Chapter 23 - Jokes on u sucker

1 week later...

Tristan's P.O.V

I walked into to sugarcube corner

"How the hell do I pick this up...?" Tarin asked staring at a very bright amulet

I walked over and picked it up

"What this?" I asked

"B-b-but the book said that there can only be- ohh that makes more sense" He said almost babbling

"Well here you go" I said putting the amulet around his neck

"OW OW OW GET IT OFF ME! IT IS BURNING MY FLESH!" Tarin said

He threw it off, and chucked it at the wall

"Dude are you okay?" I asked

"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?" He asked putting his amulet around my neck

It was the coldest thing I'd ever felt in my entire life

"OW" I screamed throwing it at the wall

I could hardly breathe

"C-c-cold" I said shivering

Both of us fell to the floor almost lifeless

"Tristan, are you okay?" I heard

I saw Fluttershy standing over me, I was at home, in bed with a few blankets on me

"Yeah I think so" I said rubbing my forehead

I noticed the Light amulet was around my neck

"When did this get on me?" I asked looking to it

It was an electric star as an amulet

Fluttershy shrugged and I assumed this to do with Tarin

"What happened?" Fluttershy asked

I told her the whole story

"Oh thats not good" She said

"I am going to go meet up with the other guys" I said getting up

"Okay be careful" She said

I flew out into town, the three others were gathered up

"Okay guys wanna go screw around in the everfree forest?" I asked

"YEA!" They all said simultaneously

We flew off into the everfree forest and found a nice comfy patch of what Azure called, "Pretty flowers"

We flew into the patch of blue flowers and began to play around in them like idiots

I saw Zecora walk by

"Beware! Beware, you pony folk! Those leaves of blue are not a joke" She said

I got the deepest loudest voice I could possibly make, "FUCK YOU I'MA PLAY IN ANY DAMN LEAVES I CHOOSE!"

She facehoofed and walked away

Tarin kicked down a tree

"Oh.. I meant to get apples. not break it" He said laughing

Aidan began to use his magic to turn a tree leaf into an apple

"There you go" He said giving it to Tarin

Azure put his nose into one of the flowers

"They smell nice" He said

We all laughed and screwed around for a little while then went back to each of our homes

The next morning

I let out a yawn but it did not sound right

I got out of the bed attempting to not wake up Fluttershy

I went to the mirror

I looked fine, but something seemed wrong

"Testing" I said out loud and it was most certainly, NOT LOUD

I had a voice, quieter, and softer than Fluttershy

I started to panic but made sure not to say anything

I quietly slipped out of the house

I flew to Pinkie's house

I went upstairs to Tarins room

I nudged him

"Ehmm?" He asked

I didn't respond, I pointed to the door

"Alright i'm coming" He said

He just sat there

"I can't move" He said

I picked him up and carried him off

I flew in the air carrying Tarin on my back

Some ponies gave me strange looks as I flew by

I flew to Twilights house

"Aidan here?" Tarin asked

"Why isn't Tristan talking?" Twilight asked

"I don't know" Tarin said

"And why aren't you moving yourself?" Twilight asked

"I woke up like this" He said

Aidan walked out

"Guys, My horn isn't working" He said

Azure walked into the house

He had a huge mustache wrapping all around his body

"Okay this is odd, i'll be back, i'm going to gather up everypony" Twilight said leaving

I sat Tarin down

"Tristan why aren't you talking?" Tarin asked

I Turned away

"Common, at least say something" Azure said

I shook my head

"Comon, comon, I know you can say somethin.." Tarin said

I turned away and Shook my head again

Twilight walked in as Aidan began to shake me

"Ahem" She said

He threw me against the wall

"Sorry" He said

I rubbed my head from the possible concussion I may have just suffered

I stood up and walked to the others

"So what is all of your problems?" Twilight asked

"I can't move" Tarin said

"I can't do magic" Aidan said

"I have a huge mustache... I mustache you a question" Azure said

"BUT YOU'LL SHAVE IT FOR LATER" Rarity said angrily

"What's wrong Tristan?" Fluttershy asked

I shook my head

"Come on, for me?" She asked giving me the puppy eyes

"I don't want to talk about it" I said

Everypony in the room burst out laughing other than Fluttershy, but especially Spike

"Dude, you have a softer and quieter voice then Fluttershy" Spike said laughing

Tarin gave Spike a brohoof

I felt humiliated, and exhausted already

"Oh man am I going to have a fun day" Tarin said

I sighed

"EVEN YOUR SIGHS ARE SOFT AND QUIET!" Tarin said bursting out into huge laughter

I almost instantly closed my mouth

"Well I have come to the conclusion-" Twilight said

"Boring!" Azure said rudely interrupting Twilight

"Lets go out on adventure!" Aidan said

"Ya!" Azure said

We all set out

"Wait! I know the-" Twilight said

"BORING!" Azure yelled as we all walked away

I was carrying Tarin

"Where are we going?" He asked as I was carrying him into the everfree forest

The others were close behind

I shook my head

"Yo, Tristanshy, c'mon sing for me, sing me a song" He said

I just kept walking

"Yo, C'mon, sing me a pretty song" He said

I dropped him on the ground, and just kept walking

Aidan and azure picked him up

"Come on, sing me a song Tristanshy. Do it" He said

I was walking angrily away

"You never even told us where we are going" Tarin said

"You will see" I said

They started smirking

"With that voice I can't even take you seriously!" Tarin said laughing

I rolled my eyes and kept walking

We walked through the everfree forest

We finally arrived at the place where the mane 6 defeated nightmare moon

We went inside

There was a scroll laying there

I picked it up and read it

"The riddle will be revealed when the one with the voice of an angel sings" The scroll said

"Fuck my life" I muttered

The other three all started laughing and pointing at me

"FML FML FML FML!" I said under my breath again

"What is this place Filled with so many wonders, Casting its spell that I am now under!

Squirrels in the trees, and the cute little bunnies...

Birds flying free and bees with their honey,

Honey~ Oh~ what a magical place,

And I owe it all to the pegasus race! If I knew the ground had so much up its sleeve

I'd have come here sooner and never leave.

Yes, I Love Everything!" I sang

Zecora walked over

"There you all are, I finally found you, come with me" She said

"Okay" Tarin said as we walked away

We walked back to ponyville

She mixed up some sort of bath thingy

She told us that it was the cure

Aidan and Azure picked up Tarin, Threw him in and he did a belly flop

"I hate you guys!" He said as he sank into the water, after breaking like ice

The others dove, in, then I backflipped in

Tarin swam out

"Woo I can move again" Tarin said

Aidan came up and did a spell, "I can use my magic again!"

Azure came up without a mustache

"God damnit" Azure said

Tarin then punched him and then said "Thats for throwing me in!"

I came up

"You good too Tristan?" Tarin asked

"HELL YEA" I said as deep and loud as I could

Aloe walked over, "It seems, that since you were in the poison joke for so long of a time, on the 9th of every month, you will feel the effects of poison joke for a day" She said

"Damnit, todays the 8th!" I said face slamming into a wall

(A/n Kinda Sorta Maybe Feeling a Bit less lazy? Review if you want.)