Author's note:

The first sketch is taken directly from the movie, "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen." The rest of the scenes are unique and made up by me! With some help from my sister!

EDITED: I added another sketch that I forgot to add when I originally updated this. The Rome scene is inspired off of a line from "The Goldbergs."


Teenage India is being peacefully angsty in his bedroom in England's house, going on a hunger strike to take a stand against the insensible British government.

England is in the kitchen, balancing baby Sealand on his hip, flipping pancakes and yelling up at India's bedroom. "WELL THE INSENSIBLE BRITISH GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO TAKE THE DOOR OFF ITS HINGES AND DRAG YOU OUT OF THERE"


Italy and Romano are standing disapointed, facing Rome

Romano (to Rome): The pops we know would hop the fence, crank up the music, and steal all of the knisches.

*long pause*

Rome: You guys really think I'm that cool?


America lays the feed on the ground for the cows at his farm in a way that makes all the cows stand aligned as the American flag.

He posts on Facebook: "Red White and Moo"


America lays the feed on the ground for the cows at his farm in a way that makes all the cows stand aligned as the words "I'M STUPID"

He posts on Facebook: "LOL THESE COWS LOOK SO DUMB, THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DID!"

Romano comments: "Actually, from this angle it looks like you just announced that you're stupid on Facebook."


Prussia lays the feed on the ground for the cows at his farm in a way that makes all the cows stand aligned as the words "I'M GAY"

He posts on Facebook: "HA THESE STUPID COWS ARE SO GAY"

He's dying laughing until Austria and Germany comment that it looks like it means he's gay.

The blurry Mr. Krabs meme ensues as Prussia rushes to find the delete button.


Prussia takes a selfie with Austria in the distant background glaring at him from a piano.

He posts on Facebook: "I'M GAY"

Germany comments: If this is supposed to mock Austria... you failed.


The nations are facing off in a dodge ball competition during the world field day.

Italy is cowering in the corner of his team's side when all of a sudden he gets power smacked by a dodge ball and collapses.

Amelia: BOOYAH! YOU'RE OUT!

Germany and Romano are both scrambling to go help Italy and beating each other up on the way over there.

Alice: Amelia, you can't just hurl dodge balls at full force towards other people.

Amelia: But that's the name of the game!

Alfred: Really? I thought it was called Dodge ball.

Amelia: Alfred, I love you but stop talking.

Alice: Yeah, same, except I don't love you.