Date: 5/24
It was a night at the Viridian City household. Nidorina was drawing her art, like usual. Nidoqueen was studying books, like usual.
And Nidoking was just playing violent video games, like usual.
But as for Nidorino, he was at a music shop in Pewter City.
Nidorino: Hey. Where can I get an awesome electric guitar for cheap?
Shop Manager: Right here. He points at the Electric Guitar section.
Nidorino: So, what's the cheapest you can get one at?
Shop Manager: $200.
Nidorino pays for the Electric Guitar. When he arrives at home, he instantly starts playing. And Nidorino found out he wasn't very good at playing, at all.
Nidorina: Can you NOT!? I'm trying to draw my artwork!
Nidorino: Hey! I like to express myself, using music! And by music, I mean electric guitar music! I'll be making my own band with Nidoking in no time!
Nidorina: Sure. And can you name the band "Annoying?"
Nidorino shoots a death glare at Nidorina.
Nidorina: Fine. What is your idea?
Nidorino: Craig and His List!
Nidorina laughs so hard that she falls over, laughing on her sides, while Nidorino just stared at the tomboy...
Nidorino goes to the garage, and searches up "how to play rock music." A few moments later...
Nidorino: This is so darn COMPLICATED! How do all these people do it!?
Nidorino goes back to the house. Nidoking was still playing video games, when...
Nidorino: Hey! I want to know how to play the electric guitar! Have any idea how to!?
Nidoking: A little. However, you have to go to lessons for that. Here, I'll lend you some money.
Nidorino: I have my own.
Nidoking: How much?
Nidorino: It's private.
Nidoking: Okay, then. However, it may cost $20 per session...
Nidorino: Alright, then. I have the money.
Nidoking: But what if you run out?
Nidorino: Don't worry, I won't.
Nidorino goes to nearby Pewter City (again), to get rock guitar lessons from...
Nidorino: Machop the Star!?
Machop The Star: That's right! It's $20 per lesson. You'll be a rock guitar master in no time!
Nidorino: AWESOME! Can you teach my big brother Nidoking, also?
Machop The Star: That'll be another $20.
Nidorino: Actually, I can just teach him.
Machop The Star: It's settled then.
And so, Nidorino went to Rock Guitar Lessons every Thursday. While Nidorino was gone, however...
Nidorina: Finally, it's time to breathe! No more annoying Nidorino!
Nidoqueen: I can focus a bit more while I read...
Back at Rock Guitar lessons...
Machop The Star: So you're a professional violinist, too? The guitar is played in a similar manner, only without a bow. You can also play multiple strings at once; the strings are more loose there and won't hurt your fingers.
Nidorino plays all the strings at once.
Nidorino: That sounds awesome!
Date: 9/16
A few months later, Nidorino was a master at the rock guitar. Nidorino was ready to play rock guitar with someone.
However, it couldn't be Nidoking, because Nidoking was a full-time cellist, and the best cellist at that, too.
Nidorino: Come on! The electric bass plays similar to the cello; it's like the cello part of rock!
Nidoking: The electric bass plays nothing like the cello.
Nidorino: But they both play pizzicato!
Nidoking: Listen; I'm already a full-time cellist. You could ask Nidoqueen...
Nidorino: Alright, although I highly doubt it...
Nidorino goes to Nidoqueen's room.
Nidorino: Want to join a rock band with me?
Nidoqueen: No. Thank you for the opportunity, though.
Nidorino: Why?
Nidoqueen: It's too unsettling and I like peace and quiet more.
Nidorino: ...I see.
Nidorino goes to Nidorina's room.
Nidorino: Want to join a rock band with me?
Nidorina: And lose the ability to hear? Um, no thank you.
Nidorino facepalms.
Nidorina: Plus, I don't like rock music! I'm already an artist and a violist.
Nidorino: I'm a part-time violinist now. I told Alakazam all about it, and he accepted.
Nidorina: I'm still not joining.
Back at Nidoking's room...
Nidorino: Everyone said no, sadly... well then, who do I ask?
Nidoking: I bet Machop the Star is a professional. I mean, he taught you after all.
Nidorino: That's a wonderful idea! I'll go ask him!
At Machop the Star's House...
Machop the Star: I'm already part of another rock band. You can join it, if you want. It's called the "Weight Lifters!" I'm the lead vocalist and guitarist there!
What was in the band consisted of Machop the Star and his two brothers, Machoke the Rockstar and Machamp the Superstar. Machoke played electric bass, and Machamp played the drums.
Nidorino: Sure! I'd love to join!
And soon, Nidorino became lead guitarist in the Weight Lifters. He loved showing off his skills, at concerts...
Eventually, Nidorino made lots and lots of money from being in the band. He even gets his own fangirls, who want to marry him.
All was going great, until...
Date: 11/13
The Weight Lifters were playing a special concert, because it was Friday the 13th.
However, suddenly, as Machop was playing his guitar solo, he accidentally fell off the stage. He breaks his guitar on impact...
Fangirls pick up Machop, and then basically, they kidnap him... it turns out they were somewhat stronger than Machop...
Nidorino: NO ONE can kidnap my crewmates!
Nidorino uses his Horn Attack on the fangirls, but it didn't affect them much..
Nidorino: What are they made out of!? Steel!?
It turns out the fans were Gardevoirs and Gothitelles. Since they were psychic-type, they stole the Machoke and Machamp quite easily, too...
No one knows where Machop, Machoke and Machamp were ever since... it's said they're either trapped in Hoenn or Unova now..
Nidorino: Now that my band has disbanded because of fangirls kidnapping them, what do I do?
Alakazam: You can always go back to the orchestra.
Nidorino: I'd like that.
Nidorina: Yeah, the sound of a violin is quite soothing, unlike a rock guitar.
Nidorino laughs. Nidorino still played the rock guitar in the garage, practicing, and trying to make his next band...
The End