AN: Hehehe get the title? I couldn't resist doing it but oh well time for more Chrom being mocked or you know the usual "Huh?!" I swear I laugh every time Chrom says that in game. BTW I guess I'll be kind and give you guys a hint on Chrom's wife here at the AN...she's one of the possible wives in game. So guess away my readers!

Chapter 6: Fus-Roh-Nah

Returning to his country, Chrom was relived the war between Ylisee and Valm was finally over. Despite the casualties, minus the Shepherds, Chrom felt bitter from all the fighting. Still he was able to get many new allies.

"Milord why are we here?" Frederick questioned his king.

The two of them were standing right in front of an abandoned manor.

"We're passing by that's all." Chrom shrugged casually.

A scream was suddenly heard from the manor. Both men looked at each other then at the manor.

"I'll gather the men." Frederick sighed as he went back.

Entering the manor Chrom and the Shepherds realized there were Risen around every corner. Despite being undead Risen were controlled by a dark force. Chrom took note of a shivering Robin.

"Scared?" Chrom smirked at his other best friend.

"J-Just a shiver." Robin replied.

"Afraid of ghost?" Chrom asked with a smile.

"N-No!" Robin declared. "Eeek!"

Another scream was heard and Robin went straight by Chrom's side, clutching his arm.

"Did you just squeak?" Chrom asked shocked at the jokester of the group.

As they cleared out the hallways of the dark manor, the Shepherds were shocked by the crumbling walls. However another surprised emerged when a manakete destroyed one of the walls.

"Woah!" Nowi gasped as she waved her hands at the dragon. "Another manakete hooray!"

The manakete transformed back into a small girl. She stared at Nowi with the biggest shock on her face. Her blue hair stuck out from the dark halls.

"Yes and you are Nowi." the dragon girl replied.

"Oh and you know my name! Tell me yours!" Nowi grinned as she approached her.

"Nah." she answered.

"Oh come on why not?!" wondered Nowi.

"My name is Nah, N-A-H." Nah spelled out with a sigh.

"Who names their kid Nah?" wondered Nowi.

Nah could only glare at the immature manakete in front of her. She was quickly engulfed by a hug.

"Oh Lucina thank goodness." Nah sighed in relief.

"You alright?" Lucina asked with a smile.

"I'm a manakete and a princess of course!" Nah smiled proudly.

Lucina smiled back towards her half-sister. She recalled how Nowi seemed discriminated just because of one of her heritages. Despite acting mature for her age Nah still felt the same fear as any child had, being alone.

"You want to meet father?" Lucina offered.

"Father..." Nah tried out the word. "Why yes I wish to see him."

Chrom noticed his eldest daughter bringing back the manakete that broke through the wall. He noticed the blue hair right away.

"Another daughter of mine?" he asked.

"Yes father she is." Lucina nodded, she gestured to Nah. "C'mon say hi to him."

"And what's your name?" Chrom kneeled down down to her small stature.

"It's Nah." she answered.

Once again his instincts kicked in, however Chrom couldn't find her marked heritage anywhere. The girl was petite but he could sense the maturity within her.

"If you are looking for my Mark of Naga it's here." Nah stuck out her tongue and the mark was clearly shown. "It's finally nice to see you father."

Chrom couldn't believe of all the wives he picked it had to be a manakete and the only manakete he knew was...

"Oh Chrom she's my kid and your kid too!" Nowi approached them with a smile.

When rescuing Nowi, and Gregor as well, he never thought about how the manakete felt about him. Chrom wondered to himself if all women he rescued became love struck with him in an instant.

"Looks like it." he responded.

Chrom wondered if any of his Shepherds realized where they were right now. He spoke to the waiting group. "Alright let's continue this after we clear the manor Nowi."

"Ok!"

The manor still confused everyone due to it's random nature of breaking down certain walls. Luckily for Chrom, Robin's strategies were able to destroy any Risen in their way. Right now they were facing the Risen Chief.

"My sword hand hungers for battle!" Owain declared looking at Robin with hopeful eyes.

"Fine take Nah with you and make it quick." Robin sighed at the Lissa's son.

The cousins were staring down at the Risen Chief.

"We can do this!" Nah cheered on already on her dragon form.

She was waiting for Owain to strike with his killing edge and she'll blast the creature away. She took note of Owain's twitching hand and his grinning face.

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!" Owain shouted out.

"What glow?" Nah wondered though she was ignored.

"It's burning grip tell me to defeat you!" Owain continued on his speech.

"Oh for gods sake!" Nah snapped, realizing her cousin's long theatrics.

"Take this!" Owain went on. "My love, my anger and all of my-"

"This is taking too long!" Nah growled as she attacked the idle Risen Chief. "It's squashing time!"

The battle was one sided since the Risen Chief never got back up. As Nah transformed back into her normal form she approached the moping Owain.

"I-I readied that speech for weeks." he muttered utterly broken.

"There's always next time, dear nephew." Chrom approached the two. "Good strategy you two, especially you Owain distracting the Risen while Nah can get a clear shot."

"Yes thank you Owain." Nah smiled though her twitching eye told another story.

"D-Distraction?!" cried out Owain.

"Woah Nah that was so cool of you!" Nowi approached her kin with a big smile.

"Why thank you mother." Nah smiled back and look towards Chrom. "And thank you father."

"Welcome aboard Nah." Chrom grinned towards the manakete.

"Oh Chrom I got a question!" Nowi raised her hand excitedly.

Chrom knew how Nowi can act very childishly despite her true age. Most of the questions revolved around human culture since Nowi was a slave before.

"How do you make babies?" Nowi asked.

Chrom, and Nah only had shocked looks as they stared at her. The king of Ylisee blushed suddenly and look towards his future daughter for some help. However Nah only sighed and dragged away a still disbelief Owain.

"M-Mere distraction..."

End AN: I had the strongest urge to make Owain a part of this chapter since...it's Owain who doesn't love him? Anyways due to my 'deception' last chapter, I felt like posting this with the last chapter so..."Hooray two chapters!" reaction.