OTP Meme 3: Gaming/Watching a movie

EDIT: Changed Chrom for Gaius. I don't like Chrom and, if I didn't marry Stahl in FE:A, I would marry Gaius. (Also, DAT SUMMER SCRAMBLE!)

Stahl wasn't fond of "Seven Minutes in Heaven." He should've ran the moment those words spewed from Anna's deviously grinning mouth. Of course Sully had to be interested, and a small part of him was too at what this game was, but upon a few moments into the explanation he quickly regretted it.

He should've known that something was up when Anna asked for participants before explaining the game. If there was one thing he hated in this world, it was being romantic with people that he had considered friends, allies, and family in a dark, enclosed tent set off far from camp so nobody-

In that moment, he knew he had to get Sully.

Screw being average, it was game on for Stahl as his demeanor suddenly changed from bashful to competitive and hostile. He felt Donnel, his friend, squirm uncomfortably as he noticed Stahl gaze at Sully whom was, thankfully, distracted by Lon'Qu's temper tantrum. If she saw the look in her boyfriend's eyes, she probably would have either fainted from embarrassment or dragged him to her tent while nearly ripping off his clothing.

"Aaaall right!" Anna chirped, ignoring the now crying Lon'Qu who rolled on the floor, clutching his injured pride (and loins, if Stahl may add) with both hands. "Ladies first! Pick a stick, shortest one wins!"

With slight protest, each one chose a stick. Tharja grinned deviously when she noticed the small stick, barely enough to grab, was her prize. "Victory is for me, it seems… I choose Robin!" she pointed with a wide grin towards said woman whom backed away very slowly.

"Now, now Tharja, that's not how it works," Anna tsked as she collected the sticks. "Go pick an item from the portal of awesomeness."

"It's just a bo-"

"PORTAL OF AWESOMENESS I SAY!"

"… Who put a dead crow here?" Tharja groaned as the dead animal emerged with her hands, causing everyone to groan in disgust.

"You gots that lucky man!"

"H-henry?!" If there was one thing everyone knew in camp, it was that Tharja's second obsession was with the dark mage Henry… well, not everyone it seems, since said mage never knew of such affection.

"Nya ha!" Henry laughed as he skipped off with a semi-sulking, semi-blushing Tharja.

It was in that moment, Stahl knew the game was rigged. He knew that look in Anna's eye, dubbed 'the fan service look' since that was usually said cause of it. Perhaps he would get lucky and end up with Sully, if these 'fans' desired it… or would end up in the tent with an angry Severa (he was surprised that Kjelle hadn't winked out of existence from the groin kicks he had received from Frederick's "little princess".)

Minutes turned to hours, and he found everyone was very quickly paired off with one of their closest. Morgan skipped off with a smiling Noire, Robin with a grinning Gaius, Lucina with Inigo, and Lon'Qu with Chereche, to list a few of the 'normal' couples. The rest seemed to come from the result of Vaike spending the night in a tavern with Gregor.

But, in the end, it was he, Gerome, Severa, and Sully left in the game. Several had returned, but Anna insisted that everyone was to get one turn before she reset the 'portal of awesomeness.' Stahl felt Donnel elbow him with encouragement and saw Ricken give a wide grin and two thumbs up in support.

Frederick and Cordelia seemed about to lose his head at the thought of his dear Severa being paired off with a man (namely Stahl, not that they had anything against him except for the fact that he was technically much older than Severa.) Lon'Qu was smirking and had lipstick on his cheek, although Chereche's eyebrows were furrowed with concern for her anti-social son (no doubt Sully would smash Gerome's face into the ground if he tried anything, and the same vice versa.)

"Our final couples are… Stahl with Gerome and Sully with Severa!"

Thank the go- WHAT?

"WHAT?!" Severa shot up as Sully's eye twitched. Gerome edged away from Stahl and refused to meet his gaze.

"Joking you guys! It was actually Stahl with Severa and Sully with Gerome. Gods, you guys need to loosen up!"

Stahl swore he saw Frederick mouth 'if you touch her, I'll kill you.'

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to you," Stahl whispered into Severa's ears, making her sigh with relief. All he got from her that night was a kiss and a new friend.

Sully, on the other hand, earned bruises and a sparring partner.

"HANDS OFF, BOY!"

"YOU FIRST!"

They bantered like children as they threw each other around and threw punches. Basilio clapped his hands and congratulated Lon'Qu and Chereche on having such a headstrong son, Henry giggled at the thought of all of the bruises, Lissa chattered with Maribelle, and Frederick frantically searched and questioned his daughter on Stahl's actions.

Stahl was happy to say that he did end up with Sully that night, as she ambushed him and dragged him into her tent.

A/N: Sully is quite the needy and possessive type, isn't she?

Stahl's going to be very 'busy.'

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