February 7th, 2018
RING! RING! RING! RING! RING! RING! PHONE CALL! PHONE CALL!
Lynn: You've reached the Loud house, Lynn Loud Sr. speaking.
CEO: Hello, Mr. Loud. This is the CEO of Paramount Pictures. Put your phone on speaker, your family is gonna want to hear this.
Lynn put the phone on speaker.
Lynn: Rita, kids, everybody, come down here! We're getting an important phone call…apparently.
Everybody, including Charles, Cliff, and Walt came downstairs. The only one who wasn't there was Lincoln because he was at the dry cleaners.
Lynn: Ok, everybody's here. What is it, sir?
CEO: I have got some great news for you all. Can you guess what it is?
The Louds: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Leni: You're gonna make Monster Trucks 2?
CEO: No, but you're close. The news IS about a movie we're making. Your MTV reality show, The Loud House, has been such a massive hit with both audiences and critics, that we here at Paramount Pictures have decided to…
*dramatic pause*
CEO: …make The Loud House: The Movie.
The Louds: What?!
CEO: You heard me.
*brief silent moment while everyone let the fact this was happening sink in*
Lola: So when does it come out? 'Cause I wanna start making that sweet Hollywood money RIGHT NOW!
Rita (whispering): Lola, try to sound professional.
Rita (not whispering): Could you give us any more details about the film, sir?
CEO: We plan to release it on February 7th, 2020.
Lana: February 7th, 2020? That's exactly two years from now!
CEO: Yes it is. Now I'm gonna let you talk to the director. He can probably answer more of your questions than I can.
The CEO gave the phone to the movie's director.
Director: Hello.
Lynn Sr.: Kyle? You're directing the movie? Good for you!
Director: Thank you.
Lori: But how are you gonna make a movie based off a reality show? That literally sounds impossible!
Director: It's gonna be just like an episode of the show, but longer. Filming starts in October, see you all then.
Lynn Sr.: Tell the CEO of Paramount that we said thank you for the amazing opportunity.
Director: Will do. Good bye.
Lynn Sr.: Everybody say bye.
Everybody Else: *various ways of saying bye*
Lynn Sr. hung up. There was another brief silent moment and then everyone started freaking out.
Rita: Let's go out for dinner to celebrate. Where do you kids wanna go?
Most of the kids: *saying various restaurants*
Lynn (worried): Anywhere but Smelly Cheeses!
Lynn Sr.: No! We're gonna be big movie stars! If we're gonna celebrate that, we've gotta celebrate it right. So we're gonna go somewhere sophisticated and high-class enough for celebrities like us.
Luna: *gasp* You don't mean…
Lynn Sr.: That's right! We are going to…