Thanks for the follows, faves, and reviews. This is part two of where Trina and Jade get somewhat closer after Trina briefly 'meets' Jade's mother.

Virtual cookie to anyone who figures out what the name of this chapter is meant to imply.

Dislcaimer: I don't own 'VicTORious' or any characters.

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"It's not nice to call people bitches, Trina." Jade says, walking away from the door and towards the kitchen. "Not her, anyway. 'Bitch' is about as accurate as saying Cat's a super genius who hates candy and stuffed animals." She says, pouring her coffee.

"Well, I'm not calling her the 'c' word. What else describes her?" Trina asks, forgetting that she was running past late.

"Well, other than the 'c' word, there's a lot of words to describe her. Slut, whore, cocksu…" Jade lists, stopping with Trina's 'enough'. "You asked. Bitch is kind of a compliment, to some people anyway. The others, not so much." She says, sipping her coffee.

"So, at the risk of my body not being found, what was that all about?" Trina asks, keeping an eye on Jade.

"Well, since we're 'roomies' for the foreseeable future." Jade starts, sitting down on the recliner and drinking her coffee slowly. "My 'step-mommy' doesn't like that my dad wants to leave fifty-one percent of his company to me when he dies. And before that, my inheritance goes up every year thanks to how much money he and his company make, and as long as I'm a West, the company and money are guaranteed mine."

"So, how exactly is she planning on getting you to drop your family name?" Trina asks after a brief moment of Jade drinking her coffee. "From what I heard, all of her attempts aren't going to work because your dad apparently knows everything bad you've done."

"Who knows? Not going to work, I guarantee." Jade comments with a small smirk. "And if she thinks I'm gonna give my name to her stupid daughter, she's more insane than I thought, and that's saying something." She adds, finishing her coffee. "Aren't you late for something?" She asks, eyeing the oldest Vega sister.

"Dammit." Trina says, grabbing her stuff and leaving, jogging out and leaving the door open.

"Idiot." Jade says with a small smirk, getting up to close the door. "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR CURTAINS OPEN AND YOUR ROBE MISSING, YOU FUCKING PERVERT?!" She yells when she sees a middle aged man in the apartment beside Tori and Andre's, his 'manhood' free and clear in the window. "COVER UP, KEEP YOUR DAMN CURTAINS CLOSED, OR I GO OVER THERE, CUT IT OFF, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AFTER FREEZING IT!" She yells, an amused smile on her face when he quickly closes the curtain, fear in his eyes. "His dick is bigger than Beck's." She comments, closing the door.

The next day, early in the morning, Jade jumps awake to Trina's scream. "What?!" she yells, kicking Trina's door open and staring at her roommate.

"What do you mean, what?" Trina asks, staring at Jade as she changes. "You're fixing that, you know." She says, using her eyelash curler to point at the door bits from Jade kicking it open.

"Why, in the hell, did you scream?" Jade asks, glaring at Trina.

"I poked myself above the eye, okay?" Trina says, looking away with a blush growing on her cheeks. "These things hurt, you know." She says, being a bit more cautious with her eyelash curler than before.

"Fucking idiot." Jade says, leaving Trina's room. "I'll have Andre fix it. He's good at that shit." She says, heading back to her room to get more sleep.

"Tell no one about me poking myself, got it?" Trina says in a threatening voice a few hours later, when Jade finally woke up and got ready for the day.

"Oh, like I'm going to go around and tell people about catching you fucking yourself with a good sized dildo." Jade says, brushing the 'threat' off.

"That's not what I meant, and you know it." Trina says, her blush reforming. "Don't tell anyone about that either." She adds, grabbing her bag and leaving for class.

"Too late. Already told Andre and Tori." Jade comments casually as she heads to the kitchen for coffee.

An hour later, as Jade goes to leave for classes, she sees the voyeuristic neighbor standing by his window. Before she can say anything to him, he quickly closes the curtain, not giving Jade a chance to yell at him again. "What was that all about?" Andre asks, seeing the curtain close as he got ready to leave for work.

"Caught Mr. Eight Inch in the window again yesterday, promised to cut it off and see how he likes anal. Glad he realized my warning wasn't false." Jade answers, looking at the window. "So, you give Tori a baby yet?" She asks him, a smirk on her face.

"Wha- what now?" Andre asks, staring at Jade. "Why would you ask that?" He asks, shaking his head no.

"Well, you two are close, you live together, and you're always laughing and having fun. If you two aren't fucking, one or both of you are gay." Jade says, shrugging. "Later, Harris." She says as she leaves him standing in front of his door.

Shorter than intended, but I kinda like it. What do you think of Jade and Andre's interaction at the end?

Don't worry about the pervy neighbor. He won't be seen again, and his fate is something he won't like. Hint: Another Vega comes into the picture in a good way for others.

Thanks for reading. Hope you like it and leave a review.

Blessed Be.