Dad dropped us off at the Kents' farm, and left because he's an unsociable person who kicks villains at night. We hopped out Dad's private jet and Jason stretched, then he said "Okay, the party can finally start! I'm here!"
He looked hurt when no one answered him, everyone was already having fun.
Damian rolled his eyes. "Todd, don't let your ego smack you in your bu-" He was cut off because Diana had flown her way over and was squeezing the life out of poor Damian.
"Oh you adorable little baby! You get cuter every time I see you!"
"Unhand me." Diana put Damian down and saw me trying to escape.
"Rebeccaaaaaaa! Come hug your favorite auntie!" I flew faster, but I knew I could never escape Wonder Woman. I ran right into Dinah. Oof.
"Oh please Diana, you know I'M her favorite."
"UM EXCUSE ME? YOU don't fly her around the world."
"Yeah, pretty sure she can do that herself. Plus, I got her a $200 itunes gift card. Teenagers these days LOVE itunes."
I left the two ladies bickering and went to the dessert table where Barry was eating all the food.
"Hey uncle Barry."
"Hey! Y'know Becca, you're my favorite out of all the Bats. You're the only one that calls me uncle! They all know that I love children, but NO none of them calls me uncle. Not even my OWN NEPHEW! Wally said he'd rather be caught dead then be caught calling me "uncle". I-"
"Uncle Barry, you're hunger ranting again." I don't wanna brag, but uh I'M HIS FAVORITE!
"Oh was i? Sorry. It's just that Lois makes the BEST cheesecake."
Duh, everyone knew that. That's why I took a slice and flew over to where Jay was sitting with Roy. I let him devour half of my cheesecake because I owed him (long story).
"Hey why didn't you bring ME one?" Roy asked me.
"HA! You're just jealous that Artemis is never nice to you." Jason retorted.
"Be quiet. Artemis is a jerk."
"Speak for yourself, she's nice to me." I didn't know why Artemis was mean to Roy… EXCEPT THAT HE ANNOYS HER TO NO END.
"You don't live with her, Wayne."