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Warning: Masturbation. Crude humor.

Chapter 14: Mock Me

Jasper waited patiently to hold Bella once again. Ever since their meeting, he found himself becoming rock hard in places where he would never show his family. Massaging the bastard between his legs was not working as he planned it. The basterd craved Bella's soft touch. Even after he was done spilling his own liquid all over his sheets the vampire stamina returned making it impossible to just will his erection away.

Groaning, he nearly froze himself to death when he filled his bathtub with cold water. Then, he used the icemaker in the kitchen. He proceeded to dump ice in the tub that he was to sit in.

The water he found was freezing. The second his foot touch the water his erection softened. "mff." He wanted to scold the basterd but simply drained the tub of the cold water then took a normal shower.

That was early that morning but he used that to punish himself. In the back of his mind, he knew that it would not work all the time. If he were not alone with Bella soon he would not be able to get that basterd to behave himself.

Seeing her made want to ripe though the car in front of them; take what was his inside of it. How could she be near other males when he was sitting in the car right behind him. He could latterly see her but it killed him not to touch her.

Edward knew that Jasper had let his guard down because he was hearing Jasper talking to his cock. For some reason, Jasper's cock was not complying with the vampire in the front seat.

He tried to appear shocked but it was just too funny. Someone had been able to put Jasper in his place.

Alice smiled playfully as a flash of Jasper mating with Bella scratched the surface of her mind. There were plenty of other possibilities but most ended with them mating. She started to giggle.

Jasper heard Alice's laugher as he tried to concentrate on matters that are more important. Not only was Alice laughing but also Edward was snickering beside her. Sometimes it felt like they were sharing the same brain. "Keep it down back there."

Edward turned his head to keep from laughing. Alice was making everything worse by thinking about how much Jasper wanted Bella. "I can but I am not sure about you."

Alice hit Edward lightly in the shoulder as to get her point across that she was trying to say quite. That failed. "I do not have the equipment to do as you say. Sorry, Jasper."

"Don't make me pull this car over to the side to let you two walk the rest of the way." Jasper hated that he sounded like some father telling his children to behave themselves. They needed to keep their antics to themselves.

"The car does not need your personal moisturizer on it," Alice quipped knowing he would never do that to her.

Edward smirked,"Scenting the car for when Bella rides in it. Jasper, I don't think that is a good idea." He had not wanted Jasper to whip out anything stiff in the car.

How could they mock his secret longing for the beauty in the car up ahead of them? "Kids. The two of you are like kids. I can't believe I am stuck babysitting the two of you."

Too easy, Alice thought to herself. "Daddy, I will stop."

"Don't beat us daddy." Edward put on his best half-starved look that would have never worked on Jasper but made Alice struggle to keep quite.

Nodding her head she added, "See we are being good. I love how right you are in every way."

"Yes, dad we are being good. Don't let the Social Services to take us away from you and our new mommy." Edward's hands went into a prayer position. "Tell us you love us."

"New mommy needs to know that we love her, too." Alice added trying to pretend to cry. She put her head lightly on Edward's shoulder.

"Stop. I get it. Just, shut up." Jasper could not believe they could be so childish. They needed to stop or he would rip them to pieces.

He received a small kick in the back of seat from Alice. "Oops, my bad."

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