A/N: First thing I'm going to say is I'm sorry. I really don't know what I was thinking posting this. My brother and I were on a road-trip with our parents and they were being boring so we decided to make up a really random fan-fic. Somehow he brought up the 'I-like-trains' kid while I was thinking about Transformers and 'poof' crack-fic was born. And while I'm at it- NO FLAMES. This is obviously a crack-fic so don't get your panties in a twist because it's not serious or long. I'd better stop now or my note will be longer then my story. Ciao!
Sam wasn't stupid, not by a long shot, but after being friends with Miles for so long you got… introduced to some internet things. Some were cool, some were downright sexy, but others left his gasping for breath through his laughter.
When Optimus Prime first transformed in front of him he had a different question to ask.
"Can you change your form? I know Bumblebee did earlier." Optimus looked confused but replied that he could and Sam couldn't help the grin that threatened to split his face, Michaela or no. "Can you turn into a train?"
Sam cradled the cube to his chest as he darted across the battlefield. He barely kept the all-powerful cube from tumbling to the ground as Megatron landed in front of him.
"Give the cube you foolish flesh bag." Something behind Megatron caught Sam's eye and he couldn't repress his grin.
"I would, really it's just that there's something I've been wanting to tell you for quite a while." He smirked, "I like trains."