Conker and Berri were walking through Windy together as Berri continued releasing more loud fart as the back of her pink jeans got browner and browner.
"So Berri, you want to go to Click Clock Wood? It's lovely this time of year."
Berri simply scoffed as she pooted loudly again, her raunchy fart turning we towards the end as it somehow puffed up the back of her poop covered jeans. "Like, as if! Click Clock Wood has like, four seasons. So it's always nice in a few of the sections. Plus, that place has like, Zubbas! And enough gals like me, especially those who like, pooped themselves, have put up with the Zubbas!"
Conker placed his hand on his chin, thinking for a moment as Berri continued her disgusting fart fest, then he got an idea. "We'll go to the Winter section then! Not many of Mr. Rhedo's stories happen in that section! Plus the Zubba nest there is completely covered up and surely they're always hibernating there!"
Berri placed her hands on her hips, pooting again looking at her butt in disbelief as her "chocolate" stared making its way down her legs. "I really like, need to change first!"
"Y'know Berri, it would seem to me that Mr. Rhedo is obsessed with Click Clock Wood, which is why many of his stories go there, and why this author is tempted to go there too."
Berri rolled her eyes as she farted another deep-pitched big one. "So this fanfic is like, going there too? Whatever. Just give me a sec to like, change out of these jeans." Berri walked back to her house, more raunchy and wet farts erupting from her poop covered butt, which smelled worse than Poo Mountain.
"She's just gonna mess up her new pair of jeans anyway." Conker commented, breaking the fourth wall.