Sealand has the kind of fresh play-doh brain that America, Australia, India and Canada can mold to be whatever they want it to be

At the Kindergarten graduation speeches.

Sealand stands up to the podium to read his speech

Sea: "My role model is a man like no other"

England's eyes sparkle in the audience

Sea: "He inspires me to be the best I can be everyday"

England lays a hand on his heart

Sea: "I want to be just like him when I grow up"

England mouths 'Of course'

Sea: "And his name is"

England stands up in the audience

Sea: "JOHN CENA"

America, Australia and Canada try to contain their laughter

Author's note:

An update on 'How Does it Feel to Find Out You're a Nation' it's coming along nicely. I have a lot of really great scenes written for the next chapter. Just hold on, it's coming!