"So how come you guys are made of bones when we fleshy worms don't have bones?" asked one of the fleshy worms. "And isn't it contradicting considering that you might be us after that squirrel rolled us over or something?"
"I don't know, this world we live in is fictional, and not for kids!" replied the tiny undead worm at the end of the hill next to the bigger one, with all the other undead worms agreeing.
"I agree! Fictional because it's a fan fic!" said one of the other undead worms.
Suddenly, a huge boney hand came in, holding Conker, then dropping him on the road.
"Well well well. Look who it is. Someone we hate. Because they barrel rolled over us!" said one of the fleshy worms.
"Oh hey guys! I saw my great-great-great-great-great grandpa and The Great Mighty Poo while I was in hell." said Conker, ignorant to the situation he was in with the worms.
"...So?" said one of the worms.
"So I got the game programmer to do me a favor." said Conker.
Conker quickly ran back to Windy, with Mr. Barrel coming in and crushing all the worms again, killing them.
"Gee. I wonder if all this will contradict what happens 200 years from now when that professor returns and once again gets his Tediz against SHC." said Conker to himself as he swam in the river and back to Windy through the waterfall.
Meanwhile back with our feminine farting er...ferret?... Berri was still ripping huge ones as her powerful gas began to stink up the Windy air, and with the windmill gone, her bad gas practically stayed in the area as it accumulated from Berri's butt, which appeared puffed up from her tight, pink jeans.
"Like, good thing there's no one around..." she said to herself, holding her big butt with both hands as louder and raunchier farts that we're at time wet came out of her perfect ass, her panties getting gradually browner. "My gosh why can't I stop?" Berri smacked her butt cheeks, which caused her to release a huge blast of gas that literally blasted her up the worm hill to the windmill's former place, a trail of green, smelly gas behind her as she farted her way to to the windmill, losing her balance and falling in, landing on her big, beautiful and gassy butt as it released another gas blast that lifted her off the ground for 5 seconds. Berri groaned in pain as she got up and rubbed her butt, which continued passing gas as she noticed the nearby tunnel and decided to check it out.
Meanwhile, Birdy the Scarecrow was snooping behind the log, having seen the whole thing and fapping his straw penis along to Berri's beautiful and well shaped butt with all it's putrid gas constantly pooting out of it. Birdy clumsily and slowly tried to make his way up the hill, following Berri as he wanted more arousal from her.