AN: Got the random idea because the third movie is coming out. it's funny...I haven't even watched the 2nd one XD!

Well before you read, make sure you read this so it's like not confusing. Chronologically this happened waaaaaayyyyyyyy back, like after the prologue but before the first chapter, aka Inigo...so enjoy!


Paralogue 9: Hangover Part 1

The king of Ylisee stared upon the dark skies with a peaceful smile. The stars shined and blink as if they were talking to him. He realized his men, as usual, were enjoying were drinks and meals. He sighed and got lost in his memories. He thought back to all of the precious moments he had, when he was still young and such, until one memory bothered him.

"By the gods why can't I recall my anniversary?" he wondered with a grim thought.

It was two years of marriage with Maribelle and at the second year they were traveling all over Ylisee. Chrom recalled he recently met his future daughter at that time, thus none of the others were there.

"The Vaike gives Chrom a toast!" the blonde warrior shouted with a glass of wine.

"Indeed it is his second year of marriage with milady." nodded Frederick as he too drank.

"Gregor knows you king will get jiggly with it, with hot wife!" laughed Gregor

"Well gotta grab my candy after." grumbled Gaius.

"Thanks guys." smiled Chrom

All five of them laughed together as they drank their beverages. It was already late morning and most of the camp were asleep. Yet they didn't realized one thing about their drinks.

"So Gregor believes we should joke our comrades in arms, yes?" wondered a drunk mercenary.

"By the gods genius plan!" chuckled Frederick who let a little more loose.

"The Vaike would like to correct it's prank!" hiccuped Vaike with the biggest grin on his face.

"S-So anybody wonder who Bubbles will hook up with?" asked Gaius

"H-Hey lets!" agreed a giggidy Chrom.

The men decided to cause a bit a mayhem throughout the camp and enjoy themselves at the same time. Nobody was spared by their mischief and foolishness, not even Maribelle. Right now it was late morning and only four of the men were waking up in Chrom's tent.

"Crappy hangover." sighed Gaius as he rubbed his head.

"Indeed but most fun of anytime, yes?" chuckled the eldest of the group. "Though Gregor not recall what we do."

"So not just the Vaike, huh?" the blonde wondered.

"These posters!" gasped Frederick as he tore one down.

He recalled suggesting Chrom about raising troop morale and his lord was truly against. Against it enough that he would run to every single tent just to take them all down. There was nothing wrong with the poster, it just showed off his lord's bare stature with a sword covering his male parts.

"What in gods name did we do?" wondered Frederick as his eyes became terrified.

"I was gonna ask you that Knight." responded a grumpy Gaius

"Last thing Teach remember is taking a good drink of that one bottle we all had." Vaike recalled.

"Yes, yes very good quality." agreed Gregor.

Despite the discussion, Lissa decided to barge into the tent with her happy attitude.

"Rise and shine big bro, time for some good old breakfast!" sang Lissa, not even realizing who was in the tent. "Hey I wanna go to town after, with Frederick of course, is that all right?"

"Hey Princess!" Gaius called out with a frown. "My ears..."

The blonde princess took notice of the residents at the tent. She knew these guys were with him last night and blushed at Frederick.

"H-Hey Frederick about last night..." started Lisaa as she stared at the knight.

"Yes?" asked the stoic Frederick, though at the inside he was panicking.

"Umm nevermind, see ya guys at breakfast, though the camp seems to either be mad at you or loving you." said Lissa as she vanished from their sights.

The four men looked at each other with wary looks worried and confused. Until one of them started to shake in delight.

"So Knight finally loosens up with Princess huh?" snickered the thief.

"The Vaike approves, Frederick!" said warrior was giving the armored butler a thumbs up.

"Yes yes, Gregor knew knightly man is big soft pillow with princess!" Gregor chuckled.

All the men were laughing at the growling and blushing Frederick, until Lissa barged in again.

"So guys have you seen my brother?' she asked.

"Wait Blue's not with you guys?" wondered Gaius.

"Well last night it was you five guys and you guys don't know where he is?!" a baffled Lissa screamed out.

All of them gasped at the sentence. They were shocked from five of them drinking away and having fun to waking up with only four of them intact. The four men shivered and wondered how Chrom's future daughter would react from this situation.

"Blue missing not good." Gaius sighed.

"No no, not good for morale and leader missing big no!" Gregor shook his head.

"C'mon guys the Vaike will find him, in no time!" Vaike announced.

"Milord where could he ended up and what in gods name did we do last night?" wondered Frederick.

Today is a day where these four will have their greatest challenge. A day where their only allies are themselves while everyone else is against them. Today they will embark on a quest to find their missing leader, before his future daughter slices them up. Today this is their hangover.


End AN: So plotwise whattaya think, gonna be fun, right? Well typing it was fun for me and I hope you guys at least watched the first movie to understand what is going on and such...

Enjoy your day/night!