How Taking Down Legacy Failed

As soon as I left Sam, I headed for Legacy's locker room. Ted, Cody and Randy were all there. Randy smiled at me as I walked in, which I returned. I'm glad me and him were on good terms again. Ted and Cody were sitting on the couch watching Raw live, Randy was leaning against the door watching over their shoulders. I sat with them and watched. Mike Tyson was the guest host for this week. He was talking in the ring when Sheamus music played. Me, Cody and Ted all stood up clapping.

"It's my main man!" I yelled.

"It's my homie!" Ted yelled.

"BFFE!" Cody yelled. We all sat back down laughing, we heard Randy's deep chuckle in the background.

We all watched as Mike made Sheamus jump, we all gasped.

"He cannot disrespect Sheamus like that!" I argued. "Ted make him stop!"

"I command you to stop" Ted said to the TV, he then looked at me. "He isn't listening Mickie!" We kept watching them we heard 'I hear voices in my head' we stared at the TV in confusion then looked behind us to see that Randy had gone. None of us even noticed he had left to go down there. Randy gets into the ring with a scowl upon his face. He wants a title shot against Sheamus.

"Divided loyalties now ay boys" I said to Ted and Cody.

"We don't want to betray Sheamus!" Ted cried. "Hold me Cody" He flung his arms around Cody only to be shoved away. John's music then begun to play, I looked at the TV, oh god. Randy gave John a look of hatred.

"Hey guys!! Hey everyone!" John said jokily. Why oh why couldn't he be like this with me! I could actually fall for him if he was.

"What are you doing here Cena?!" Sheamus yelled at John. I love his accent!

"WOO go Sheamus!" Ted yelled clapping his hands.

"Yeah you tell him Sheamus!" I yelled. I found it so weird watching both John and Randy in the same ring. John like Randy also wants a title shot against Sheamus. Great, if he doesn't get the chance to he will blame me. If he gets the chance and blows it, he will blame me too.

"Who has divided loyalties now?" Ted said to me.

"I don't, Sheamus all the way" I replied. I stretched my feet out only to press the play button on the DVD player. Twilight started playing.

"Alright, fess up who was watching twilight?" Ted asked both me and Cody who pointed at each other.

"Maybe it was Ethel!" I suggested, Ted groaned, I grinned. It must have been Sam who was watching it.

"There is a guy who works here who's second name is Cullen!" Cody told us.

"We should go see him later!"

"Agreed" Cody replied to me.

"I don't get Twilight; I mean vampires want Bella's blood right?" Ted said to me.

"That is correct" I replied.

"Then why do they not just attack her when she is on her period?" Ted asked me.

"Period blood to a vampire is like spoiled milk to us. You wouldn't want to drink it" I told him. He made an 'OHHH' face. I'm glad I cleared that up for him.

"Stupid twilight, Sesame Street's Count makes a better vampire than Edward Cullen" Ted mumbled. I just laughed.

"I know what you are" I said to Ted.

"Say it, out loud" He replied, we were quoting the lines from Twilight.

"Gay." I replied simply and stuck my tongue out at him, he laughed.

"Do you know who we should blame for Twilight Ted?" Cody said.

"Who?"

"Lord Voldemort?"

"What does Voldy have to do with this?" I asked Cody.

"He is so evil, he turned Cedric Diggory into Edward Cullen" Ted gasped at this.

"My god! Your right!" I just laughed at the two of them. Guys will never understand twilight.

We turned the DVD player off to see now Kofi was in the ring too.

"Cena, I understand why you want this title shot, not only did I take your title, but I took your girl too" Sheamus yelled into the microphone, I stared at the screen with wide eyes. Randy and John head's both shot up at the sound of this. Does this mean Randy still cares?

It was then decided that there would be a triple threat match. John vs. Randy vs. Kofi. This shall be interesting. The winner gets to face Sheamus at the Royal Rumble. It was Cody and Ted's match next. We were walking down the corridor when Cody suddenly stopped.

"What is it?" I asked him.

"It's the guy who's second name is Cullen!" He whispered to me and Ted, he was pointing to a man working on Carlito's hair. We strolled up to him.

"Is your first name Edward?" Ted asked him, he looked over at us and sighed.

"That fucking movie has ruined my life" He mumbled. "Oh yes it is and my wife is called Isabella too" He said sarcastically. "I hate twilight" We giggled before leaving Mr Cullen in peace.

"I had a dream that you died last night Ted! It was horrible" I told him. He gasped.

"What happened?" He stuttered.

"Well basically, in the dream, I was with Cody and he told me you were dead and I spent like three days crying then my dad took me to WHSmith to cheer me up and then I saw you there and I was like "Oh hey dude, you're not dead.." "Nope" "Cool…"

Ted looked at Cody. "You should be ashamed of yourself" He told him,

"It was just a dream Ted" Cody said.

"Was it Cody? Was it really?"

"YES!" I laughed at the two of them.

"If it was just a dream, then how come I have this!" Ted said dramatically, pulling up his shirt and pointing to his stomach.

"Ted, that's a belly button" Cody said in a stating the obvious tone. I giggled.

"Oh I know, but I was trying to put a smile on my baby's face!" He said putting his arm around me.

We were walking past locker rooms when Cody stopped and decided it would be funny to trip me up.

"Filthy mud blood" I cursed at him. I heard Ted gasp. I turned to him. He grabbed my elbow and led me away from Cody.

"What?" I asked him.

"Baby, you know not to use that word around the muggles or we might be revealed as wizards" Ted told me.

"Ah, good point" I replied. We both walked back over to the confused Cody.

"Now what do you say" Ted said, I looked down at my feet.

"I'm sorry for calling you a filthy mud blood" I said sulkily.

"And…" Ted continued.

"And it will never happen again"

"Good girl" Ted said patting my head. Cody chuckled before pausing.

"What is it?" I asked him.

"Do you know what you did to Sheamus last week?" He said to me and Ted. We gave each other a look.

"Yeah…"

"Bet you can't do that to another superstar" He said to us, we scoffed. "Of my choice"

"We're up for a challenge!" Ted said. I nodded.

"Ok then, if you're sure…"

"Yeah we are" I said to him. He smirked.

"Ok, The Undertaker" Cody told us pointing to his locker room which looked dark and scary.

"Look at the time" Ted said looking at his watch.

"Knew it" Cody said smugly.

"You know nothing! C'mon Ted we can do this" I told Ted linking arms with him. We walked to the front of The Undertaker's locker room and took a deep breath.

"Well Theodore, it was nice knowing you"

"I know, I'm such a great guy" He cried, pulling me into a quick hug. "Be strong Ted, be strong!" He said to himself, I chuckled. We pushed the door open slightly. It was quiet, dark and scary. There was a light that we could see, we went towards it. That is when we saw him. He was facing away from us.

"Mr Undertaker sir" I said to him, he slowly turned around and his eyes darted to me and Ted. Ted started to pull out his little black book.

"C-c-can I h-have you're a-a-autograph?" He stuttered. The Undertaker looked at us before his eyes rolled into the back of his head.

"SACRIFICE!" I yelled, before shoving Ted into The Undertake, Ted screamed like a girl and struggled to get away. I ran away, leaving Ted with The Undertaker. By the time I got out, I was on the floor holding my belly as I was laughing so hard thinking of Ted still inside.

"Where is Ted?" Cody asked me.

"He is still inside, he um, decided to sacrifice himself to save me!" I lied.

"Wow, that was erm, nice of him, doesn't sound like Ted though" We then heard screaming and Ted ran out and slammed the door, leaned against it gasping for breath.

"YOU BITCH!" He grabbed my wrist and tried to throw me in the locker room, I kicked away at him.

"What happened?" Cody asked.

"I don't want to talk about it" Ted cried. "OH Cody, hold me!" He flung his arms around him, only for Cody to shove him away.

"Stop doing that!" He snapped.

"WELL!" Ted said sounding insulting. He then started looking through a bunch of crew members. I gave him an odd look. "What?"

"What are you looking for?" I asked him.

"Well, earlier, when I was looking for you, this crew member bumped into me, I looked up and saw that he looked exactly like Draco Malfoy, so I said to him in a frustrated voice 'Bloody hell Malfoy! Watch yourself!' The guy replied 'How dare you to walk into me! My father will be hearing about this' Guess who's my new friend?" Ted grinned.

"I have to meet him! Another wizard!" I said, Ted nudged me and gestured to Cody. I looked at a confused Cody and coughed. "I mean, friend"

"Hey Piggy James" One random crew member sniggered at me. I glared at him. Oh funny.

"Keep walking four eyes" Ted snapped at him, the crew member hung his head down and kept walking, Cody gave Ted a look.

"What?" Ted asked him.

"Your insult disgusts me" Cody told him and walked away. Ted watched after him.

"Yeah well, Cody's a stupid name" He muttered jokily, I laughed.

"Go catch up with him" I told Ted, he nodded and jogged away.

"Good luck guys" I called after them before going to John's locker room.

"Hey babe" John said to me as I walked into his locker room, I just smiled at him and turned the TV on to watch Ted and Cody's match. "I was wondering if you would come down and watch my match tonight?" He asked me. I nodded and agreed. He smiled and kissed my cheek. I looked back at the screen to see that Cody and Ted were arguing about the Royal Rumble and who was going to win it. I had never see Cody and Ted argue so I was kind of worried when they started, but their arguing was interrupted as Mark Henry and Evan started making their way down to the ring. They kept swapping tags and at one pointed Mark was chasing Ted round the ring. Run for your life Ted! Legacy got the win which I was happy about, John however wasn't. Didn't really expect it though.

An hour later

I wonder if Randy knew that I was accompanying John down to the ring. Well he was soon about to find out. He was already in the ring; all that was left was for John to come down. I heard his music play. I took a deep breath and we stepped out to be greeted by the screaming crowd. I saw loads wearing John's merchandise and signs which said Jickie forever. I looked down to the ring to see Randy staring at me, I stared back. Our starring contest was interrupted as John pulled me in for a kiss to play up for the crowd. I pulled away to see Randy starring at me, hurt in his eyes. Why should he be hurt? He left me!

I stood ringside with my arms crossed, I looked up to the stage to see Sheamus was there watching. It's my main man! If only Ted and Cody were here! John passes me all his stuff and plants another kiss on me. Randy's face darkened. As soon as John got back in the ring, Randy went straight for John. Sheamus started to walk closer to the ring.

Kofi and John teamed up against Randy, I wanted to help him, I know I shouldn't want this, but I did. Randy was down, but he used some strength to push himself up, he looked in my direction and I just starred at him. He tried to smile at me, but John kicked him down. Randy rolled out the ring and staggered in my direction. He wouldn't hurt me, not again, so I didn't move. John saw he was coming towards me and too rolled out the ring. He grabbed Randy and rolls him back into the ring.

Sheamus started to come towards me, which grabbed the attention of John and Kofi. This distracted them enough for Randy to be able to get the upper hand. He got them from behind. I moved towards Kofi away from Sheamus. I looked up to see Randy was about to perform a move on John. He looked at me before he did it. It was then I realised it was the same move he used on me at Bragging Rights. John was out cold, he rolled out of the ring. Out of no Cody comes down to the ring. He kicks the steel steps right into John. He is out cold. Cody jumped in the ring and distracted the referee. Where was Te…Oh here he comes!

Ted ran into the ring and kicked Kofi's leg and then slides out of the ring. I ran over to him and shoved him, making the crowd believe that we honestly hated each other.

"Problem James?" Ted smirked at me.

"Yes Dibiase, I don't like you" I told him, to the crowd it looked like we were bad mouthing each other worse then we actually were.

"That's not what you said last night OOOOHHHHH" Ted replied, I tried not to laugh and remain angry.

"You know what? That secret stash on pancakes you had? Yeah? Remember that?"

"Oh no, what have you done?" Ted's eyes widened.

"I ATE THEM!" I yelled at him, he gasped.

"You monster!" He yelled back at me, I turned to run; he chased me around the ring. I turned my head in the direction of the ring. Randy planted an RKO on Kofi and got the pin. Ted stopped chasing me and got into the ring and stood in victory with Randy. I went over to John; he was beginning to come around. Randy gave me a look, before leaving. I sighed. I helped John back to his locker.

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The Twilight hating is a conversation between some of my friends, had to put it in!

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