Prussia, Spain and France are getting drunk at a bar and Denmark and America walk in.
America: Yo, Prussia, we were gonna go sailing or something. You in, man?
Prussia: *his drinking has put him in a really cocky mood* nah that stuff's for babies. We were gonna spend the day drinking.
Denmark: Yes, dudes, I'm so in! *joins them at the bar*
America: but... you know I can't...
Prussia: *super lousy drunk* No babies allowed!
America: *chubby face puffs, squeezing back the tears*
A few moments later:
England was enjoying a relaxing shower when his house shakes from some massive person banging on his door.
America muffled from outside: ENGLAAAAAAAAND!
Canada was reading a book in England's study when he slowly closes it. Has the day come? Has America finally been bullied instead of him?