AN: So we all know of this DLC right? French Anna... underground farms...people lampshading about 'getting stronger' if they kill these risens...

Well enjoy!

Chapter 20: Vegetable Risens?

"Zank you monsieur Chrom and ze Shepherdz for takin ze risen problem in your handz!"

The supposed 'french' Anna waved happily as the Shepherds descend to the battleground. Chrom sighed and wondered to himself why he could only bring a certain amount of people with him. He could summarize it in a few words. "Le sigh."

"Apparently these risens don't like seeing an army so just a few of us will handle it." explained Robin.

'"Indeed I am strong enough but I do believe my other siblings should partake in his battle." nodded Lucina.

The two women glanced at each other and sighed, knowing their own conclusions.

"Chrom take care of the kids." Robin requested.

"Yes father please watch over some of them." Lucina added.

Chrom had a confused look at the two and just nodded. He took note of Brady and Yarne being pushed by Severa and Owain towards him.

"H-Hey what gives!" whined Brady.

"D-Don't let them eat me!" Yarne cried.

"Moron these are vegetarian risens!" Severa shouted.

"Gifted cook and musician you must use this chance to match our level!" described Owain.

The leader knew most of the soldiers were strong enough and wondered who were the weaker soldiers. He glanced towards some of the more unusual allies.

"So good king who're you gonna pick?" asked Gangrel with a grin.

"Just say the word Chrom." Yen'Fay nodded.

"I believe the youngsters could use the experience." Priam added wisely. "So I'm out!"

"Well I'm not gonna waste time killing these things, I'll just have a good chat with your wives." Aversa waved away.

"No...thank...you" Emmeryn struggled to say with a smile.

"These incompetent creatures must be destroyed immediately!" Walhart declared. "I will join in the fray for these substances from the earth must be saved and nourished by us!"

Everyone looked at Walhart like he was insane again. Most of the Shepherds took a good couple of steps back, while Chrom just sighed. "Ok Walhart you're in the group."

Cynthia raised her hand, eagerly excited for the action. She was one of the couple of shepherds who saw not enough and not too much. She was screaming to Chrom. "Me too, father, me too!"

Noire was pushed towards Chrom. She turned back to see the glaring Tharja right at her! She scuffled away and approached Chrom. "I-I'll join as well f-father!"

The king nodded towards his children and the conqueror. He was giving out his hand to see if anymore needed the 'experience', afterall they did survive two wars.

"Allow me to join milord, for I need battle experience myself!" Maribelle arrived with a satisfied look. She was holding a tome very closely. "Don't worry, dear Robin, Tharja and even Henry taught me the arts of the tome."

"Ma's joining too!?" Brady cried out.

Chrom can only sigh at the group he was bringing. He waved towards Robin and lucina, who led the others back to the outrealm gate.

"Alright Chrom, just keep Walhart on one of the ends!" instructed Robin.

He sighed again glaring at the tactician, who was still directing him despite not participating in the battle. Chrom was about to place the volunteers in their respective positions but Robin had to intervene.

"Maribelle and Brady should be at the back as last resorts and could finish off any weakened risens!" suggested Robin.

Chrom took many deep breaths and was shaking. He kept a straight face as he ordered the others. "Alright Cynthia, Yarne-"

"Cynthia, Yarne cover the other end and make sure to pair up to be more efficient!" Robin directed the children.

"Oh c'mon I was gonna say that!" snapped Chrom.

"Noire stay by your dad, be in front!" the tactician ignored Chrom's sudden outburst. Robin was resisting to chuckle at the fuming Chrom, he just looked so cute pouting.

The king actually just wanted to try to be like Robin, just once! From positions to directions, Chrom got some of the basic aspects of how Robin strategizes when he was with her. Instead Robin was still doing it, then again he should have told her he wanted to try being a tactician.

"Father?" asked Noire nervously.

Though tacticians were masters of sword and tome. Unfortunately, anything that's not Falchion gets broken quiet easily by the exalt's hands. Also he never was interested in the magic side of things. Chrom was glad he kept on being a lord. Still he wanted-

"Insolence father why do you not pay attention to your daughter!?" demanded Noire so suddenly.

Chrom's train of thought was derailed by his daughter's outburst. He gave her a nervous smile and patted he head.

"Don't worry Noire I got your back." reassured Chrom.

Both he and Noire were now glaring at all the fleeing risens that were heading to their direction. It was now time to stop these vegetarian monsters from ever stealing vegetable grown at...underground ruins...by vegetarian risens. Chrom shook his head and prepared for battle.

"Y-You can do it Chrom!" Cordelia cheered.

"Yeah knock them good!" Sumia shouted.

"Kick those bastard asses!" cursed out Sully.

The others who stayed behind had a very good view of the battle. Robin was still snickering on what she did. They could here the many skirmishes and comments going on, since it did echo.

"Am I back at my earlier Shepherd days where I scare off crop thieves." Chrom sighed not feeling any stronger at all. "Yup like the old days."

"This sudden surge of strength!" shrieked Noire as she took down a risen with one arrow. "I-It's a curse! Father help me!"

"I, Cynthia bane of Risens, am growing stronger!" the young pegasus knight cheered very loudly. "Daddy I'm catching up!"

"A-Alright! T-The taguel race is gonna be stronger!" grinned Yarne, who was in his beast form.

"Holy smokes I can feel power!" gasped Brady. "Better not mess with me or Ma."

"I won't be satisfied until I'm the very best!" smirked Maribelle. "Do you hear that darling the very best!"

"True conquerors eschew meat and dine on the bounty of the earth! Would you deny me sustenance!?" Walhart wondered loudly, which the risen in front of him simply looked at him. "Then you will pay!"

"Walhart loves his veggies, huh?" asked Robin as she glanced at the rest of the Shepherds.

End AN: Muahaha seriously Walhart is just ridiculous when he joins you, right? I did look at the wiki and he's waayyy stronger when he joins you...then again him being all high and mighty with his fancy speeches make it amusing...especially if he gets a stick.

By the way if you noticed some lines being familiar...yes they were straight from the script.

Well I was just wondering if you guys don't mind the not everyday update anymore...it's just a two to three days update now. To me I could take breaks and think out more situations but I hope you're not impatient enough. Sorry...

ANYWAYS...Enjoy your day/night! (Whenever you read this chapter!)