Day 6
(Marinette is in her room watching the news report, Tikki is eating)
Tikki: it's alright Marinette, it has happened with enemies of the Miraculous, forcing them to retreat for days, even weeks!
Marinette: really?
Tikki: yes in fact the first Ladybug had a similar problem except that wasn't an akuma
Marinette: what happened
Tikki: *sigh* Marinette there is a reason the miraculous were created and it isn't really a happy story. The first Ladybug she, well, she died because of her main enemy and you know the sad thing. Her main enemy was her best friend, who she also had a crush on
Marinette: that's so sad, what were their names
Tikki: well his name was-
{Cliffie for the sequel *cackles* seriously unless you read Master Jarrus's story you won't realize who these two could remotely be. So hang around for the sequel that will eventually happen or read Master Jarrus's short story that is sort of a sequel for this but a prequel for the sequel of this. Kind of confusing I know but hey that is what we are here for right -LG} [It is a short novel, you know like a side story. -MJ] {Yeah but it is connected to both this story and the sequel to this story. You might want to finish this before reading that because it is after Artemis goes home -LG}
(a crash comes from the balcony)
Chat: sorry purrincess but I think I just broke one of your plants up here
Marinette: WHAT (rushes up to the balcony where there is a broken pot) really Chat that was one of my favorites
Chat: sorry Mari I landed wrong
Marinette: I thought cats always landed on their feet
Chat: Hey sorry but I am over catfinated right now
Marinette: what?
Chat: catfinated, instead of caffeinated
Marinette: that's it (goes down and grabs a spray bottle)
Chat: ack I thought you were joking about the spray bottle
Marinette: nope now get here silly kitty
(chases Chat around the room attempting to spray him)
Chat: NOOOO, STOP! Mari please, Hawkmoth is targeting you because we're close friends, I just wanted to see if you were ok
Marinette: Artemis has been saying that it was just a coincidence because the Akuma who said that also had a crush on me that is why he got akumatized
Chat: I was told differently, Hawkmoth himself told me he wanted you
Marinette: Have you seen your father since than?
Chat: No I haven't, and while my father is not the best I am still worried
(scene change to outside the window where Hacker is sitting listening)
Hacker: your son is Chat Noir
Hawkmoth (Gabriel Agreste): I had a feeling when I saw the ring, that Adrien might be Chat Noir, you don't happen to know who Ladybug would be do you
Hacker: I do know who Ladybug is but that doesn't mean I will tell you
Hawkmoth: you are protecting her, the person who can and will bring you down
Hacker: I never said I was fully sane. It is your fault for not back ground checking your victims
Hawkmoth: Why would I background check by the time I do that the person would be in a better mood
Hacker: what if they were a kidnapper, or a murderer
Hawkmoth: I will cross that bridge when I get to it
(from inside)
Marinette: Let's go sit on the balcony it is a nice day
Chat: ok purrincess
(Hacker hides in the shadows forgetting that Chat has night vision)
Chat: Fowl
Hacker: Oh it looks like the Alley cat noticed me
(Chat moves in front of Marinette who is standing wide eyed)
Chat: What do you want, why are you here
Hacker: cute, protecting your girlfriend Alley cat?
Chat: (glares) get out of here Fowl
Hawkmoth: my son hates you
Hacker: that isn't really all that new. He even made Marinette cry because of me
Hawkmoth: Why would he do that
Hacker: he didn't mean to, him and I were ah ... disagreeing and later him and Marinette got in a fight that ended with her running off crying. Not to mention she is mad with Adrien
Hawkmoth: about what
Hacker: my record
Hawkmoth: what record
Hacker: I am a criminal mastermind
Hawkmoth: WHAT! And you have been around my son
Hacker: you heard him he says you are not the best father so why does it matter
Marinette: Artemis? (catches Hacker and Hawkmoth's attention) Please tell me, is this is an illusion
Hacker: you wish, Marinette, but this is real. I am here, and Artemis is at the back of my mind, in the same area as Orion, I doubt e is enjoying it
Chat: (mutters) poor Orion
Marinette: Chat! I will spray you again (holds up said spray bottle)
Hacker: aww is the little pussy cat afraid of water?
Hawkmoth: I don't know what to say to that, she sprays my son with a spray bottle
Hacker: she threatened him with it earlier, I didn't think she would go through with it
Chat: don't call me pussy cat Fowl
Hacker: Fowl isn't here
Chat: I still feel bad for Orion having to hang out with Arty
Marinette: I feel bad for Orion, since this guy is going to be another personality
Chat: Arty doesn't need any more personalities the one he has is enough for me
Hacker: are we going to chit chat all day? Or actually fight
Marinette: (snorts) he made a pun, please no. The one person i thought would never make a pun made a pun help me the world is ending.
Hacker: yes it definitely is
Chat: (eyes darken, mutters under breath) Fowl (clenches fist)
Hacker: come on Kitty, let's play
Chat: gladly (runs forward to punch Hacker)
{Ok so I got confused with what just went on we both were thinking different things for that. Hacker called Chat kitty and Chat thinks that no one is allowed to call him kitty except Mari, that should help clear things up -LG}
Marinette: not again
Hacker: sorry Marinette but this fight needs to happen t has been coming for a while (darkly grins)
Hawkmoth: why did calling him kitty rile my son up
(Hacker ignores him. Chat punches and Hacker dodges)
Chat: how come you can be athletic when you aren't Artemis
Hacker: Artemis chooses not to be athletic doesn't mean he doesn't know how to be. Besides when will you figure it out. I. Am. Not. Artemis.
Chat: You know who I am how do I know you didn't tell Hawkmoth
Hacker: easy, he already knew who you were. Why do you think he was in your house that day
Chat: wait how do you know that he was in my house
Hacker: (laughs) Just how slow are you. (whispers in Chat's ear) I am the one who told Nathalie that your dad wanted you.
Chat: you knew
Hacker: Are you really all that surprised I knew who you were just looking at you not talking about how I was in Paris before we met
Chat: that is why you would talk about butterflies
Hawkmoth: what. You hinted to my son that I was Hawkmoth
(Hacker ignores him)
Hacker: do you even know what your name means. Come-on even Marinette knew what her name meant.
Chat: Why should I care what my name means what does that have to do with anything.
Hacker: your name means dark butterfly doesn't that make things make so much more sense. Your father was giving you a hint to who he was and you were too dense to see it.
Chat: I don't believe you
Hacker: (leans in closer to Chat) you don't need too believe it to know that it is true. (whispers) your father is Hawkmoth … Gabriel Agreste is Hawkmoth
Chat: (eyes widen and grips head) no there ... there is no way ... no way
Marinette: Chat, Artemis wh-what is going on. Chat what did he say to you
Hacker: I told him the truth. Not my fault he couldn't handle it
Marinette: everything you do helps you, you wouldn't tell him the truth unless it helped you in someway
Hacker: true, but that doesn't mean there is always something in it for me just that it will help me.
Hawkmoth: wait so you manipulated me into Akumatizing you
Hacker: no but it definitely helps me
(Marinette starts sneaking towards Chat while Hacker is distracted with Hawkmoth, tells him something he than nods)
Chat: hey Arty where is the proof
Hacker: DO. NOT. CALL. ME. ARTY. I HATE THAT NAME
Chat: (smirked) I know that is why I said it
Hacker: Holly told you I hate that name, you are all plotting against me
Chat: (smirk grows and he nods) oh yeah she did I am hoping to get more stories about you
Hawkmoth: I don't know whether or not to be proud
Hacker: of course you are, well I came here for a reason. Isn't that right Mar- where did she go. (turns to Chat and growls) What did you do with her
Marinette: HAH! (comes out of nowhere and roundhouse kicks Hacker in the head)
Chat: (jaw is dropped) since when have you be able to do that
Marinette: well I am incredibly clumsy so I tried some things like Ballet, and Martial Arts. As you might be able to tell it didn't work (sheepish) but at least I am now able to protect myself
Chat: true at least you can protect yourself
Hacker: (gets up and glares at Marinette) that is it I knew you were planning something.
Chat: yeah, but you thought it was cookies
Marinette: what could I have possibly done with a cookie?
Hacker: I don't know you were planning something though
Marinette: I was trying to get you to eat it because you said you didn't like sweets
Hawkmoth: you were akumatized because of a cookie?
[this will never get old, we are considering doing a fanfic about it. This one is not it. -MJ] {Artemis getting Akumatized because of cookies, that will never get old ever -LG} [Poor Arty, what is going to happen when Alya finds out? -MJ] {She will never stop laughing -LG} [What will happen when his mother finds out? I have to know! -MJ] {You would know better than I would as you have read the books - LG} [send us what you think. -MJ]
Marinette: Chat, I'm going to hide that way you can fight him without worrying about me
Chat: ok
(Marinette runs off and when Hacker stopped talking too Hawkmoth he looked up)
Hacker: Where did she go (reaches up to cover his head) she isn't gonna roundhouse kick me again
Chat: no
Hacker: good (taps his ring, keyboard and screen appears, he starts typing and the traffic camera feed starts playing)
Chat: oh no you don't (he pounces, trying to get the screen. Hacker sidesteps, Chat tries again. Hacker jumps, lands on his feet in the street)
Hacker: is that the best you got Kitty?
Chat: (growls) don't call me kitty
(he throws his baton hits the screen, Hacker glares at him)
Hacker: that's it. Both you and Marinette, have messed with me for the last time
Chat: what are ya gonna do, jump out at me and say boo?
Hacker: (raises eyebrow and smirks) sounds like a good idea (types something, Chat just looks at him, confused. Chloe comes through the trapdoor with a spray bottle)
Chloe: boo
(Chat jumps up in surprise, and hisses. Chloe sprays him)
Chat: gaahh, STOP, PUT THE SPRAY BOTTLE DOWN
Hacker: Why should she. You know cats and water, I have seen how you act when it rains
Chat: stalker
Hacker: if anything I saved you, do you have any idea of how many videos I erased to save identity? Perhaps you should give your Miraculous as a payment of gratitude.
Hawkmoth: that is still creepy and stalker like
Hacker: (accidently says it out loud) shut up Hawkmoth
Chat: you are having a conversation with me and with Hawkmoth
Hacker: You didn't realize that
Chat: no was I supposed to
Hacker: it was kind of why I haven't defeated you yet
Hawkmoth: oh it's my fault now
Chat: sounds headache inducing
Hacker: Unless you can multitask
Chat: I can mul-
(Ladybug swings down behind Hacker)
Hacker: lets just get this over with
(Taps on ring, you know the drill. Ladybug is trying to get the ring sees Chat's memories start popping up, she pushes Hacker causing him to lose the information)
Hacker: (turns around) oh Ladybug I was wondering when you would show your face, with the mask, pity you hid behind Chat Noir, I sincerely hope that you won't be so… what's the word
Ladybug: anxious? Is that the word
Hacker: yes anxious
Chat: why would she be anxious? Wait why would she be hiding behind me?
Ladybug: that is enough out of you (throws her yoyo which hits Hacker in the head)
Chat: ok I kind of feel bad for him because that thing has hit me before
Ladybug: really, that was by accident
Chat: doesn't change the fact that it hurts, plus it was multiple times
Ladybug: they were all accidents
Chat: you giggled when you did them
Ladybug: only once
Chat: lies
Ladybug: whatever, distract him while I get a Lucky Charm
Chat: hey, Arty, have I told you about-
Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM (sequence starts)
Hacker: STOP CALLING ME THAT
Chat: make me
Ladybug: what is this
(holds up a Neutrino 2000, Holly appears, 'out of thin air'. Ladybug looks at her in surprise, she lights up red and black spots, Ladybug looks around again, sees Hacker he lights up)
Ladybug: this is fairy technology correct
Holly: yes
Ladybug: you know how to use it?
Holly: of course
Ladybug: I need you to get Hacker with it
(hands Holly the weapon, Holly holds it up waits a moment and shoots Hacker. Hacker drops unconscious, Chat and Ladybug look at Holly in horror)
Holly: what, it didn't kill him. Although Orion most likely will show up
Chat: oh ok
Ladybug: he could've died
Chat: so?
Ladybug: (sighs) oh well we can worry about it later Chat go get the ring
Chat: course m'lady
Ladybug: so that fight was pretty easy
Holly: nothing seems simple with Artemis until you've dealt with him twice, and even then
(Chat tosses the ring at Ladybug who catches it and crushes it, an Akuma flies out she than catches the Akuma in her yoyo)
Ladybug: let's fix everything now. MIRACULOUS LADYBUG
Holly: goodbye
(She disappears the ladybugs go around everyone that saw her)
Chloe: why am I here
(Artemis starts to wake up)
Orion: I'm free, thank you Ladybug, and I know where you are Holly… ow, no need to hit me fair maiden.
[This is going to be hilarious -MJ] {Hilarious yes, should we end here I wonder -LG} [Yes -MJ] {*evil cackles sound from everywhere* -LG} [We are evil! -MJ] {That is the fun part of being a fanfic author -LG} [Along with cliffhangers, killing characters we dislike, torturing the characters we love, and, oh yeah, making OCs. -MJ] {True very true, we have to much fun with this -LG} [You can't have too much fun, it is impossible. -MJ]