France: Hi Europeans, and by Europeans I mean the French. The English are about as charming as their eyebrows. That's why the world prefers...
England: The English! We're sophisticated, classier, not to mention we can read. All the French ever do is...
France: Make the world brighter! I mean, nothing ruins an after party faster than a pack of the English! It's true, you just can't beat...
England: Us! And now that we've got our secret weapons, this is...
France: War!
England: War!
Both: War!
Both: WAR!
Author's note: Look up Sunsilk - Showdown on Youtube. You're welcome.