Austria: You're England, and you're sticking up for France?
England: I know. It's a crime against nature.
Cuba: You're Canada, and you're not going to apologize?
Canada: I know. It's a crime against nature.
Lithuania: You're Japan, and you're the normal one?
Japan: I know. It's a crime against nature.
Germany: You're America, and you're eating a veggie burger?
America: I know. It's a crime agai-WAIT WHAAAAT?
Author's note:
This is actually kinda old. I wrote it a long time ago inspired by the trailor for the most recent Garfield movie. Nickelodeon was playing it again or something so it inspired me and I had this saved in my documents folder on my computer for the longest time. Just posting it now, I hope it was worth the wait.