England: Your word is independent.
America: *confidently looks around the room, starts to smile*
England: Oh no.
America: *American flag backdrop comes down, fireworks start spewing on the stage, America grabs some sunglasses and a microphone*
England: Oh no.
America: *pulls up a playlist of patriotic songs*
Judge: *nervous sweat* You do realize this is a timed response-
Canada: no. You've done it now... we're stuck here until Uncle Sam himself gets America to calm down.
Prussia: *props his boots on Canada's head*
America: *takes deep breath*
England: I'MSORRYYOURTIMEISUPNEXT-
France picks up his things and approaches the stage.
England quits his day job.
Author's note: My sister and I wrote this together. Teamwork! Goodnight, world!