How Taking Down Legacy Failed

I went looking for Ted; I should have known that John would take his loss out on me. He said I told Cody to interfere and he started talking about how I shouldn't be friends with them, he can't tell me what to do. I just stormed out and I now needed a lift home.

"Looking for someone?" I turned around to see Ted smirking; he pulled me into a hug. "Baby!!!"

"Teddy!" I squealed mocking his tone.

"So I take it, it was me you were looking for?" He asked.

"It was indeed Teddy, it was indeed" He stood there waiting for me to go on, but I just stood starring at him, waiting for him to say something amusing. He then did this motion thing with his hand making me go OHH; he was waiting for me to say something. "OH! I need a lift" I told him.

"What's up?" He asked.

"John is being a dick, besides, I think he has already left without me" I told him, he nodded.

"Was it about the match?" I nodded. "YES! I managed to piss him off! Result!!!" I gave him a look which meant I was trying not to laugh. He put his arm around me. "Looks like you will be bunking with me tonight!"

"Boat Nector" I replied, to anyone, that would of confused the hell out of a person and they would look at me like I was freak, but not my Teddy!

"Some of God's tears" He replied grinning.

"I think I've found my soul mate!" I said to him, swinging my arms around him.

"So slumber party?" He said getting excited.

"Yes slumber party" I told him laughing.

"Meet me in the car park in ten minutes, I need to get my slumber party pyjamas" Ted replied deadly serious before walking away. I went back to John's locker room to get my stuff to see he had already left. I knew he had.

Ten minutes later

I made my way to the car park to see Ted waiting; I smiled and walked over to him. It was when I got closer that I saw he was not alone. With him were Sam, Randy and Cody. Why the hell were they all there? Please don't say they were getting a lift with Ted too, I can't stand to be in the same car as Sam, I won't be able to keep my anger in if she says anything.

"What's going on?" I asked Ted.

"I kind of caught a ride with them, I asked Randy, he said it's cool for you to come with" This was going to be awkward. I looked around; everyone else had left, guess this was my only option. Be cool James, be cool.

"It's going to be awkward" I told him.

"Not when I'm going to be here with you!" I laughed and pushed him.

"Ready to go?" Randy asked us, smiling at me. I nodded, I glanced over at Sam, she did not look too happy that I was coming with. We all got in the car. Randy drove and Sam sat in the passenger seat. Me and Ted sat in the back. Cody then got in the car, so it was the five of us. All you could hear was the radio, no one spoke.

"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do" Ted sang with the radio. Me and Cody gave him an odd look. "Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one" He continued to sing, but this time louder.

"Ted" I said. He stopped singing and looked at me.

"Yeah?"

"Get some friends" I told him, Cody and Randy both chuckled. Ted flung his arms around me.

"I have you silly" He teased. I pulled a disgusted face.

"Hey!" I laughed.

"I'm kidding Theodore, I love you" I told him kissing his cheek.

"That's better" He mumbled. "What time is it?"

"Time you got a watch" Cody mumbled, he was looking at something on his phone. He was on a website and it was about 100 ways to confuse your room mate, I read with him, me and Cody then both looked at each other.

"I think we should do some on Ted" I whispered to him.

"Me too, look at this one" He whispered back pointing down.

It said 'Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again'

"I like that one!" I told Cody, "Anymore we could use?"

"We have to do this one"

'Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."

"I love it! He will get so freaked out!" I whispered.

"What are you guys whispering about?" Ted asked us.

"Nothing" Me and Cody both said in union in the most innocent voice.

"Have you guys got secrets? I LOVE secrets, just putting it out there" Ted said to us, we starred at him, making him paranoid for a moment, before going back to our 'research'

Here are the few that me and Cody want to try on Ted!

'If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."

When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "What the hell do you think you are? A king?"

Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."

Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.

Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

Late at night, start conversations that begin with, "Remember the good old days, when we used to..." and make up stories involving you and your roommate.

Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to be an earthquake, soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only one side of the room.

Me and Cody were in hysterics by the ending of reading all these, ways to confuse Ted, it's going to be a good night!

"So guys" Randy finally started talking. "Are any of you going to Gail Kim's birthday party?" He asked us. I was actually surprised Randy was invited, I'd never seen them talking, I knew Gail thought he was hot though.

"Yes" We all replied.

"It's a costume party isn't it? What are you guys going as?" He asked us.

"Buzz light-year!" Me and Ted both said at the same time, we looked at each other in shock. We then glared at each other.

"This girl next to me wants to be Buzz, but has too much fat to fit into Buzz's costume" Ted said to Randy, gesturing to me. Oh it's on.

"You are so right! She couldn't.."

"Sam" Randy snapped, she fell quite. Gutted.

"Isn't Buzz supposed to be on the round side anyway Theodore? Shows how much of a true fan you are!" I retorted.

"No, Buzz is strong, but the slag next to me is weak" He grinned at me.

"That's not nice, it's only Cody!" I replied.

"Don't bring me into your Buzz dispute" Cody told us before continuing to stare out the window.

"Besides, the guy next to me is more of a little Bo peep then Buzz" I told Ted, he shook his head.

"That's not very nice, it's only Cody" Ted replied.

"What did I just say!" Cody said, we both pouted at him before continuing our buzz debate.

"Maybe so, but this person next to me is not little Bo peep, it's more like one of her sheep's which makes her my bitch" Ted told me grinning again.

"Can't be, Cody is your bitch" Cody glared at me. "And I'm sure the person next to you is more of a Buzz than you will ever be"

"No, she is too ugly, her face would crack the thing that keeps Buzz breathing"

"See you don't even know the name of it! You failure! And you wouldn't crack it?" I came back with.

"No, not with a face like this" He posed.

"Yes with a face like that" I gave him a disgusted look.

I heard Randy laughing in the front at mine and Ted's argument. He finds me funny! Yeyyy! I mean, cool… YEYYYYY. Sam didn't laugh at all, she is such a stick in the mud.

"With a face like this, the broke glass would fix. I'm that hot"

"Your face isn't even worthy of being Buzz's ass wipes" I told Ted, he pulled an insulted face. "You're a backwards clown"

"I'm a nwolc?" Ted asked me smirking.

"A what?" I asked confused, then I thought about it. "OHHH, funny, no. You look like Cody" I said to him, Cody once again realised he was brought back into the argument. Ted now pulled an offended face.

"You look like Cody's ass!" He retorted.

"Well, it's better than his face" I replied.

"Mickie." Cody said.

"Yes dearly beloved" I replied to Cody.

"When we get out of this car, you better run" Cody told me, my eyes widened. I flung my arm around Ted.

"Oh Ted! Save me!" I said dramatically.

"I am not CMPunk!" Ted replied, pushing me away. "Besides, you called me a backwards clown, you can't take it back" He pretended to cry. "Oh Cody, hold me!" He flung his arms around Cody.

"What have I told you?!" Cody snapped jokily of course and pushed Ted away.

"Brother broke my hand" Ted said cuddling me now, but glaring at Cody.

"So Ted, Cody, you guys are coming to the wedding right? I mean, it's on the 3rd FEBUARY" Sam said, emphasising on the February. That's only a few weeks away, I thought there was still a lot of time before the wedding, I thought it was months away.

"Does that make you feel better?" Randy hissed at her. I kind of liked the way Randy stood up for me, what girl wouldn't? We all sat in silence for the rest of the journey. Things went pretty awkward after Randy had said that.

When we got back to the hotel, I went with Cody and Ted up to our room, me and Cody were both waiting for Ted to go into the bathroom or something so we could plan to confuse him. In the mean time, part of me had this urge to text Randy, but I know it'd look bad if I tried to. So I had to be discreet.

Who is this

I texted him, subtle, I know!

The most amazingest guy you could ever meet

Randy replied, it made me smile.

Randy then :P

I sent back.

See, you did know who this was, you just wanted to talk to me :P

Ohh that is so embarrassing, he caught on.

No, Ted changed all my contacts to Harry Potter characters, I thought I was talking to Voldemort.

I put. I then looked up at Ted.

"What?" He asked. "Is there something on my face?" He rushed to the mirror, he then turned to me and grinned. "There is something isn't there.. Perfection" He teased, I shook my head and laughed.

"If anyone asks, you changed my contacts to Harry Potter characters" I told him.

"Ok" He replied, no questions asked, if it was anyone else, there would be questions!

No, no, no, you liar :P

One word. Blush!

That whole texting thing, that happened to me! Ah the embarrassment! And that whole Buzz conversation happened to me too, me and my friend were arguing who was Buzz on a piece of paper so I just wrote down what was on there! :D
Out of the confuse the room mate for Ted, which ones do you think I should use for the next chapter! Review and let me know!
Sorry for long update, things are pretty crazy at the moment, just started working, gcse's coming up, with all that, I've had no inspiration, but I'm not giving this story up without a fight!
Lots of Randy & Mickie to come!
Results from the poll!
Ted - 20 votes
Cody - 11 votes
Ted takes the lead!
Review and give me some inspiration!
LivHardy x