Berri farted so much, that Windy started to smell worse than Poo Mountain as Conker watched, intrigued by how much Berri was farting as she blushed with embarassment.
"Gosh, Berri. I think you're turning into Amy Rose, or Bianca, or that other blonde farting girl who cusses and smokes!" Conker mentioned.
"Like, are you talking about Hailey Flower?" Berri asked him.
"Yeah..." Conker stated. "Why does the author bring her up every now and again...?" Conker thought. "Oh never mind. Not many people who read these fanfics follow her on Tumblr or deviantArt...I think..."
"Like, can we please get back to the fanfic and help me do something about my gassiness, and the fact that like, this oven of mine is baking brownies faster than like, the cows from Poo Mountain when they get the Screaming Shits?"
Conker thought for a moment. "Hmm...why don't you go over to Poo Mountain and take a dump there while I think?"
"Like, fine!" Berri walked over to Poo Mountain, her hands on her butt as she tried to hold back her farts and her poop.
"Y'know, I could get used to this!" Conker stated, breaking the fourth wall again. "Even though the author needed an excuse to even start this thing!"