Thanks for the review and suggestion! (you know who you are). This reminded me of something my English teacher repeated said so it's inspired by that. Enjoy!

Little Kids

"I'm not a little kid!" Danny exclaimed to Vlad angrily.

"Of course you're not, Daniel. You're a little child. A kid is a baby goat." Vlad responded with an arrogant smirk.

"Oh, so what? You can't win the argument so now you are correcting my grammar?" Danny asked copping an attitude. "You're such a Fruitloop."

Pinching the bridge of his nose Vlad replied without thinking. "If you don't watch it, Daniel, someone is going to give you…that's it!" Vlad snapped his fingers as an evil grin found it's place on the man's face.

"What? What's it?" Danny asked hesitantly.

"Oh nothing, nothing at all." Vlad replied as innocently as he could.

-the next day-

Thankfully, it was a weekend meaning Danny could sleep in. After spending most of his night fighting off ghosts and having a really weird conversation with Vlad, he was exhausted. The only got up when the sunlight that streamed through his window became to unbearable. Tossing and turning, he finally gave up on sleep and opened his eyes. Gasping, he looked at the sight before him. Little baby goats littered his room, eating various things. One was eating his curtains, another his textbook, and another his blanket.

"What the-?" Danny cut himself off when he saw a note on his desk. Luckily, the goats hadn't eaten it. Picking it up he saw it was form Vlad. It read:

Daniel,

By now, you have probably realized that there are a bunch of little kids in your room. I hope this will be a lesson that you will learn quickly. However, knowing you it may take a few more kids to make you realize that you are not one of them. You may eat over proportioned meals due to you being a teenager or having your idiot of a father's genes but you are not a kid. No, you are a child. Next time I hear you consider yourself a "kid" I will send more kids to remind you that you are not a kid but a child. I believe I have made myself clear. Until next time, Daniel.

Sincerely,

V.P

"VLAD!" Danny roared angrily before he quickly quieted down. "Oh he is so going to pay." Danny growled as the gears in his head started turning. "If wants me to be evil, I'll give him evil." A sinister smile consumed Danny's face as an idea hit him. It was the prank of all pranks. Yes, it would work beautifully!

-the next day-

Vlad woke up lazily but he was quickly woken by what was in his room. Everywhere he looked there was Froot Loops, kittens, and baby badgers. "Daniel." The man hissed out as he violently snatched the letter of his nightstand. It read:

Vlad,

Surprise! I thought I would give you a gift! I'm sure you realize what it is. Since I couldn't decide I got you all three. Starting with the Froot Loops, I got you those because that is exactly what you are! The kittens were what I always said you needed. So now you won't be lonely! Lastly, the badgers….my favorite. Let this be a reminder, Vlad. I am not one of these. So whenever you tell me that I am one, I will send a bunch of badgers to you….using your money of course. I believe I have made my point clear.

P.S. GET A LIFE! STOP HITTING ON MY MOM, TRYING TO KILL MY DAD, AND TRYING TO GET ME TO BE YOUR EVIL APPRENTICE!

Sincerely,

D.P.

"Touché, Daniel." Vlad grinned proudly. "However, I will win this war. Just you wait….Just. You. Wait."

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