Anthony got mad and tried to punch Lincoln. Lincoln ducked, causing Anthony to punch the doorknob instead. This caused the doorknob to fall off and Anthony's broken hand to hurt even more.
Anthony: That was not a good decision!
Lincoln: Oh-no! The knob fell off! Now we can't get out!
Anthony: Gee, if only there was somebody here who could open the door for us. Oh right, there is! Hey Lightning, can you open the door for us?
Lightning: Are you guys stuck in there?
Lincoln: Yes. Now can you please open the door?
Lightning: No.
Lincoln: What? Why not?
A Wynaut was hiding under the covers on Eureka's bed.
Lightning: I'm sick of seeing you fight with Antny all the time. Lily is too. You're brothers, you should be nice to each other. So I'm not letting you out until you're best buddies.
Anthony: That would take until almost the end of time.
Lincoln: And I've gotta go have dinner with my family.
Lightning: You should've thought about that before you came over here just to be mean to Antny!
Lincoln: But…
Lightning: I'm gonna go upstairs and play video games. Let me know when you guys don't hate each other anymore.
Lightning went upstairs.
Lincoln: *groan* Are all Staffenhagens ridiculously immature?
Anthony: What are you talking about? Lightning's maturity level's not that bad for her age.
Lincoln: *face palm* She's like 16!
Anthony: No she's not. She's 4, she's just really tall.
Lincoln wasn't sure how to react to that.
Lincoln: Just…when's your mom gonna be home?
Anthony: Not 'til like midnight. She took George to…..something. I heard her say "wrestling," but I heard him say "Justin Bieber concert." I'm assuming it's some combination of the two.
Lincoln: Whatever. Just give me your phone so I can call for help.
Anthony: Use your own.
Lincoln: I can't. I left it out there because a victory dance isn't as satisfying if there's something in your back pocket. Now just give me yours.
Anthony: I don't have one.
Lincoln: Where is it then?
Anthony: No, I don't mean I don't have one with me. I mean I don't have one at all. Never have.
Lincoln: OF COURSE! Because why would you be at all like a normal person?!
Anthony: You don't have to shout. Oh, and also, don't go assuming people own cell phones.
Lincoln took off his hat revealing that he had his walkie-talkie under it. He took the walkie-talkie off his head than put the hat back on.
Lincoln: Clyde, come in.
Clyde: Hi, Lincoln! I just heard the news about the movie. Congratulations!
Lincoln: Thank you, but I can't talk about that right now. I'm in a crisis!
Clyde: Does it involve Anthony?
Lincoln: Yes it does. I went over to his house to brag about the movie, but now I'm trapped in Bonnie's room with him. Can you come here and let me out?
Anthony: Uhh…it's "Let US out," thank you very much.
Clyde: Me and my dads will be right over.
Lincoln: You're a life saver, Clyde. Thank you so much.
Lincoln put his walkie-talkie in his pocket.
Anthony: So, about that Clyde guy.
Lincoln: I know I'm gonna regret this, but what about him?
Anthony: You seem to like spending a lot of time with him. So much so, that you keep a walkie-talkie with you at all times so you can call him whenever you want. I also heard you guys like to call yourselves a combination of your names and that you and him once wanted to go into a pool filled with gelatin together. Those two things aren't things best friends do.
Lincoln: Why am I not punching you?
Anthony: Those are things romantic couples do. So, are you friends with him THAT greatly, or do you LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE him?
Lincoln: No, I don't LOOOOOOOOVE him. Just because he's a boy who's a friend, doesn't mean I want him to be a boyfriend.
Anthony: I know. That was me making fun of you.
Lincoln: Oh! So you hate gay people.
Anthony: What? No I don't! If I did, I wouldn't have a second best friend who's gay.
Lincoln: I know. That was me making fun of you. Now until Clyde gets here, I'll be over there in that corner. You stay over in that other corner so you're as far away from me as possible. And there will be NO TALKING!
Lincoln went to the corner. Anthony laid down on Eureka's bed.
Anthony: Hey Lincoln, do you ever wonder what it would be like if men could get pregnant instead of women?
Lincoln ignored Anthony.
Anthony: Come on! Don't you wanna know why I just asked you such a bizarre question?
Lincoln continued to ignore Anthony. Anthony then went over to Lincoln and started poking him.
Anthony: Lincoln. Lincoln. Lincoln.…Lincoln.
Anthony kept doing that until Lincoln eventually couldn't take it anymore.
Lincoln: *screams* No! I never wonder that! Why would I wonder that?! Now leave me alone!
Anthony: The reason you would wonder that is…
Lincoln: Why did I have to ask that?
Anthony: …because if men got pregnant instead of women, your dad would've kept me instead of my mom. That would mean we would've met each other a lot sooner, the day you were born. Do you ever wonder what that would've been like?
Lincoln: I don't even like imagining that I've known you for a year and a half, which is the reality we live in. Why would I wanna imagine I knew you my whole life?...But, I would be lying if I said I've never thought about how things could've gone differently if we had found out we're brothers before we started hating each other. It's like Karli said on your birthday, if we had found out then, I think we would've stayed friends.
Anthony: I don't know. A lot of your sisters are pretty easy to hate.
Lincoln: *sigh* I don't see how that has anything to do with…
Anthony: However, if I had been there when they were born, and if I was raised by your parents, it would probably feel like your sisters are my sisters. That would make me like them more.
Lincoln: Ok, sure. Now please stop talking.
Anthony: What do you say we imagine what that version of our lives would be like while we wait for Clyde?
Lincoln: I prefer my "not talking" idea.
Anthony: TOO BAD! I'M DOING IT ANYWAY!