Well, the worst thing in the world just happened.
Dick discovered….. KPOP.
Okay, I have NOTHING against KPOP, I like it myself. But seriously? Dick is a GROWN MAN!
It happened yesterday afternoon…..
FLASHBACK
"Hey Becca, can you make me some more coffe-" Tim took his last gulp and handed the mug to me.
"CHOGIWAAAA" Dick's voice singing a song that wasn't English suddenly blasted over the manor's intercom.
Tim spit out his coffee all over Damian who was coincidentally passing by.
"DRAKE YOU JER-"
"DAN BEONE NEUKKYO" The singing continued and Damian tried to hide his bewildered expression with a Bat glare.
"What in heavens is that?" Alfred walked over to where we were standing.
"NEOL HANIBE-" This time, it was Dick's singing that was cut off.
"Richard, what are you doing?" We heard Dad's voice over the intercom.
"Bruce, I just found out the greatest thing ever!"
"Which is?"
"KPOP!" When Dick said that word, Tim, Steph, Jason, and I bursted into laughter.
"He-He likes KPOP?!" Jason was rolling on the floor by then.
Tim was choking and I'm pretty sure Steph has stopped breathing. Only Alfred, Damian, and Cass didn't understand why the 4 of us were laughing.
"What is the KPOP?" Cass asked. She usually stayed quiet, so we were surprised that she said something.
"It's Korean music. Its good, but I didn't realize Dick would like it." I answered.
"GEE GEE GEE GEE-" A new song came on, this time, Dick sang in a higher pitched voice.
We heard a long sigh, the kind Dad makes when Damian brings home another cat.
"Dick, get off the intercom."
"But I want everyone to hear the songs! They're awesome!"
There was some feedback as Dad took the mic out of Dick's hands.
Dick came out of Dad's office and bounded towards us.
"Do you guys know SNSD?" He asked.
We all shook our heads.
"Well, you should look them up! My favorite song is Gee. And they're prettier than Babs!" Someone tapped Dick on the shoulder.
"Who did you say was prettier than me?" It was Babs, and she looked like she was ready to kill Dick.