesting. She never realized how she hid behind anything just to follow her around camp. Robin didn't have a problem with it until she started to sit next to her or interfere with training. The woman seemed so dedicated to her.
"Uh..." were Chrom's lack of words.
Chrom can only look at the events in shock. He never realized how bizarre some members of the army seemed to be. He mentally slapped himself wondering how this dark mage ended up with him at the future.
"I will conceive Noire in one condition." Tharja stated suddenly at the pondering Chrom.
"Y-Yes?" wondered Chrom.
He didn't want any of these children of his to lose their existence, he would do anything to keep them here. He just hoped the request isn't too much for him.
"Robin will join us and she will enjoy herself as well." Tharja smile so darkly towards the tactician.
"What?!" Robin screamed outraged by the request.
Chrom's face suddenly turned like Cordelia's hair. He already had enough with Sumia, Cordelia, and Olivia trying to 'share' him for whatever they want. His mind was suddenly conflicted if he should just have the two or all of them. The king of Ylisee realized what he thought and can only say one word.
"Huh?!"
End AN: Man when I saw the Noire's paralogue I just laughed at the end. Tharja and Noire laughing like crazy while Chrom can only wonder what was happening.
Anyways another child down! We got...seven kids to go! Don't worry that doesn't mean seven chapters left, if just means I need more ideas on whatever situation will Chrom end up with his twelve kids...like the DLC events, not the crossovers if I may add. If you're wondering why it's because, like I said in the very first chapter I never played the game I've watch mostly Awakening. Besides who wouldn't want a beach episode, sorry beach chapter in this case.