AN: Hey remember the 1st one? Well here's a second one! Oh Chrom you...you're just the man! I hope you make it to the next Super Smash Brothers game...or maybe Lucina...
Jeez thanks for all these ideas guys! Makes me feel happy! (Wow don't I sound selfish) Anyways like I said before updates will be slower from here on out...unless you didn't read that part at the previous end AN...
Well enjoy this chapter!
Paralogue 8: Wedding Bouquet 2
Another day at Yliseen castle, Chrom looked very bored at his throne. His eyes wandered around the throne room full of disinterest.
"Chrom, you there?" Nowi asked waving her hands in front of the man.
He had Nowi by his side today, though he wondered where the rest of his wives were at the moment. He smile at the cute manakete wife he had by his side.
"It's not fair!" she pouted, though it seemed like a cute glare.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
He knew how the girl compared to the other women, Nowi's factor wasn't much of her body but much of her wisdom of 1000 years. Though he didn't see much of it, he caught a glimpse of it when she eased her daughter's worries.
"Everyone looks so good at their wedding dresses but you never gave me one!" the manakete whined.
"W-Well we couldn't find we right size for you." he reasoned.
At the royal tailors, Chrom was able to convince the owner to give him as many wedding dresses as possible. However when Nowi tried them out she was too big for each of them. He recalled Frederick going to the store and demanding custom made dresses, but he kept it a secret.
"Just because I'm not as big as Tharja or Robin!" she complained some more.
"Don't worry Nowi you'll have your perfect wedding." Chrom shrugged.
The doors were suddenly opened and noise entered the room. Chrom sighed while Nowi's interests piked up at the ones entering. The king gasped at the beloved sights right in front of him!
"Father these dresses are fantastic!" beamed Lucina as she twirled around.
"Sheesh this makes me feel poofy." blushed Cynthia. "I can't even trip hooray!"
"I had nothing better to do anyway." scoffed Severa.
"W-Wow these are amazing." Noire smiled at her father.
"It fits but yet it shows off my muscles." Kjelle muttered.
"Wow they actually have sizes for us manaketes!" Nah grinned.
Chrom and Frederick swore a secret to each other. All the wedding dresses they 'obtained' were hidden in a Yliseen secret stash on his bedroom. They promised each other to prevent any of his daughters to marry, due to his fatherly instincts. He kept a calm facade but he was panicking at the inside.
"Not like that one time I entered that alternate universe." Chrom sighed to keep his losing cool.
"Father, father look I'm a bride!" Morgan yelled and twirled around just like Lucina. "I'm gonna get married!"
He felt his heart stopping just for a quick moment. The king stared at his daughters who were giggling together, even Severa.
"You'll have the best wedding compared to us Morgan!" Lucina jumped with joy.
"Really?" Morgan's eyes brightened up.
If Owain was here that child would be proud, Chrom's hand was twitching for falchion. He had a broken smile in front.
"So Nah where did you get those dresses?" asked Nowi excitedly as she jumped towards her future daughter.
"Apparently there was a secret room under father's bed." described Nah. "Good hiding spot father don't worry it's a father and daughter's secret together, hehe."
He was shocked to hear Nah's little giggle. Chrom knew how cute it seemed to sound but he always thought she was one of the more serious children, in contrast to Nowi's childishness.
"S-So Morgan," Chrom called out, eye twitching.
"Yes father?" smiled Morgan excitedly.
"Who exactly are you going to..." Chrom began and he had to gulp to finish his last word. "Marry?"
His youngest daughter turned to him with the biggest smile in the world. One of his lovely princesses was staring straight into his eyes, the girl was blushing. He realized his other daughters were giving him a very familiar stare his wives give him.
"Y-You father!" Morgan answered so innocently. "Mother told me I should marry the man I truly love, and that's you!"
He can only gasped from the answer. Chrom wanted to choke from his tears that threatened to fall down.
"Father is the number one hero in my world!" declared Cynthia.
"F-Father's the only man worthy to spent time with." blushed Severa.
"Father I love you!" shouted Lucina full of joy.
The king of Ylisee knew how wrong this sounded. Their innocent declarations were genuine but he knew the children didn't know the different type of loves in human lives.
"Oh oh Chrom I wanna get that dress!" Nowi pointed to Nah.
He needed these children to learn about the aspects of human society. The difference between what is acceptable and not, especially to his daughters. Chrom saw all of his daughters approaching him with blushes and smiles.
"Lucina, Morgan I love you as well," nodded Chrom, actually having some self control. "However your affection towards me is that of a child to their parent."
"B-But mother said-" began Lucina.
"You girls have to learn the different kinds of love." interrupted Chrom.
All of them had doubtful looks but they nodded nonetheless. As all of his daughters left the throne room and he was left with Nowi.
"So Chrom when can I get my wedding dress?" she wondered as she played with a shining stone.
Chrom gulped in fear knowing how Nowi could get whenever she got impatient. Still he was able to convince his daughters to not love him as a man. He knew it was so wrong but he was aware of some of his ancestors loving their cousins. So the king pinched himself, convinced it was just a dream.
"Huh?" he wondered outloud.
He was back at his tent alone. He had to go through another insane dream, but it was worse compared to the last one! He slapped his own forehead realzing what must be done quickly before it escalated.
"Gotta get 'Uncle Frederick' to teach his nieces about the different kinds of love."
End AN: ... I don't encourage incest, not one bit. Of course that applies to real life. In video games, shows and other media well...that's different. I'm pretty sure we've seen shows where the brother and sister seemed a 'little too close' for comfort but that's a show! Stupid incest is wincest jokes but some of them...look hot. Oh Gods slap me Owain!
"OW!"
Ummm Owain and Lucina support that is all.
So another topic would be hey guys have you've been enjoying this so far? Pace, is to too quick or slow? Humor, is it sufficient or should I pull jokes that seemed immorally wrong like this one? :P Grammar...yup my weakpoint. Chapter lengths, do you care if it's just around 1000 words or should it be more?
Just tell me your thoughts and opinions on these things.
