OTP Meme 13: Eating ice cream.

EDIT: Fixed some grammar. Don't worry- next chapter will be coming soon!

A/N: sdfghjklsdkj! I finally got Fire Emblem: Awakening today! I married Stahl on the fourth chapter, and I'm ridiculously over leveled along with him (he and I can take on an entire army with 0 damage) I FEEL SO HAPPY, SO I GIVE ALL READERS FREE INTERNET ICE CREAM. Reviewers receive a bonus invisible portal of awesomeness.

Stahl loved the summer. It was a time of relaxation to him, something that had stuck with him ever since he was young and attended school still. Most of all, up until now, he had loved eating ice cream the most.

Now, he had Sully in a 'swimsuit' (gods, those Anna sisters were quite the devious inventors) eating ice cream with him. Her face was as red as the clothing she wore, and she seemed ready to shrivel up and die on the spot. Stahl on the other hand, despite the somewhat unusual feeling of having the wind blow against his bare back, was somewhat enjoying himself.

"C'mon Sully, perk up! At least Frederick isn't training us right now!" Stahl elbowed his love softly, earning a small smile. However, looking into her eyes, he saw the smile was not meant for him.

She was watching a group of the male Shepherds playing a game quite intently, making Stahl's blood boil slightly. No, she wouldn't do that, right? She was probably excited to go out and enjoy the sun but, alas, was waiting off the ice cream so she wouldn't fall over in cramps like she did earlier that week (Stahl was certain it had something to do with her very dangerous mood in a non-Kjelle being born yet kind of way, but said nothing on the matter.) Of course, as soon as he managed to calm down, he heard a rather dreamy sigh coming from her side. "What's so interesting?" Stahl waved his spoon around in the air.

"Enjoying the view."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously Stahl, it's not every day you see the male Shepherds walking around shirtless," Sully grinned and pointed at the game. She giggled when Vaike fell face first into the sand and was stepped on by an overly competitive Gerome.

"B-but…" Stahl trailed off, uncertain as to what to say. Was he really that uninteresting? He was more average than he thought! He groaned and clutched his forehead between his knees.

"Brain freeze?" she still didn't look at him, much to his disappointment. He was having self-esteem issues here, and she was too busy staring at Frederick's crotch to even care.

"No Sully! It's you," he fell onto his back beside her and rolled from side to side. Suddenly, she burst out laughing, halting his frantic motions.

"I knew you'd get jealous," Sully poked his face teasingly, causing his eyebrow to twitch. "If there's one thing I know about you, it's that you get extremely jealous when I glance at a fellow male Shepherd for a moment too long."

Stahl's eyes widened in realization of her actions. "Was that a… test?"

"Gods, yes Stahl. It's always been you and, in my mind, you are definitely above average when compared to those guys," Sully nuzzled her face into the crook of his neck "Besides, did you honestly think I was into the idiot axe swinging type, the pampered prince, or, worse yet, men that look like children?"

"Well, most girls are."

"I'm not like most girls, Stallion," Sully raised an eyebrow at him, as if to say 'how many times have I told you this?'

"Sooo… you wanna go swimming now?" Stahl's eyes were hopeful. To be honest, he was tired of sitting around now. He wanted to dump a bucket of water on a very inattentive Kjelle, currently speaking with Severa about the many seashells she found.

Sully sighed and tilted her head to look more clearly at him. "Nah… I've got girl problems now."

Did she not just say she wasn't like most girls not long ago? Yet here she claims to share the same problem as them. "I thought you said-"

"Different girl problems," Sully's voice was grave, explaining in only three words something to confirm his suspicions. Stahl was definitely not curious about that problem of hers, so he instead took another bite of chocolate ice cream.

A/N: (The irony of this is that I married Sully with Ricken in the game... heheheh, whoops.) Sully in PMS scares Stahl.

Noire: CHOCOLATE AND THUNDER! … wait, that's not how-

Review to save him and help me!

Noire: DO NOT INTERRUPT ME, YOU BRIGAND!