AN: We should know this DLC right? Easy money map... everyone complaining about the risen stealing their gold...meh.

I've been wondering if the update in a few days is perfectly fine for you guys? I'm just curious, to me I could take more of my time and such. How about you guys you don't mind this?

So if any of the lines seemed familiar...'There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know' pfft not that line!

Enjoy!

Chapter 22: Robing Risen?

"Risen? Thieves? Oh gods Risen Thieves? Look out everyone!"

Robin screamed those words rather very loudly at her tent. The tactician felt her nose being squished and glanced at the occupants within her tent. A sheepish Chrom and giggling Lucina stood before her.

"Alright which one of you two woke me up?" she asked with narrowed eyes.

Before Chrom could say anything, Lucina blurted out an explanation. "Father said you looked vulnerable and cute when fast asleep and he was reminded by something aunt Lissa did before, which made you say complete nonsense."

"Vulnerable huh?" the tactician wondered with eyebrow raised.

"W-Well you do look cute when fast asleep." Chrom complimented with a smile.

"And when I'm awake?" asked Robin.

Chrom knew this was one of the harder aspects on being a husband. The wife simply asking if she does look good at particular clothing or her current look. Chrom knew he shouldn't answer right away, since he'll be accused of not even looking, and not answer too long, since she'll make her own accusations. Either way it's a lose-lose for the supposed luckiest man of Ylisee.

"You look as beautiful as you are." Chrom worded out carefully.

Before Robin could respond, Lissa and Frederick barged into the tent. Both of them, mostly Lissa, looked in total distress. Fredrick's eyes were full of worry as he stared right at his lord.

"What's wrong you two?" Chrom asked the couple.

"Chrom this is bad!" Lissa began her screaming. "The Risen stole all our gold!"

"Our entire war chest?!" gasped the brother.

"Whoops I meant my own personal gold." a sheepish Lissa corrected herself. "My entire nest egg has been robbed! Those blasted risens took my entire life savings!"

He had the strongest urge to slap his forehead for his sister's antics. The dramatic sayings was really passed down to his nephew, but he took it to a whole new level. Chrom shook his head "Nest egg?"

"Milord those ghouls went off with my savings as well." sighed Frederick.

Suddenly Chrom thought he saw Frederick's eyes burning with passion.

"We should strike back at once!" he proclaimed. "Teach them a lesson about touching my-er I mean from robbing other good folk. For the sake of the future generation!"

Now Chrom decided to slap his forehead from what he was hearing from these two. He know knew it wasn't just Lissa's cause on why Owain is...Owain. The couple left the group alone as they all looked at each other rather awkwardly.

"And that's my cue to set up position, Lucina you're coming with me." Robin directed.

"I wonder if any of the others' golds have been taken." the princess muttered.

Chrom can only sigh as he too got ready for battle. The battle was surprisingly easy, well for Chrom, since the risen here were very busy holding onto huge bags of gold. He glanced at the other Shepherds taking them down and taking the gold for themselves.

"Give Mom's gold back! What a rotten thing to..." Owain began but realized his out of character moment. He coughed to clear his voice. "Repent, foul takers of my mother's beloved and shiny fortunes, today you shall pay only in blood!"

Chrom knew how much of a mother's boy Owain tended to be. It was clearly obvious since he would spend more time with her than his cousins.

"How could you steal from me?!" cried Morgan as she pout at the risen. "Well cute faces will not work on these guys or get their attention. I just want attention from my sisters and brothers, especially Inigo! I was gonna spend that money for Inigo's late outings so he could apy more attention to me, not the other girls! How dare you interfere with my ploys to get attention!"

Chrom can only sigh at his youngest daughter, who had the biggest brother complexity of all time. Despite being doted, Morgan wanted more attention than ever thus she uses her innocent look to her advantage.

"Why didn't you steal from me?!" Maribelle demanded rather haughtily. "I am the queen of Ylisee, leader of a country, people depend on me! Such disgusting risen do not even know how to rob properly. Still how dare you rob my darling Lissa's nest egg! However I believe your life before death has been filled idiocy and foolishness. Honestly, do I look poor to you?! Do I?!"

He shivered from his wife's rantings. The man wondered to himself on how he married her, besides Sumia, Sully, Robin or even Olivia! Another risen fell before him as Lucina, who was his partner for this battle, took the gold.

"Honestly," she shook her head. "Father this situation is just weird. Risen interested in gold? Fighting them in this dark mansion? Seriously it's like from a storybook!"

"Indeed," Chrom nodded to his daughter. "But we always help people, especially our own."

"Yes, yes though mother is rather scary when provoked." the oldest daughter pointed out.

After the surprisingly easy battle, Chrom took note of the bags of gold they were able to get. He was wondering how these risens got this much.

"Maybe I've been managing the army's finances a bit too strictly." Robin thought outloud. "Then again I mostly do sell weapons about to break."

Chrom glanced at the Shepherds at the gold pile. He saw Tharja with the biggest smile, as she too out a lock of hair, from her robbed purse. Gaius smirking since he got all of his candy. Then there was Nowi who grinned since she apparently lost her bag full of dragon stone. Another more noticeable sight was the one who wasn't at the pile, Maribelle was just glaring and muttering to herself while Brady was comforting her. It looked like the Shepherds had more personal valuables than he thought.

"Got my three gold back!" grinned Lissa as she held it right onto Chrom's face.

"My seventeen has been returned to it's rightful owner." Frederick smirked

"Father, mother all these theft risen have been banished for inexplicable crimes!" Owain arrived.

"So if you guys got your gold back, then who owns all of this!?" Chrom pointed out in shock and confusion.

"Holy smokes who owned that much?" gasped Lissa.

" Even the pathetic pocket change of all our units would not add up to half of this." the great knight stated.

Chrom sighed again since he took note of Morgan and Robin discussing what they could do with the pile of gold they've just gotten. Robin had a mischievous smirk and was explaining something to her daughter, who looked very eager. Then Inigo approached the two with his usual smile. Morgan suddenly gave him a few bags of gold, which shocked the mercenary.

"What?!" gasped Inigo so shockingly.

"Father!" waved Morgan. "Mother said she's going to split the pile for all of my siblings, even I get my own! Did you see me in battle? Was I good?"

He drowned out Morgan's questions and kept on staring at the pile with confusion and curiosity.

"Then who did the Risen take it from?"

End AN: Well that's that DLC! Hope you enjoyed that one!

Anyways my plan for the story goes kinda like this...Harvest Festival (Expect drunk Kjelle and the return of drunk Owain!)...Grima Battle (That's Right! The final battle!)...Post Grima (aka...something)...Future of Despair DLC (Oh yeah it's gonna be fun having two of the children!)...Then epilogue.

Then of course we got paralouges along the way of these...I didn't plan on how many chapters I;m going to put up so...probably a lot...meh...If I think about it paralogue could happen at anytime during or between chapters. So they're all filler...sorta...nevermind obviously...

Enjoy your day/night (Seriously do you think I need a new 'goodbye' saying?)