AN: Holy Naga on a Grima! I just got this ridiculous idea from some fan comic I've read throughout some sites. Umm no it's not Fire Emblem fan comics...though there was this one I found where Lissa had a nightmare where her husaband, Robin, married the other females as well.

If you know what it was inspired by then congrats!

Well heads up for Inigo abuse chapter, I have nothing against him at all. He's actually one of my favorite characters mostly since he's voiced by Liam O'Brien. It's just his supports tend to ending up on the wrong side for him. His unluckiness at the game is just intensified here, just like how Chrom is like really overprotective I will kill you without a second thought, kind of guy with his children and wives.

Chapter 21: Girl Training

"Alright Yliseen princesses, up and at'em!"

All of the future girls were looking at Robin with total confusion. They were all awakening by sudden noises and wondered if they were under attack. However it was just Frederick, who was banging frying pans. He instructed the girls to meet up with Robin at the training grounds, while the guys were free. As they head towards the destination, the girls took note of their mothers giving them reassuring smiles.

"Um Robin what's this about?" asked Lucina. who raised her hand.

"Good thing you asked Lucy." the grandmaster tactician grinned. "Well today's special training involves you girls not depending on your obvious talents!"

"Well you can't exactly teach me manakete tricks." muttered Nah.

"We know of your great ability on being able to adapt to a new class." Kjelle pointed out.

The children lost count on how many times did Robin tried out different fighting styles. They were shocked on how naturally it came for the woman, plus Morgan was always right behind her with the same class.

"Nope nothing about those." Robin shook her head.

"T-Then w-what is it about?" wondered Noire.

"You girls are not only Yliseen princesses with great skills like Aether," began Robin as she looked at everyone else. "You girls are growing women, and you must learn to prove other men, that you are not fragile or crybabies!"

"Pfft like Brady." muttered Severa, which a couple of them giggled.

"B-But Brady is one of the nicer brothers!" retorted Cynthia, while everyone else agreed right away.

"Girls!" Robin got their attention. "You will learn that sometimes it is better for you to be feared by men, than to cowered from them!"

"H-How do w-we do that?" Noire asked.

Robin took out a training dummy. Though it was a strange sight for the dummy to have a mop of blue on top of it's head. The dummy was filled with scribbles and markings, especially the right shoulder. She presented it with pride and joy, as if it was the greatest sight to behold.

"Now let Auntie Aversa demonstrate!" Robin grinned again.

The dark flier approached the group with a sultry smirk. The dark flier, not on her pegasus, slowly walked towards the dummy. Her smirk quickly turned into a frown then into a glare.

"Gangrel you buffoon!" she screamed suddenly and quickly slapped the training dummy's head off!

"Woah!" was the reaction from the future children.

"Thanks Aversa!" Robin thanked her adopted sister.

"No problem sister." waved Aversa.

The tactician turned towards the the shocked girls with a grin.

"So what happened?" asked Robin.

"Woah aunt Aversa has a strong slap, mother." Morgan reacted

"S-She just knocked the head off." grumbled Severa.

"Such powerful strength!" Kjelle gasped.

"Girls, your answer?" Robin asked again.

"W-Well Aversa approached the dummy, then insulted the dummy, then finally slapped the dummy." answered Lucina.

Robin nodded towards her. "Alright good job Lucina, so how do we interpret this at all?"

Nah raised her hand, for a question. "Was the dummy meant to imitate father? However Aversa screamed Gangrel which I don't get at all."

"Well Chrom would have been a good example for me and the other girls, you know." shrugged Robin. "Alright another demonstration, this time by Aunt Emmy!"

Once she said that, Emmeryn arrived with her usual smile. This time though her smile seemed very chilly and unnerving for some strange reason. She approached the dummy, with it's head taped up. Everyone got closer just to hear the sage's words.

"Gangrel...bad...bad..." she scolded softly until she violently whack the staff on the dummy's chest.

Meanwhile back at the main part of camp, Gangrel was playing a few good card games with Chrom, Walhart, Frederick and Priam.

"Why do I get this feeling someone wants to kill me?" he thought but shrugged it off.

Back with our all girl training, Robin explained the situation towards the confused girls. When a woman sees a man doing something very foolish or just plain stupid, they could react very violently and make a scene so no one will mess with that woman.

"So just like how Sevy acts then?" Cynthia asked.

"W-What?!" was the respond from the female mercenary.

"Well I must enforce the men of this camp to not underestimate me." Kjelle told herself.

"She's got all that armor, I'm pretty sure they're intimidated." thought Lucina.

The tactician coughed to get everyone's undivided attention. She smiled at all of them as Morgan brought out another dummy, with dyed blue mop on it's head, again. She was about to demonstrate her's. "Chrom you dense idiot!"

"M-Mother slapped f-father!" gasped Morgan

"S-She slapped her husband." Nah said.

"He's not my official husband yet." corrected Robin.

Meanwhile back at camp, at the card game between powerful men, Chrom shivered and had a thought. "Why do I have this dreadful feeling? Maybe I should spend more time with my wives? But who? Nowi? Always plays house. Panne? She just glares at me. Olivia? Too shy, but cute. I swear it's someone else!"

Robin's slap echoed throughout the training grounds, scaring the girls. She sighed to herself, reliving some stress. Lucina and the others looked at each other with hesitating looks, as Robin brought out more of the same dummies.

"Now it's your turn!" gestured Robin.

Each and every girl stood in front of a dummy, though they were very unsure on what to do. All of them looked at each other for some advice, but they were too nervous to say anything to each other.

"Just say the name of someone you love but hate when he does something stupid!" Robin shouted out suddenly.

Even with the obvious advice, the girl's were quite hesitant, even Severa. The silence was just getting tenser until one of them finally got it.

"Insolence, Inigo you sick minded buffoon!" Noire screamed with a grin as she slapped her dummy.

"Inigo you moron!" Severa shouted.

"Inigo, spend more time with your sisters, not those hussies!" raged Cynthia.

"I will show you Inigo, how it feels to work out." Kjelle declared.

"I'm gonna squash you if you annoy me more you damn flirt!" Nah yelled out.

Everyone was getting the hang of it, and for some reason all their pent up anger was towards the dancer's son. Lucina felt bad but she did recall one of the dumbest things the flirt ever did.

"If you're gonna practice dancing, don't use it as an excuse to grab me!" the eldest daughter of Chrom screamed out.

Returning to the camp where the brothers were hanging out, by the dining tent, they were all messing around. Owain was able to get Gerome to do some sort of heroic poses with him. While Yarne and Brady were getting experimented by Laurent, via race difference. Meanwhile Inigo stood there smiling usual as he kept an eye on his brothers.

"Why do I have this feeling of dread? Hopefully I did not prvoked another of my sisters' wrath. They're jealously is much like our mothers, mostly wanting to spend time with family, but I too have friend outside of the camp. Maybe not actual friends, but maiden friends." he thought. "Again the feeling is coming back, by the gods what did I do this time?!"

Morgan only looked at her many sisters full of confusion. Inigo is her favorite brother, because he always love her hugs. Also he treats her really nice and says really nice things about her. She felt really special and not a child whenever they are together. A blush was forming around her face.

"B-But I like big brother." complained the girl.

"Then someone else Morgan." suggested Robin as she patted her child's head.

Majority of the camp always treated her really nice but that was the problem. She held no hatred for anybody, her friends, her parents, and her siblings. Morgan thought back more and more until her mind drew something.

"Owain let me help you write your novel!" Morgan started rather loudly. "Yarne you should stop hiding behind me, you're the bigger brother! Brady please let me help you be assistant composer! Gerome let me use Minerva as well! Laurent stop using big words on me, it hurts my head!"

All of the others stopped and observed Morgan's hidden pent up anger towards her siblings. Her cute smiles and faces always seemed to be their weakness but even seeing her pout just made her looked more adorable than ever.

"I-Inigo t-treat me more s-special and I-I'll give you more hugs!" the tactician in training ended.

Lucina and the others stood there shocked by Morgan's sudden bursts of declarations, while Robin had a proud smile.

"Well I can't blame you for having a brother complexity, Morgan." shrugged Robin. "Then again I can't blame any of you kids for all of you acting like the way you all are. Anyways good job for today!"

All the girls nodded dumbly and were walking away, back to their shared tent. Severa and Cynthia nodded to each other as they walked next to Morgan.

"Someone has a crush on brother Inigo." Cynthia sang as she poked Morgan's squishy cheek. "So when?"

"Tell us Morgan, so we can make sure Inigo doesn't make you feel lonely like back at the restaurant." teased Severa.

She remembered the incident, despite the chaotic happenings mostly by a drunker cousin of theirs, Severa had small glances a the youngest out of pure concern. HEr frown, at the time, got deeper and deeper as Inigo ignored his youngest sister.

"What I don't have a crush on big brother!" blushed Morgan.

"Well I'm pretty sure he couldn't believe his little sister is this cute." the young pegasus knight pointed out.

"Yeah with your innocent look and smile, you can make any guy's heart melt, but they have to go through us!" nodded Severa with a smirk.

"S-Stop it!" Morgan cried out as she hid behind Lucina.

"Aww she really is so cute!" cooed Nah.

"I-Indeed." agreed Noire.

END AN: Well whatcha think? Good? Bad? Terrible? WTF? I don't know, I can't read minds so tell me!

So I was kinda surprised on some of you guys actually kinda knowing about Hangover, then again it is 'mainstream'...pfft not really a hipster...sorta...I do wear flannels, beanies, I have wear glasses, and love listening to music so got my earphones hanging...oh god I look like one! Then again I love to dance, be sarcastically a smart ass towards my friends, make people laugh with my comments, listen to more underrated bands and house music..oh god the symptoms! WHY AM I TELLING YOU SOME OF MY LIFE?!

Uhh just ignore the top statement, hehehe. Well the last of the DLC is out in America so I'm gonna watch the Future of Despair vids, (They called it Future Past here...what?! Sounds stupid, FoD sounds waaayyyyy cooler!

Ughhh word count (including the ANs) made this around 2k words...alright gotta stop...I'm adding more words! NOOOO!

Enjoy your day/night! (Maybe I should have a new end saying...)