Author's note: I'm sorry I'm taking forever with the second to last chapter of 'How Does it Feel to Find Out You're a Nation.' I'm going to get to it, I already have some of the scenes in mind. Here's a couple of comedy sketches while you wait.

Author's note: This scene is heavily inspired off of an episode of The Goldbergs.

Austria convinces Switzerland to treat him, KugelMugel, and Liechtenstein out to dinner at a fancy steak house because he says it will make Switzerland seem better than him at the world meetings.

So Switzerland's wound up like crazy the whole time. And when they're ordering:

Austria: And KugelMugel wants the T-bone steak.

Switzerland: That's the size of his head.

Austria: He'll finish it, I'm sure

KugelMugel: *in a panicked freeze*

Switzerland: *so angry he cannot breathe* Fine. But he better eat every last bite OR. SO. HELP. ME.

Austria: *lifts a wine glass to his lips to hide his massive grin*

KugelMugel: *shakes nervously*

Later on:

Liechtenstein had ordered a tiny fruit cup and she insists to everyone that she's not hungry even though they can hear her stomach growling.

Switzerland sweats nervously and very shakily lifts his hand to call the waiter to their table to order another meal. Then after two seconds he drops his hand, grabs a knife and saws KugelMugel's giant steak in half and drops the other half onto Liechtenstein's plate.

Austria rolls his eyes.

Author's note: This scene explores what it would be like if the Nyotalia girls were recast as the female ghostbusters and Female England wants to leave the group and go on her own. If you're not familiar with the nyo names. Amelia - Female America. Alice - Female England. Chun-Yan - Female China. Madeline - Female Canada. Anya - Female Russia. Francoise - Female France.

Alice: I've decided. I'm on my own now

Female China, Female Russia, Female America, Female France and Female Canada are the rest of the team she's talking to.

Amelia: What do you mean you're on your own?

Alice: I'm leaving you all

Amelia: Why?!

Alice: *completely nonchalant* Because I don't like you

Madeline gasps, heartbroken.

Amelia's jaw slightly drops and her gun rests limply at her side.

Francoise casually studies her cuticles

Anya's eyes glow an eerie purple

Chun-Yan huffs and folds her arms

Alice: *starts walking away, narrating as she goes* There's only room for one ghostbuster in this town and she's goinGAHHH *gets zapped and collapses to the floor*

Hidekaz Himaruya: AMELIA! I SAID FOLLOW THE SCRIPT