AN: Previous paralogue was all fluff so I decided to go back to some Chrom fashioned humor! Hope you enjoy! Umm it's a little more mature cause umm...you know what just read it!
Crap I just realized I FFd up the chapter..um number...and I fixed it...I was so nervous I might have accidentally flipped chapters or something. On the brighter side I decided to put the chapter tab thingy matching the right chapter!
Paralogue 3: A Not So Simple Bath: 1st Act
After an intense training session with Frederick, Chrom decided to have the rest of the day off.
"What to do." the king of Ylisee muttered to himself.
The man decided to visit his favorite tactician! Chrom walked through the campsite until he reached the area filled with gigantic tents. Because he was king of Ylisee, Frederick believed he deserved a 'tent promotion'. The only ones who gained this were: him, Lissa and Robin.
"Robin are you there?!" asked Chrom.
He didn't realized steam was pouring out of Robin's huge tent. After waiting for a few more minutes he entered the tent.
"She's not here." Chrom told himself. "Yet there is so much steam coming out of there."
He entered another section of the tent and he thought he heard a squeak.
"C-Chrom w-what are you doing here?!" Robin demanded her face flushed form the steam's heat.
"Ah Robin there you are!" he smiled and approached the tactician. "Is there something wrong?"
Robin's face even became more red and lost control of her temper.
"I-Idiot!" she screamed and covered her body as best she could with only her hands.
"Huh?!" Chrom realized what he was seeing.
It was odd enough he just recalled seeing Robin wearing only his cape. The sight made him possessive of her and now he's fighting another battle with his hormones.
"F-Fine." Robin sighed in defeat suddenly.
She turned around so Chrom could see her back. Chrom blushed at the sight. He couldn't believe how smooth and perfect Robin skin was, but he never realized it since she always wore that baggy cloak of her's.
"W-What?!" asked the confused Chrom.
Before Robin could respond, a group of footsteps approached the two. Robin quickly went back to her bath while Chrom turned around to see all of the mothers of his future children, clad only in towels!
"Hehehe Robin naked." Tharja giggled at the sight.
"Well this is interesting?" Panne asked with eyebrow raised.
"O-Oh Chrom!" Cordelia blushed, though she giggled gleefully.
"Oh such a cute sight!" Cherche squealed at the two blushing people.
"W-Why i-is C-Chrom..." stuttered Olivia as she hid behind the others.
"Woah!" Nowi gasped in amazement.
"Robin you didn't tell us Chrom would be joining!" Sumia smiled but she unfortunately stumbled towards Chrom.
When Chrom felt the collision, he felt something very soft on his chest. His hands wondered around until he felt something squishy. The man squeezed it and heard a cute squeak.
"C-Captian!" Sumia blushed even more.
"So daring, please me too Chrom!" Cordelia begged as she threw herself towards him.
"T-Tharja stop!" Robin cried out.
The dark mage had the creepiest grin as she held unto Robin more.
"I wanna play too!" Nowi shouted in joy as she jumped into the huge bath within Robin's tent.
Panne, Cherche and Olivia decided to join Robin at the bath, which means Chrom is left at the mercy of the hands of the two pegasus knights.
"H-Hey captain?" Sumia got his attention with her blushing face. "Do you want to conceive Cynthia with me?"
"Now?!" Chrom asked.
Then he realized what he screamed, instead of disbelief it was impatience. Chrom was quickly losing his battle against his hormones.
"M-Me too!" Cordelia added. "T-The three of us!"
Chrom's thoughts became even more irrational.
"I-I h-have to c-conceive Inigo as well, but i-it is my f-first t-time!" Olivia declared attempting to be brave.
"Well it's Cordelia and my first time too!" Sumia beamed up. "It just proves we belong to Chrom and only Chrom!"
The clumsy knight had the biggest smile on her face as she stared at Chrom. Chrom wondered if the situation couldn't get any worse.
"Heya Robin!" Lissa's voice echoed out. "Have you seen my brother?"
Chrom realized now it just got way worse than before. Unfortunately Chrom knows this isn't a dream at all. A shiver went down as Sumia and Cordelia held onto both of his arms.
"I wanna take a bath with my big brother just like the good old days!" sang Lissa's voice. "Oh all this steam!"
Lissa appeared within Chrom's sight right away. The princess had the most shocked expression she could muster. The girl stared at her brother who was being hugged by both pegasus knights. The dancer had her brother's head on her lap. Panne was relaxed ignoring the chaos around her. Meanwhile Robin was running away from Tharja's advances, while Nowi and Cherche were playing in the water.
"O-Oh." Lissa finally sad something at the sight. "I-I guess you want to spend more time with your future wives, but remember Chrom you must spend time with your other wife as well."
Chrom wondered why Lissa was scolding him for his situation instead of saving him. He was able to make words come out of his mouth.
"S-She's scary when she's mad." he muttered embarrassingly.
"W-Well I guess I'll be going now!" the young princess announced.
When Chrom noticed his sister's face, he felt a shiver down his spine. Lissa had a strained smile and her eyes were only at Chrom. He felt Lissa was blaming him for his current predicament.
"Can we get married now?" Nowi wondered excitedly
"Chrom Nowi wants to play with you!" Cherche called out.
"My mate sure is an alpha." Panne muttered loudly enough.
"C-Chrom be gentle!" Sumia begged with a blush.
"M-Me too!" Corderlia added on.
"T-That m-makes t-three of u-us!" Olivia smiled shyly.
"Robin I know you're comfortable when I do this." Tharja commented as she touched the tactician's back.
"C-Chrom h-help!" Robin cried out.
The king wouldn't be able to recuperate for the next few days. He had to endure the most hormone driving event, way worse than even conceiving Lucina. He swore to himself to never use any private baths ever again, he would use the public baths with his male friends and comrades.
"By the gods it's a bless and a curse!" Chrom cried out after he miraculously escaped the women.
End AN: Super fanservice for all! Hehehe I knew I had to do a chapter like this. I kinda felt bad for Robin her tent was filled up but oh well. I want everyone's mood to be at the top. Happiest as a pegasus rode by Cynthia be! So next chapter prepare for some mood whiplash!
Y-Yeah but don't worry humor will still be here and there. Hey it's in the genre category but what romantic comedy (Even though I did put in the family genre, since it's more on Chrom and the kids) movie doesn't have fluff and drama? Whoops I kinda spoiled the next chapter...