AN: So I have no clue what happens in the in game story for this paralogue but oh well. I know there's plenty of Yukata fanservice...

In the inside I'm pulling my hairs out, not literary, since they Summer Scamble DLC came out and I just finished my section of it...well it's the aftermath of the battle but still! I watched like an entire playthrough of the stage...and there's so much LOling and AWWing moments.

One of my favorites is Tharja wanting Robin to put oil all over her body and we all know how Yandere she is for him, then later Robin kissing her lips instead of, if they're married. Speaking of Tharja I'm still questioning why nintendo 'censored' her booty! Photoshopping some curtains on her backside just made it even more...you know imaginative it's like she's wearing nothing at all, especially with the text box!

Then there's a big Aww moment for me when female Robin is just so happy with spending time at the beach with Chrom so she could make new memories. Then she went into depression ranting but Chrom shut her up with a kiss. I was like Chrom you are the man!

Um I guess spoilers ahead, since you know spotpass characters and such...yeah

Chapter 16: Hot Spring of Bonds Part 1

"This feels familiar."

Chrom felt a strong sense of deja vu. An Anna, who had blue hair, ran the resort asking for help. The group exterminated a risen problem but all the costumers left. Anna begged them to stay for the weekend at a reasonable discounted price. Chrom agreed so all the Shepherds had the entire bath house for themselves!

"Oh man the Vaike is so glad for this break!" the blonde smiled.

"We've just had a break last week now another?" wondered Lon'qu

"Well as long as there's no bugs getting on my candy." Gaius muttered.

He understood the questionable vacation but Chrom knew once he gets an opportunity he will take it, especially the discounts.

"Chrom, Emm and I are heading to our springs!" Lissa announced as she dragged her elder sister.

"...Later." Emmeryn struggled to speak with a smile.

The king was shocked to see his supposed dead elder sister who was trapped by bandits. So without hesitation they saved her but he was sadden when it was revealed she has amnesia and she struggles to simply speak. He took note on every Shepherd surprised as she joined them. Chrom understood why no one was willing to chat with her but luckily for him, Robin and the children were the ones that keep her company.

"Frederick do you think she'll ever recover?" wondered Chrom.

"Milord under these circumstances, I'm afraid not." shook the knight with a sad look. "Still we picked up very interesting allies."

"Indeed they're willing and they knew the risk." nodded Chrom.

Besides Emmeryn, Chrom was able to recruit the most unusual of allies but desperate times come for desperate measures. However his current situation made him doubt otherwise.

"Excellent tactic milord on allowing us to relieve stress with these hot springs!" praised Frederick. "Once we are ready for the final battle we will be in the best ocndition we could possible be."

"Well this is rather interesting, a king like you taking a break?" Gangrel approached with a smirk.

This man was the one responsible for Emmryn's death but after his defeat he was no longer king but a mere servant to brigands and troublesome folk. Chrom mocked him and, in a dark way, Gangrel's life is his.

"We must bring everyone's spirits as high as possible." pointed Chrom out.

"I though you only had one wife but now eleven?!" laughed Gangrel. "Oh my friend you are the sight of men would look up to."

"He has conquered me in battle and yet he conquers the people with his words and heart!" Walhart approached them. "His noble lineage is truly secure with all of his women. He is a god for he has conquered all those women in his chambers!"

"Not this again." sighed Chrom

He also gain an ally within Walhart the Conqueror, who he defeated at the lat war. Chrom was socked when the man led some risens through sheer willpower, yet he is not of the undead. When he joined the army and saw Chrom's wives, Walhart bowed to him as if he was a conqueror and praised him whenever he sees him. The most dangerous enemies became the most annoying allies.

"Chrom old pal, ignoring me trying to kill your sister and all, let's have a good relaxation at the springs with your boys, huh?" suggested Gangrel with a grin.

Chrom took many deep breaths in front of the ex-king. He knew this man no longer cares about his own life but being a merciful person he is, Chrom begged Robin to not send Gangrel to his death. The tactician patted him and told him not to worry, she won't change her tactics just because of old enemies are now in the army.

"Oh Chrom!" approached Aversa with a sultry smile. Her smile quickly frowned once she stared at Gangrel. "Oh it's you."

'What's that supposed to mean?!" the trickster wondered.

"Anyways Chrom have you seen my sister?" the dark rider asked.

When it was revealed Aversa was raised by Validar, Chrom wondered if she could possibly be a sibling towards Robin. However she revealed a shocking revelation, Validar murdered her parents and brainwashed her. Thus she wanted to redeem herself, just like Gangrel.

"I believe I last saw her with my other wives." recalled Chrom.

"My such a lucky man." Aversa chuckled as she held his chin. "I wonder if you have room for one more wife?"

Chrom had the strongest urge to look down and see something even bigger than Tharja's 'valleys'.

"E-Excuse me?" asked Chrom.

"Kidding dear." joked the woman as she walked away from the men. "Later."

The men stared at the direction she head ever so quietly.

"Milord time for relaxation." Frederick pointed out, already wearing a yukata.

"W-Where did you get that?" asked Chrom as he followed his loyal knight.

In the male's side of the hot spring all the men were enjoying themselves. Gregor and Vaike were flexing their muscles comparing each other. Gaius complaining his chocolates were melting due to the heat. Henry making the 'hottest' jokes while everyone around him groaned. Yarne keeping away from the hot water hoping it won't make him extinct. Laurent was taking temperatures of the water and wondering what was the boiling point. Overall the men were having some enjoyable times and the steam blew all their troubles away.

"Oh c'mon Inigo what's ya problem?" Brady whined.

"Steady my dear cousin!" Owain reaffirmed.

"Why am I helping you?" muttered Gerome.

"So after I'm done who's next?" wondered Inigo with a grin.

Unless you were these four, Inigo decided to be the pervert of the group and take a peek on the women's side. He was able to convinced his two brothers and cousin to aid him since the wooden wall between the two was very high.

"My sword hand mocks me for it believes this is wrong!" Owain proclaimed.

"Most of them are our Ma's y'know!" complained Brady.

"Well there is that lovely dark flier, Say'ry and of course our lady Naga!" Inigo grinned as he peaked over the wall.

"Don't you mean Tiki?" muttered Gerome with a sigh.

When they encountered Tiki, they were shocked to see the goddess in physical form. However revelations from the Naga at this time, revealed Naga is merely a title of the goddess and Tiki is supposed to be the successor. So the children were a bit confused and still mistakenly call her Naga, besides Lucina and Laurent.

"By the gods, her body is that of a goddess!" Inigo complimented as he could see some silhouettes through the heavy steam.

"I swear if peek on Ma, I'm gonna shove my staff right up yer-" Brady warned until he was silenced by Gerome's hand.

"Fool do you wish for our mothers to punish us?" asked Gerome though his mask hid worry.

The masked rider witnessed a rare event the other day at camp. Cherche had the scariest smile since she, like the other mothers, punished them for wooing girls at late night. They were caught when Inigo had the guts to make girls around him squeal in delight. The mothers saw them and reprimanded for their late adventure. They proclaimed it was past their 'bedtime'.

"Your Ma is sweet but when's she flips out..." shivered Brady. "Screw this I'm outta here!"

The thug faced priest hopped of the pile making Gerome get crushed by Owain and Inigo. The man had no regrets leaving his brother in that condition.

"W-Well it would be most a-awkward to witness my mother in all her natural beauty." Owain stuttered with a red face, he quickly lost character. 'I'll just be by Uncle Chrom if you need my Inigo."

Gerome quickly left cursing Inigo for the foolish plan and decided to stick with Yarne for the rest of the night.

"W-Well that's that." Inigo reassured himself.

Suddenly there was shouting on the other side of the wall.

"I swear I saw someone by the wall!" Nah screamed out.

"Y-Yeah someone's peeking on us!" Cynthia shouted.

"It is that fool of a brother and pervert Inigo!" bloodthirsty Noire pointed out with an evil laugh.

"Inigo you're so dead!" yelled a very angry Severa.

All the men stared at the flirt with amused eyes. Inigo stared at the wall in disbelief, he had hoped the steam would cover them but of course his sisters have some sort of sixth sense to know what he was doing. He stared towards the ceiling with a carefree smile.

"Why is it always me?!"

END AN: I know this DLC is coming out like around next week and maybe I should have put more story chapters into some of the story but too late now, it's more on these...

Oh wait I could do the festival one! Chronologically it's the first but...since it's a DLC map you can always replay it...

Well so in between these Scrambles I'm gonna need some paralogue ideas people! It could be anything, heck even something ridiculous like...IDK one of the children dreaming some whacky stuff or maybe I should do some serious ones like Lucina's Odyssey...Wow that one's in...

So hope you enjoy this chapter and have a wonderful day/night! (Whenever you read this!)