Lincoln: Oh, Anthony! Guess what!

Anthony came out of Eureka's room. His left hand was still broken.

Anthony: You're here for the Red Vs. Orange Competition?

Lincoln: The…what?

Anthony: The Red Vs. Orange Competition. You see, earlier today, my mom took my favorite shirt out of the laundry. During the wash, it turned orange. Because it was no longer red, which everyone knows is the greatest color of all time, this made me cry like a baby.

Lincoln: At least you're honest.

Anthony: I then used Karli's time machine to go back in time and prevent my shirt from being put in the washer. Now it never turned orange as you can see by the fact I'm wearing it and it's still red. Yes, I'm wearing a dirty shirt. Don't judge me. This got me thinking. Red is my favorite color, and orange is yours. So we should totally have a Red Vs. Orange Competition. What do you say?

Lincoln: No.

Lightning: I say green wins matically 'cause it's better than…

Anthony: Lightning, don't you dare finish that sentence because it's a big fat lie! Anyway, my first point in defense of red being better than orange is that the Red Ranger is always the leader, except Time Force supposedly, and there's never once been an Orange Power Ranger.

Lincoln: Okay, 1: There's no way Karli has a time machine. 2: I'm not doing that red and orange thing because it sounds really dumb. And 3: There's seriously never once been an orange Power Ranger?

Anthony: Well, technically there has been. But one of them was in a non-canon comic book and the other two were in one of the seasons I don't like, which means they don't count.

Lightning: Karli does too have a time machine, Lincoln. She lets me play with it a lot and she always tells me not to mess up the space-time kin-you-im.

Lincoln: ….Yeah, sure.

Anthony: So you really don't wanna do the Red Vs. Orange Competition?

Lincoln: No I don't.

Anthony: Well then have fun being no fun!

Anthony went back into Eureka's room and slammed the door.

Lightning: Green is too the best color, Antny.

Anthony: Then how come your favorite Powerpuff Girl isn't Buttercup?

Lightning shrugged. Lincoln put the dry cleaning and his phone on the couch then went into Eureka's room and closed the door.

Lincoln: What are you doing in here anyway?

Anthony: Eureka's coming home in a week, and this time it's not temporary, so that made me want to spend some time in her room.

Lincoln: That's creepy. And you should call her Bonnie, it's her real name.

Anthony: ThAt's crEepy. And yOu ShouLd cAll hEr BOnniE, iT's Her reaL naMe. And why do you care what room I'm in? This is my house, I'll be in whatever room in it I want. You're the one who needs to explain what he's doing here.

Lincoln: I came to tell you some news that I think you'll find very….horrible.

Anthony: Try me.

Lincoln: Can I get a drumroll, please?

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Lincoln: The Loud House: The Movie is going to be a thing!

Anthony: ….Good for you.

Lincoln: …You're…not mad? At all?

Anthony: Hey, if movie-goers wanna watch a bunch of boring people do nothing entertaining for two hours, then they just have different taste in movies than me, simple as that.

Lincoln: …..Did you already know about the movie somehow?

Anthony: Nope. This is brand new information.

Lincoln was both confused and surprised by Anthony's reaction to the announcement. But he quickly got over it.

Lincoln: Ah, whatever. I'm gonna gloat anyway.

Lincoln started doing a butt-shaking victory dance.

Lincoln: Aw yeah! The Loud House is getting a movie and you don't get to be in it! I'm gonna be a movie star and you're not! I'm way more popular than you!