Party Epilogue:
Roy was smacked in the head, Artemis heard him calling her a jerk. Jason laughed until he couldn't breathe.
Uncle Barry had to go home because his stomach was killing him. Even speedsters can't handle 87 pieces of pastry.
Aunt Dinah and Aunt Diana are giving each other the silent treatment. Apparently they fought over who has better hair and who's stronger in addition to me.
Clark (he's SUPERMAN, I'm not calling him uncle! … y'know batman vs. superman and stuff) tried to pry Damian off of Jon (Author's note: Has anyone read SuperSons yet?).
Dad made us leave early because "I don't trust these giant babies who can't even control their own protégés." But we know it's because he accidentally dissed Alfred's cucumber sandwiches and need us to back him up.
Alfred yelled at all of us for not consuming "Proper nutrition, and thank you very much but my cucumber sandwiches are absolutely delightful!"
That night we couldn't sleep, Steph smuggled back 10 slices of the cheesecake Lois made. After eating, we didn't bother covering up our cake crumbs so Alfred won't see, we were too busy being hyped. Sugar rushhhhhhhhh!
I'm just trying to drag this night out as long as possible, NO ONE wants to meet with an angry Alfred.