Berri was outside of the Cock and Plucker, having gotten away from Windy, and having farted loudly the whole way, her pink jeans puffed up and stained on the back as a result.
"Ok, so this is like, the one place that Conker is usually at." Berri claimed, before farting loudly again, her rotten gas sounding like a loud trombone, then getting deeply pitched as the back of her pink jeans puffed up, getting dirtier than ever. "My gosh, I should like, change before I go in that pub!"
Suddenly, Birdy popped out of the ground, catching Berri off guard as she farted a squeaky one, while Birdy kept wobbling back and forth as he spoke. "Hey! It's me! Mr.- Oh, eh...I mean eh, who...are eh, you?" he asked, somehow forgetting that he was chasing her because of her sexy farting.
"I'm Berri. I'm looking for Conker, who happens to me a red squirrel." Berri responded, farting a silent but deadly one. "And who are you?"
Birdy continued wobbling back and forth, tilting forward as he kept speaking. "Oh! I uh, saw a red squirrel too! Yeah. OH! My name? Eh...Birdy."
Berri looked at Birdy in confusion. "Beardy? But you like, don't have a beard!"
Birdy shook his head back and forth. "No. Birdy. I scare birdies! Eh...you know, it's funny, because eh, that squirrel of yours, he eh...got confused too."
"Can you just like, tell me where he is?" Berri farted loudly again, the tuba-like gas knocking out some of the nearby passing squirrels that were walking in or out of the pub, causing her to place her hands on her butt over the stain, trying to cover it as she pooted silently.
"Oh! Eh...Try the pub. I don't know...Nighty night." Birdy quickly took out a bottle of alcohol, drinking it as he then fell asleep.
Berri sighed as she walked into the pub, trying to hold in her smelly ass gas as she looked for Conker. Some of the guys in the pub started eyeing Berri, noticing her sexy body and her big butt, surprisingly not noticing the brown stain on it.
The Bartender also noticed, staring at Berri as he accidently poured alcohol on another squirrel's head, not noticing. "Oh hey. We don't get many ladies in this here pub! What brings you here?"
Berri walked up to the Bartender. "I'm like, here to find Conker. Where like, is he?"
The Bartender got a towel, wiping off the counter as he spoke. "Haven't seen him in a while. He cheated me out of free alcohol with a cheat code, got drunk, then I went to the back, and when I came back, he was gone."
Berri looked around for a moment, then back at the bartender. "Well, if you like, see him again, I wanna be like, the first to know-"
Suddenly, Berri farted much louder, her gas echoing throughout the bar as the rotten smell caused all the other squirrels to either gag or pass out, except for the Bartender, who fanned the air, trying to get the smell away.
"Umm, lady, the bathroom is over there." he pointed out, pointing at the bathroom door with one hand while fanning away Berri's foul smelling gas with the other, with Berri blushing in embarrassment as she fanned the smelly air around her butt, farting more silent but deadlies as she did.